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'I chase him, I bite him'... the crime report written by a dog: Officer investigated after submitting witness statement in character as animal

Police are under investigation for jokingly filling in a witness statement in the name of a force dog.

Officers became exasperated when prosecutors asked for an account of a crime from a ‘PC Peach’, not realising Peach was the name of a police dog.

So they completed the form as if it had been written by the alsatian, and signed it with a paw print.

The dog’s statement read: ‘I chase him. I bite him. Bad man. He tasty. Good boy. Good boy Peach.’

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The form was pinned up at a West Midlands Police station last week for the amusement of colleagues, who are often at odds with the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) over the handling of cases.

Another officer took a photo of the statement and it found its way to a ‘cop humour’ page on Facebook on Friday.

The image was later deleted but the dog section of a different force, West Yorkshire, enjoyed it so much they posted the image on Twitter in a tweet that was shared more than 150 times.

The CPS, however, failed to see the funny side. Officials are believed to have complained to police that their mistake has been turned into a very public joke.

This is being considered by West Midlands Police’s Professional Standards Department and the officer who shared the picture, PC Mark Tissington, referred himself to the internal discipline unit. Sources say he is unlikely to be reprimanded.

DCI Julian Harper, from West Midlands Police, said: 'The Professional Standards Department is looking into this, early enquiries suggest it is a light-hearted exchange as a result of a misunderstanding around a police dog and a police officer. The matter will be investigated.'

It comes just a week after The Mail on Sunday revealed new guidelines for police on the safe use of the internet, which advise officers against sharing ‘operational material’ online.

Ian Edwards, chairman of the West Midlands branch of the Police Federation, said: ‘It’s a difficult time for police and sometimes humour is a way of venting frustrations. I would urge our PSD to be even-handed in the way they deal with it.’

The CPS declined to comment.

Greedy Consumer

Well we know why the police can be bad, because of higher ups telling them to do their jobs and to stop messing around xd
It is still a confidential (restricted) document. That said, I have no doubt they will let this one slip.

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This is what happens when paper pushers don't look up from their papers.

I bet they went the rounds for a while "Peach is a dog"... "We need a witness statement"...."Peach is a DOG"..."WITNESS STATEMENT!!!!"... "Okay... you asked for it"

Stupid error that got appropriate responses, IMO. I see nothing wrong with this and find it quite funny.

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'I chase him, I bite him'... the crime report written by a dog: Officer investigated after submitting witness statement in character as animal

Police are under investigation for jokingly filling in a witness statement in the name of a force dog.

Officers became exasperated when prosecutors asked for an account of a crime from a ‘PC Peach’, not realising Peach was the name of a police dog.

So they completed the form as if it had been written by the alsatian, and signed it with a paw print.

The dog’s statement read: ‘I chase him. I bite him. Bad man. He tasty. Good boy. Good boy Peach.’

User Image

The form was pinned up at a West Midlands Police station last week for the amusement of colleagues, who are often at odds with the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) over the handling of cases.

Another officer took a photo of the statement and it found its way to a ‘cop humour’ page on Facebook on Friday.

The image was later deleted but the dog section of a different force, West Yorkshire, enjoyed it so much they posted the image on Twitter in a tweet that was shared more than 150 times.

The CPS, however, failed to see the funny side. Officials are believed to have complained to police that their mistake has been turned into a very public joke.

This is being considered by West Midlands Police’s Professional Standards Department and the officer who shared the picture, PC Mark Tissington, referred himself to the internal discipline unit. Sources say he is unlikely to be reprimanded.

DCI Julian Harper, from West Midlands Police, said: 'The Professional Standards Department is looking into this, early enquiries suggest it is a light-hearted exchange as a result of a misunderstanding around a police dog and a police officer. The matter will be investigated.'

It comes just a week after The Mail on Sunday revealed new guidelines for police on the safe use of the internet, which advise officers against sharing ‘operational material’ online.

Ian Edwards, chairman of the West Midlands branch of the Police Federation, said: ‘It’s a difficult time for police and sometimes humour is a way of venting frustrations. I would urge our PSD to be even-handed in the way they deal with it.’

The CPS declined to comment.


I love those cops.

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That is just comical. Those officers deserve a ******** medal...
I think that's really funny, they should let them off....
it's a really cute idea and it boosts morale they should keep it as a motivational poster.

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You'd think the name might... oh wait, nvm. I forgot that some people give their kids unique/unusual names nowadays.

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"The CPS, however, failed to see the funny side. Officials are believed to have complained to police that their mistake has been turned into a very public joke."

"Although we at the Crown Prosecutors Service feel this joke photo cast us in a bad light we strongly feel that not enough people know we have a huge stick up our collective a**. To 'rectalfy' that we have officially complained about the photo, thereby guaranteeing that many more people will see the photo and hear the story than if it was just posted on police humor sites"

"Our goal is to let everyone know what incredible asses we are so that bad guys will be afraid to commit crimes and other agencies will respect us more"

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