I've seen a lot of artwork around with zOMG in it, so I thought it'd be cool to make a thread where people can post their zOMG artwork, poems, written stuff, etc etc. Hopefully more people will post in this other than me.
zOMG! What did I get myself into?
Oh how the misery
That zOMG has brought to me
The sewers so grimy and grungy
A favorite home of the grunny
Peelungers too, covered in filth
The mobs coming to drain my health
From Village Greens, the pesky gnomes
Wandering around, threatening our homes
Pink Flamingos every which way
Oh thank god they've nothing to say
The fluffs that threaten, just the start
Puffing around sounding like a fart
Garlic stink everywhere!
A stench so bad you stop and stare
What's that ringing in my ear?
The pesky alarm skeeters, they are here!
Snakes of galoshes and of boots
Who gives a crap where they get their roots?
Oh my god what was that sound
Creatures slinking over the ground
But wait, what's that, in the sky?
Purple clutches, watch them fly!
Zen Gardens, also infested
By sakura fluffs I won't be bested!
Kokeshi dolls on patrol
Knock them over, watch them roll!
Taiko Drums, hear them pound
When you kill them round after round!
Ghost Lanters, WHAT THE HELL?
I hope that lick doesn't come with a spell!
Outlaw pups out in the sun
Kind of makes me want to keep one
Flying Giftboxes, mouths agape
Built to tear you out of shape.
A buzz saw, another, many more
Rising sharp and deadly from the floor
Coming from burrows in the earth
Predator Pups to prove their worth
And in the Hive, my mind bends
And in death it always ends
Shockroaches, lightning bugs come with zaps
Striders and walkers with noisy taps
Sand fluffs stopping me in my tracks
An anchor bug, with its head it attacks
Sand castles coming alive
On the beach they doth thrive
Siren beauties from the sea
Sea spouts try to enchant me
Tiny terrors screech and scream
Masks and spearheads I see their gleam
Spinning so fast just like a top
Bladed vases want me to get chopped
Fighting off masks of death and rebirth
As each layer comes off it lessens it's girth.
Brain clams stinging trying to take me out
And under the water I can scream and shout
More grunnies under the sea
Shooting rockets of carrots at me
Robofish in the sea so deep
In the darkness I can't see them creep.
Harpoons from labtechs litter the air
Whoa I think that one just went through my hair
Sea cycles chase from screen to screen
It's all torture do you know what I mean?
From waterworks to endboss it takes skill
To even survive or get the next kill.
http://masterthymos.deviantart.com/art/zOMG-A-dedication-to-the-game-144536236