Solisen
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Solisen
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Solisen
This is the best thing ever, dude. I will eat your whole gosh darned house.
We'll start with the chocolate-covered everything and sweets though.
That sounds hella.
Weeelll, you'll have to figure out where I am on your own! But once you get here, I'll be a good host as long as you don't bring any guns and pass inspection.
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How do you expect me to do that when I get lost in my own neighborhood.
This isn't going to be easy. I am up to it though. I believe in me. I will most likely
not even get out of my bed, but I will pretend to try.
I get the gun part, but does inspection entail? Are you just going to look under my
fingernails and judge my personality based on the type of shoes I happen to be
wearing??
It's okay. I forget where I am in my own house many times. I understand completely. There is always hope!
Inspection entails undergoing scrutiny and much sniffing by vicious dogs. One weighs about as much as three big bags of cereal. The other weighs as much as ten human hearts. If you pass, you may live to ingest many delicious treats. If not, then I will bury you out back with the others.
This is reassuring! For a second there I thought I was mentally impaired.
I'm glad to hear that others share this same folly.
I completely lost it at three bags of cereal and continued to asphyxiate myself through
the rest of that. Not from laughter though! Oh no! From fear! That is some harsh stuff.
Is that even an accurate form of measurement. Where are you from exactly, give me a
hint.
I will make sure to bathe before I arrive. I'll give that soap thingamabob a try. Eat many
bowls of cereal for preparation. I will smell pleasant to your dogs' nostrils. You will make
me lots of treats. I will probably be buried out back.
I confess that I googled the "ten human hearts" -- for how much it weighed, not for selecting the form of measurement. I think it should be adopted by most countries as a type of regular measurement.
The only hint you will get is that most of the snow is melted! And please do bathe. My sense of smell is about as effective as leaping in front of a moving train, but the others...
the others smell very well.
I'll see to it that you get a beautiful tombstone.
(I'm not a murderous lunatic. I'm just warped.)