*Official Post of Official Officialness/Sports Bar & Grill*

[banditb17]

phoenixcaptain

Why is it that right after I came here, the women left... Check it out, I can spit in the air and catch it.

*spits, but the luggy hit the ceiling*

TRIVIAAAAAA!

[Trivia]

*looks over at Massa*

Babe, you need to stop trying to cook.

[Xiahou Dun]

Trivia

phoenixcaptain

VODKA!!!!!

*tips head back to drink, but falls of chair*

OW!

*slinks over with some vodka, sits on your lap* so what brought you over here, stranger?

YOU!

*tries to slap Trivia's behind, but misses, spins around, and falls on ground... again.*

[Xiahou Dun]

banditb17

phoenixcaptain

Why is it that right after I came here, the women left... Check it out, I can spit in the air and catch it.

*spits, but the luggy hit the ceiling*

TRIVIAAAAAA!

*Luggy falls and knocks the cig from Bandit's mouth.*

[banditb17]

Trivia

*looks over at Massa*

Babe, you need to stop trying to cook.

*spits beef into garbage can and uses fire extinguisher on grill*

shaddaaaaap

[Trivia]

*throws a peanut at captain* cool it Romeo. No touchy.

[banditb17]

phoenixcaptain

banditb17

phoenixcaptain

Why is it that right after I came here, the women left... Check it out, I can spit in the air and catch it.

*spits, but the luggy hit the ceiling*

TRIVIAAAAAA!

*Luggy falls and knocks the cig from Bandit's mouth.*

[Trivia]

banditb17

phoenixcaptain

banditb17

phoenixcaptain

Why is it that right after I came here, the women left... Check it out, I can spit in the air and catch it.

*spits, but the luggy hit the ceiling*

TRIVIAAAAAA!

*Luggy falls and knocks the cig from Bandit's mouth.*

definately sexy.

[banditb17]

Trivia

*throws a peanut at captain* cool it Romeo. No touchy.

that reminds me!

*slides out bowl of goldfishes... why? cuz their soooo delicious

[Xiahou Dun]

*spins around on chair*

Am I the only customer here?

*face turns yellow*

[Xiahou Dun]

Y'all need a bouncer if this huge crowd gets rowdy? biggrin

[banditb17]

Trivia

banditb17

phoenixcaptain

banditb17

phoenixcaptain

Why is it that right after I came here, the women left... Check it out, I can spit in the air and catch it.

*spits, but the luggy hit the ceiling*

TRIVIAAAAAA!

*Luggy falls and knocks the cig from Bandit's mouth.*

definately sexy.

i HAD typed "good aim, trivia always did get on my case for smoking in the bar" but it erased what i typed

[banditb17]

phoenixcaptain

Y'all need a bouncer if this huge crowd gets rowdy? biggrin

i might...

*looks at "crowd"*

trivia u better get pretty rowdy if hes gonna get the job

[Trivia]

Smokings bad for you. *takes a huge chug of her wine and refills the martini glass*

[Xiahou Dun]

At least it isn't New York, where you can't smoke anywhere.

*face turns more yellow, starting to look like a Simpson*