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Just the other day, I was running to catch a train when I barreled headlong into a metal pole and temporarily lost the ability to spell certain words, like proughft and wulgus... DRAT! It still hasn't gone away!

My point is this: when you've got a train to catch, please allow yourself plenty of time to get to the station. The Final Line will be leaving the Cash Shop on Monday, April 8th, and you wouldn't want to get caught up in a mad dash to catch it at the last second-- you might run into a pole and whack yourself in the blumbis! Plus, you'd risk missing out on these great items:

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Grab the Final Line today! I know I'll be stopping to get one on the way to the helch, right after I'm done icing down my swollen broat.