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Yutora

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Post: 20315855_36571 created on Sun, 06 Jul 2014 02:25:30 +0000
Posted: Sun, 06 Jul 2014 02:25:30 +0000

i have this piece that was about pizza but it suddenly isn't even abotu pizza anymore. pizza is no longer involved and i don't knwo what happened. but yeah, that might be my entry.

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Post: 20315855_36572 created on Sun, 06 Jul 2014 05:46:15 +0000
Posted: Sun, 06 Jul 2014 05:46:15 +0000

Sounds amusing. razz

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Post: 20315855_36573 created on Sun, 06 Jul 2014 15:09:53 +0000
Posted: Sun, 06 Jul 2014 15:09:53 +0000

Yutora

i have this piece that was about pizza but it suddenly isn't even abotu pizza anymore. pizza is no longer involved and i don't knwo what happened. but yeah, that might be my entry.

Haha, when is a pizza no longer a pizza? blaugh

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Post: 20315855_36574 created on Sun, 06 Jul 2014 16:58:35 +0000
Posted: Sun, 06 Jul 2014 16:58:35 +0000

When it's a metaphor for ennui and/or sex.

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Post: 20315855_36575 created on Sun, 06 Jul 2014 19:15:44 +0000
Posted: Sun, 06 Jul 2014 19:15:44 +0000

Aris_#5

Yutora

i have this piece that was about pizza but it suddenly isn't even abotu pizza anymore. pizza is no longer involved and i don't knwo what happened. but yeah, that might be my entry.

Haha, when is a pizza no longer a pizza? blaugh

When it's made of letters instead of toppings biggrin

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Post: 20315855_36576 created on Sun, 06 Jul 2014 19:49:24 +0000
Posted: Sun, 06 Jul 2014 19:49:24 +0000

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When it's a metaphor for ennui and/or sex.

Pizza is never a metaphor for sex. Pizza never has anything to do with sex.

Those pizza man pornos are the biggest lies on the planet. Nobody has ever smelled pizza and been like "let's not eat that, let's ******** instead."

And they certainly aren't having sex AFTER eating pizza. Pizza is the universe's most effective anti-aphrodisiac

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Post: 20315855_36577 created on Sun, 06 Jul 2014 20:24:26 +0000
Posted: Sun, 06 Jul 2014 20:24:26 +0000

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When it's a metaphor for ennui and/or sex.

What about the extra sausage, though? What do people even do with all that sausage if it's not sex-related?

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Post: 20315855_36578 created on Sun, 06 Jul 2014 21:39:03 +0000
Posted: Sun, 06 Jul 2014 21:39:03 +0000

GO AWAY STOP SEXUALISING FOOD. IMMA CRY. I WANT MY FOOD WITHOUT SEX INVOLVED.
Every single time I mention some food people always find a way to sexualise it. You break my heart ;o;

But no, it was supposed to be amusing but now it's just...I think I just don't do "funny!"

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Post: 20315855_36579 created on Sun, 06 Jul 2014 22:43:51 +0000
Posted: Sun, 06 Jul 2014 22:43:51 +0000

In my defense, I also mentioned ennui!

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Post: 20315855_36580 created on Sun, 06 Jul 2014 23:30:39 +0000
Posted: Sun, 06 Jul 2014 23:30:39 +0000

Oh geez, that pizza and sex association went right over my head when I read it earlier, before it was expanded on. xd Duh. blaugh

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Post: 20315855_36581 created on Tue, 08 Jul 2014 12:59:08 +0000
Posted: Tue, 08 Jul 2014 12:59:08 +0000

Y'all are just a bunch of pizza perverts

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Post: 20315855_36582 created on Tue, 08 Jul 2014 16:54:14 +0000
Posted: Tue, 08 Jul 2014 16:54:14 +0000

In the meantime, Black Gabriel has punched the ticket to the playoffs, potentially setting up a finals rematch with VOC. DUN DUN DUN!

Recording isn't up yet... It will be later today.

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Post: 20315855_36583 created on Tue, 08 Jul 2014 18:36:49 +0000
Posted: Tue, 08 Jul 2014 18:36:49 +0000

Oh, it would be my pleasure to kick his a** again. compete with him again. twisted

Congrats Gabriel heart

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Post: 20315855_36584 created on Wed, 09 Jul 2014 08:11:20 +0000
Posted: Wed, 09 Jul 2014 08:11:20 +0000

I think how bitter you sound when saying I'm in contention no matter what I send you is like the best compliment you've ever given me?

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Post: 20315855_36585 created on Thu, 10 Jul 2014 03:20:49 +0000
Posted: Thu, 10 Jul 2014 03:20:49 +0000

I'm actually quite afraid of what Wing is going to say
about this next piece I plan to submit o.o

I reverted back to poetry,
but it isn't my usual style.

It's all... uncomplicated and raw.
Which makes me feel like I'm going to get a verbal spanking for this one.
But the funny thing is that every time I think I'm going to get a verbal spanking
I end up getting asspats, instead.

It's when I'm actually confident about a piece that Wing shreds it.
It's so backasswards.

Anywho,
that's my current dilemma.

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