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Post: 65007271_1 created on Tue, 31 Aug 2010 01:58:51 +0000
Posted: Tue, 31 Aug 2010 01:58:51 +0000

Seriously...he sparkles...

Vampires don't sparkle...

they burst into flames in the sunlight...

Faeries, on the other hand...sparkle...

Therefore, Edward is a blood suckin' FAERIE.

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Post: 65007271_2 created on Tue, 31 Aug 2010 02:02:07 +0000
Posted: Tue, 31 Aug 2010 02:02:07 +0000

Nice theory but that's because the author needs a straight jacket. She's crazy

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Post: 65007271_3 created on Tue, 31 Aug 2010 02:06:39 +0000
Posted: Tue, 31 Aug 2010 02:06:39 +0000

Deinina

Nice theory but that's because the author needs a straight jacket. She's crazy

A straight jacket? Her literary license needs to be revoked...She's batshit insane.

I mean..really, people? Sparkling manchildren? Ditzy lead females? Reallyyy?

The woman shat on more than 300 years of vampire lore with this travesty, and these emo teeny-boppers are just eating that s**t up...

You want some awesome, seriously deviant vampires, watch True Blood...Plenty of dead sexy bastards in that show.

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Post: 65007271_4 created on Tue, 31 Aug 2010 02:10:12 +0000
Posted: Tue, 31 Aug 2010 02:10:12 +0000

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Deinina

Nice theory but that's because the author needs a straight jacket. She's crazy

I do watch true blood. It varies on a lot of key points, In book two, Lafayette died, not the fake witch doctor lady. Her name escapes me at the moment.

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Post: 65007271_5 created on Tue, 31 Aug 2010 02:37:24 +0000
Posted: Tue, 31 Aug 2010 02:37:24 +0000

the author shouldn't have written this s**t.

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Post: 65007271_6 created on Tue, 31 Aug 2010 02:38:27 +0000
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hellorebeccac

the author shouldn't have written this s**t.

Agreed.

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Post: 65007271_7 created on Tue, 31 Aug 2010 02:47:54 +0000
Posted: Tue, 31 Aug 2010 02:47:54 +0000

thankyou, stephenie meyer:

for making girls fall in love with a sparkling gay faerie.

for teaching girls that suicide is the answer when your boyfriend leaves you.
for teaching girls, that when your boyfriend is mean to you, it really means he loves you.
for insulting vampires.
for teaching girls be manipulative brats towards their boyfriends.

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Post: 65007271_8 created on Tue, 31 Aug 2010 02:49:18 +0000
Posted: Tue, 31 Aug 2010 02:49:18 +0000

That means he's a ******** badass fairy.... you sir, just made him 10 times cooler.

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Post: 65007271_9 created on Tue, 31 Aug 2010 02:50:34 +0000
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phoenix-lois

agreed so much.

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Post: 65007271_10 created on Tue, 31 Aug 2010 02:53:00 +0000
Posted: Tue, 31 Aug 2010 02:53:00 +0000

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phoenix-lois

agreed so much.

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Post: 65007271_11 created on Tue, 31 Aug 2010 03:38:15 +0000
Posted: Tue, 31 Aug 2010 03:38:15 +0000

Mitsu Inari

That means he's a ******** badass fairy.... you sir, just made him 10 times cooler.

not quite. I think he would make just as bad of a fairy as he dose a vampire.

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Post: 65007271_12 created on Tue, 31 Aug 2010 03:49:17 +0000
Posted: Tue, 31 Aug 2010 03:49:17 +0000

You want an effing real vampire. Watch Van Helsing (the Hugh Jackman one of course). It was one of the last if not the last movie that got all the werewolf, vampire, and Frankenstein lore right. The vampires never came in contact with direct sunlight. Dracula bit people and turned them into vampires at his leisure or just made them a snack because he was a heartless ********. The werewolves weren't bigger wolves. They were bipedal and looked like a man to a degree as they should. Plus they were mindless sons of bitches even Helsing (he just aimed his). One more thing. They didn't freaking get sick, get a weird tattoo, get a hair cut, and CONTROL their transformations.

(Let the record show I'm not mindless and that I used cuss words to get a point across.)

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Post: 65007271_13 created on Tue, 31 Aug 2010 04:27:28 +0000
Posted: Tue, 31 Aug 2010 04:27:28 +0000

Mitsu Inari

That means he's a ******** badass fairy.... you sir, just made him 10 times cooler.

I'm sorry..but Faeries don't drink blood...

And when I refer to him as a faerie..it's actually a double-enuendo...

He's a faerie cause he sparkles like one

and he's a faerie cause he's ******** GAY.