Welcome to the UHPS Table, where we have rentable copies of the Necronomicon. Please, feel free to borrow one and only one copy of the Necronomicon or another of our exciting research materials! We have copies of th Phnotic Manuscripts, Illuminati texts, and one of my personal favorites,
A Boy and His Shoggoth. A Heartrending tale of a young boy from Innsmouth who gets a pet shoggoth for his birthday, and the chaotic madness that ensues. Enjoy these and our other books, and don't forget to Visit the UHPS Guild.
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