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Post: 38492937_1 created on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 21:16:50 +0000
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Chuck Norris doesn't own a watch, he decides what time it is

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Post: 38492937_2 created on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 21:18:14 +0000
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his tears cure cancer but he has never cried

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Post: 38492937_3 created on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 21:19:21 +0000
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Chuck Norris once went to the Virgin Islands on a vacation. When he left they were just called The Islands.

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Post: 38492937_4 created on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 21:19:35 +0000
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i hate them all

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Post: 38492937_5 created on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 21:20:28 +0000
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if you've ever met a woman who has crooked teeth, then you have met a woman who has given chuck norris a blow job

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Post: 38492937_6 created on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 21:22:36 +0000
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I don't find many of them amusing.

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Post: 38492937_7 created on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 21:22:41 +0000
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A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' foot. Chuck said
"Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck ******** NORRIS!!"
At the sound of his name, the man was instantly cured of blindness.
The first, last and only thing he ever saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Post: 38492937_8 created on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 21:23:31 +0000
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i have heard two only but they are funny one chuck norris once round house kicked a guy so hard his foot broke the speed of light went back through time and killed amelia airheart and two it is said that the dinosaurs where killed by a meteor thats all right if you want to call chuck norris a meteor