*swigs a pint*

[Temperjoke]

Thanks!

Hey there!

I've got a special gift for you!

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: How very well-informed you are! Have a drink indeed.
~Wizard Howl~

Why don't you head over to your inventory and see what you got!

[Wizard Howl Anon]

Temperjoke

Of course. It's refreshing to see some acknowledgement of the holiday reasons itself.

[Temperjoke]

[NPC] Odanodan

Balentay

Temperjoke

Balentay

I refuse to wear green. B[

That's because you're such a badass non-conformist. rolleyes

emotion_eyebrow You tryin' to sass me, boy?
You have to quote [NPC] Odanodan to get him to talk to you.

Happy St. Patrick's day, friend!

[Sirenas]

ಠ_ಠ

A year ago today, I was in a car accident.

[Temperjoke]

Sirenas

ಠ_ಠ

A year ago today, I was in a car accident.

Oh yeah? You should drink to forget too.

[Sirenas]

Temperjoke

Sirenas

ಠ_ಠ

A year ago today, I was in a car accident.

Oh yeah? You should drink to forget too.

Start me off. COMMENCE DRINKING CONTEST.

[Temperjoke]

Sirenas

Temperjoke

Sirenas

ಠ_ಠ

A year ago today, I was in a car accident.

Oh yeah? You should drink to forget too.

Start me off. COMMENCE DRINKING CONTEST.

*pours each of them a shot of whiskey*

[Sirenas]

Why whiskey D confused !

[Temperjoke]

Sirenas

Why whiskey D confused !

Cause, it's properly Irish, and you can't have a proper drinking contest with beer. You get too full and bloated.

*drinks both shots himself, and pours one for her, and another one for himself*

[Sirenas]

How do I know it's not tainted? gonk

[Temperjoke]

Sirenas

How do I know it's not tainted? gonk

*takes both shots again*

Why would it be tainted?

*pours them each another shot*

[Sirenas]

Where did that random whiskey bottle come from?! How do I know you're not immune to that poison they had in A Princess Bride? gonk

[Temperjoke]

Sirenas

Where did that random whiskey bottle come from?! How do I know you're not immune to that poison they had in A Princess Bride? gonk

....

*looks at her, takes both shots again, this time making slow and exaggerated movements, as the alcohol has suddenly hit him*

Wha? You dun trus' me?

*carefully pours two more shots, this time splashing a little on the table*

[Sirenas]

No.....

*shoves the glasses closer to you*

Prove it's not poison.

[Temperjoke]

Sirenas

No.....

*shoves the glasses closer to you*

Prove it's not poison.

*sighs, and takes both shots*

You know what? You-you don't win if you don't drink...

*is now obviously heavily intoxicated*