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Post: 6136951_46 created on Sat, 19 Feb 2005 10:37:35 +0000
Posted: Sat, 19 Feb 2005 10:37:35 +0000

Mr. Grieves

When hell is full, the dead will walk the Earth.

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Post: 6136951_47 created on Sat, 19 Feb 2005 10:39:14 +0000
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Pauses at a page and states aloud what she reads.

"Zombies are grey, move very slowly and change direction randomly and frequently unless they can see something moving in front of them, in which case they start walking towards it. After a while they get bored and wander randomly again.

If a zombie finds a human directly in front of it, it infects them; the human immediately joins the ranks of the undead.

Humans are pink and run five times as fast as zombies, occasionally changing direction at random. If they see a zombie directly in front of them, they turn around and panic.

Panicked humans are bright pink and run twice as fast as other humans. If a human sees another panicked human, it starts panicking as well. A panicked human who has seen nothing to panic about for a while will calm down again."

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Post: 6136951_48 created on Sat, 19 Feb 2005 10:43:00 +0000
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A study tool to use...

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Post: 6136951_49 created on Sat, 19 Feb 2005 10:49:43 +0000
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"Humanoid beings that behave like us and may share our functional organizations and even, perhaps, our neurophysiological makeups without qualetative conscious experiences, zombies seem to meet every materialist condition for thought on offer and yet -- the wonted intuitions go -- are still disqualefied (disqualified for lack of qualia) from being thinking things. I have a plan. Other zombies -- good (qualia eating) zombies -- can battle their evil (behavior eating) cousins to a standoff. Perhaps even defeat them. Familiar zombies and supersmart zombies resist disqualefication, making the world safe, again, for materialism."

"Hmm? Blah, blah, blah...Aergo...This and that.." Sets the book aside and yawns loudly.

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Post: 6136951_50 created on Sat, 19 Feb 2005 10:51:14 +0000
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Post: 6136951_51 created on Sat, 19 Feb 2005 10:55:32 +0000
Posted: Sat, 19 Feb 2005 10:55:32 +0000

*attachs a silencer to rifle*
Hmph, zombies don't reconize anything but food.

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Post: 6136951_52 created on Sat, 19 Feb 2005 10:58:59 +0000
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Picks up a copy of The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection From The Living Dead and reads through it. Her eyes widen at all the information she absorbs. Finishes it quickly and sets it aside also. At that moment she pulls out her gun and holds it close to her.