[NPC] Cresento
If you're anything like me, you're too busy cruising around the skies in a magnificent airship to care about the holidays. Do you have any idea how hard it is to maintain one of these beauties? It's bad enough I've got crewmen asking for time off, but can you believe they expect me to give them holiday bonuses, too?
As a small businessman/airship captain, holidays are nothing but bad news. So I say down with the holidays! Down with ugly seasonal sweaters! Down with candy canes! Down with foolish do-gooders clogging up my skies to deliver presents!
Who's with me? Let's stand together against all this sickly cheer and needless goodwill!
Now if they wanted to create a day honoring yours truly, I think I could find time to give a speech or pose for a statue commemorating my unprecedented aerial dominance. Something like that just makes sense.
