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Is Edward Cullen a Faerie?

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Seriously...he sparkles...

Vampires don't sparkle...

they burst into flames in the sunlight...

Faeries, on the other hand...sparkle...

Therefore, Edward is a blood suckin' FAERIE.
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Nice theory but that's because the author needs a straight jacket. She's crazy
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Nice theory but that's because the author needs a straight jacket. She's crazy


A straight jacket? Her literary license needs to be revoked...She's batshit insane.

I mean..really, people? Sparkling manchildren? Ditzy lead females? Reallyyy?

The woman shat on more than 300 years of vampire lore with this travesty, and these emo teeny-boppers are just eating that s**t up...


You want some awesome, seriously deviant vampires, watch True Blood...Plenty of dead sexy bastards in that show.
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Nice theory but that's because the author needs a straight jacket. She's crazy


A straight jacket? Her literary license needs to be revoked...She's batshit insane.

I mean..really, people? Sparkling manchildren? Ditzy lead females? Reallyyy?

The woman shat on more than 300 years of vampire lore with this travesty, and these emo teeny-boppers are just eating that s**t up...


You want some awesome, seriously deviant vampires, watch True Blood...Plenty of dead sexy bastards in that show.


I do watch true blood. It varies on a lot of key points, In book two, Lafayette died, not the fake witch doctor lady. Her name escapes me at the moment.
the author shouldn't have written this s**t.
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the author shouldn't have written this s**t.


Agreed.
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thankyou, stephenie meyer:

for making girls fall in love with a sparkling gay faerie.

for teaching girls that suicide is the answer when your boyfriend leaves you.
for teaching girls, that when your boyfriend is mean to you, it really means he loves you.
for insulting vampires.
for teaching girls be manipulative brats towards their boyfriends.



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That means he's a ******** badass fairy.... you sir, just made him 10 times cooler.
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thankyou, stephenie meyer:

for making girls fall in love with a sparkling gay faerie.

for teaching girls that suicide is the answer when your boyfriend leaves you.
for teaching girls, that when your boyfriend is mean to you, it really means he loves you.
for insulting vampires.
for teaching girls be manipulative brats towards their boyfriends.





agreed so much.
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phoenix-lois
thankyou, stephenie meyer:

for making girls fall in love with a sparkling gay faerie.

for teaching girls that suicide is the answer when your boyfriend leaves you.
for teaching girls, that when your boyfriend is mean to you, it really means he loves you.
for insulting vampires.
for teaching girls be manipulative brats towards their boyfriends.





agreed so much.


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That means he's a ******** badass fairy.... you sir, just made him 10 times cooler.

not quite. I think he would make just as bad of a fairy as he dose a vampire.
You want an effing real vampire. Watch Van Helsing (the Hugh Jackman one of course). It was one of the last if not the last movie that got all the werewolf, vampire, and Frankenstein lore right. The vampires never came in contact with direct sunlight. Dracula bit people and turned them into vampires at his leisure or just made them a snack because he was a heartless ********. The werewolves weren't bigger wolves. They were bipedal and looked like a man to a degree as they should. Plus they were mindless sons of bitches even Helsing (he just aimed his). One more thing. They didn't freaking get sick, get a weird tattoo, get a hair cut, and CONTROL their transformations.

(Let the record show I'm not mindless and that I used cuss words to get a point across.)
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That means he's a ******** badass fairy.... you sir, just made him 10 times cooler.
I'm sorry..but Faeries don't drink blood...

And when I refer to him as a faerie..it's actually a double-enuendo...


He's a faerie cause he sparkles like one

and he's a faerie cause he's ******** GAY.
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I think underworld is the best vampire/werewolf
movie ever made.
not so crappy sparkly gay crap ....
PrettyLikeACarCrashh
I think underworld is the best vampire/werewolf
movie ever made.
not so crappy sparkly gay crap ....


It's a good movie, but I'm not so sure I agree.

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