For those of you who came in, and looked at this. I'm sorry. If you still want to be surprised, close those eyes!
Okay, so Metal Gear Solid, are the most amazing games. As usual, this starts out as a b***h to play. [even on easy, do not underestimate the work of Hideo Kojima ]
So anyway, there's this kick a** battle between Metal Gear REX and Metal Gear RAY. When I say kick a**. I MEAN KICK a**. but unfortunately, the battle is super hard. You're in RAY fighting REX. Sweet, huh.
♪ Anywhooo.
At the end of the game, la la la, everyone meets up again. And you know "Johnny"? The guy they talk about in every game? Whoop! Here he comes! Now this is where everything goes bad....
Flashback: Remember those times in MGS: Twin Snakes, where Meryl and Snake have all of those great romantic scenes together, and they ride off into the sunlight at the end of the game?
Oh, and in MGS2: Sons of Liberty, Raiden, and his girlfriend/slave/lover/wife thing.... 'member that? Okay. Anyway, Raiden was the albino with the black lipstick on. His whatever she was, Rose, at the end of the game is some robot thing, same with the General. Also, you find out Rose is preggers. Back to the story. ♫
....Johnny, takes off his mask. Turns out he's one sexy b***h. Blond hair, all the works. Meryl's kind of like "pshhh. Snake you're gay" [she doesn't really say that, but still.] SHE MARRIES JOHNNY!! D:
Oh and Raiden? Meets back up with Rose, and finds out he has a son. Luckily in Metal Gear Solid 4, Raiden's balls dropped and he turned sexy. Good job, you're a daddy.
I'll let you watch the rest, just couldn't hold that in any longer. Have fun.
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