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I was working at my part time job at the mall last week, I met this amazingly hot girl, with light brown hair and a C cup. anyway, I asked her out, she said yes, awesome. Then we were at her house yesterday, her parents were out to dinner for their anniversary. So we are on the couch cuddling, when she says "We should totally have sex right now!" so me, being the horny punk I was, had my pants off as soon as she finished saying the word sex. So she takes off her shirt and pants, (She was going 'commando') and then just as I'm about to plow my virginity into hers, her parents come home so she says "No thanks, I had Reese's for breakfast" and I'm like "No way, you had candy for breakfast?" She replies, "Not candy! Reese's puffs cereal!" So she sliiiiides me a bowl. I crunch into it and WHAM! My mouth goes crazy! That smooth combo of peanut butter and chocolate-y taste attacking my taste buds! She zips my pants back up and says "And it's part of this complete breakfast!"
I'm dyslexic. rolleyes

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I knew it was too good to be true.

Most 14 year olds don't have jobs.
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I knew it was too good to be true.

Most 14 year olds don't have jobs.


Not 14, just haven't updated my profile in years.

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  • Why did I LOL. rofl

Silly boy.
You forgot the chloroform
uhh, good luck with that? O.o

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I knew it was too good to be true.

Most 14 year olds don't have jobs.


Not 14, just haven't updated my profile in years.

Now is a good time.
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I knew it was too good to be true.

Most 14 year olds don't have jobs.
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I am too, but I LAUGHED my a** off. razz
While you were eating your bowl of reeses, i was ramming her on your parents bed.

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That was confusing, yet disgusting..

Do they still make that cereal?

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