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'One'
Dear Humans,
_____EVERY DAMN FREAKING YEAR SOMEONE GRABS ME BY THE ARM AND DEMANDS FOR MY POT OF GOLD.
It's quite rude to ask, let alone demand, for me earned savings.
Once next year's St. Patrick's Day comes, if anyone treats him or herself to me gold, I swear to take each of my gold pieces, and shove all of it.......
into a safety deposit box. Please don't make me do this; I hate bank people, and the trip to and from the bank is awfully far.
We leprechauns are humble living creatures, but if ya keep taking our gold every year, we'll form an army and creep into your houses at night.
Trust me, you do not not want to know what we little magical men are capable of doing to humans.
Sincerely,
A fed up leprechaun
'Two'
"I will not be pinched on St. Patrick's Day!" [:
'Three'
A Very Drunken Night
What the hell...? What happened last night?
You were one hell of lassie, that's what.
'Four'

oh no! a wild leprechaun has appeared!
'Five'
Say whaaa? This is TOO much green!

'Six'
WARNING!
Hide your pots full of gold because she'll snatch it from you!
'Seven'
It's Flare's lucky day! She found a leprechaun, and has taken his goldies
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'Eight'
So you thought it was 'me gold you'd find, eh lassie? Selfish greed leads to a selfish outcome.
'Nine'
Face the fury!
