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because it was weird and i cant give you a tl;dr version so stick with me if you can

i was goin to go sit by the river again because apparently this is what i do now
and there was a guy sitting on the bench adjacent to my favorite bench

i had a hard time recovering but fatima told me to be brave so i sat there anyway and i told myself
"you know what its ok, if he talks to you just ask him if he speaks english"
(i live in switzerland and i do not speak german fluently)

he started talking to me in swiss german gibberish and i calmed myself down enough to say "do you speak english"

he asked me for a cigarette and i said yes and he proceeded to rail three lines of coke

he didn't thank me for the cigarette which was fine
he was taking pictures of the river with his expensive camera
what a guy

anyway ok just had to tell someone about this ok

i'd like to live in switzerland

it's fun ! fun things happen ! i'm having a good time!

tl:dr a stranger bummed a cig off u then did coke next 2 u in a park in switzrland

I feel like you should move your favorite bench to a different part of the river... and carry a taser.

how long have you lived there?

how scary r u ok!!!!