[NPC] Mirai and Barrett
Mirai: Hi everyone! We've got a new fishy fish on sale in Phin Phang: Piranhas!
- Barrett: They're horrible creatures! I spent all weekend fishing them out of a river, and I lost a lot of blood in the process. Like 6 pints--
- Barrett: I also spent all week training them not to eat your other fish, so it's safe to put them in your tank.
- Barrett: Well, I smacked them on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper whenever they tried to eat another fish. After a few days they seemed to get the message. These Piranhas are fully reformed! Though they still act mean and lack dinner table etiquette, that's just for image. The Piranha is notorious for its oppositional defiant disorder. I could go on--
- Barrett: If anybody has any extra blood to spare--