YOU GUYS WANNA HEAR A HORRIBLE JOKE?

[embrace the grind]

The Giants.

[Arfywoof_102]

*boo's Ciaa Emu* classified_fu

[embrace the grind]

trololololol

[Rizealia]

Haha! It's funny because I get it!

[embrace the grind]

2ollux gtfo you explained the joke and that killed it for the stupid people.

[_Wazzzuuuup_]

It's career day in Johnny's fifth grade class.... and the teacher asks the kids to tell her about what their parents do... Going around the class room the teacher calls on suzy... and she says "My mom's a hair dresser... and my daddy's a firefighter!!!" Tommy says "My daddy is a doctor!! And... I don't have a mommy..." and then the teacher calls on Johnny, and asks him what his parents do... and he says... "My mommy's a waitress.... and my dad.... well.... He's an imprisoned felon, and he's been convicted for murder in 40 states...."

...After the class his teache seemed pretty concerned so she confronts him and says...
"johnny, is that true??? About your dad??" and he says...

"Noo... It's just too embarrassing what my dad really does.... *sad face*
....He plays for the Arizona Cardinals"

[_Wazzzuuuup_]

Not a joke... it's a true story bout my life.... "Johnny" Is me... I live in Arizona...
Kinda a dissapointment sometimes.... Well... lived... moved a cuople years ago... got tired of the disappointment. lol... ^_^

[Italiana Ice]

o_o ... LOLOL @ Ciaa