Hello there! You're lookin' real cute today.
Don't ask me for inappropriate signs and I won't have to drown you in the tears of small children.
Alrighty then, now that we understand each other. c:
Btw, this is a recycled thread.
I dunno how much I should charge.
Obviously, the picture looks like it came out of a Victoria's Secret magazine, so I mean maybe like 300k for a sign? I'm trying to be nice, okay? We all know that's pocket change around here.
I hope you can taste my salty sarcasm. Smells like the ocean, it does.
Okay but seriously, you decide how much gold my face is worth, I don't care.
Sorry I don't accept love. Love won't buy me "Lucky the Cat". <--- I'm questing that sun of a beach.
IMMEDIATELY AFTER YOU POST YOUR ORDER, SEND THE TRADE PLEASE. <3
xxxxSign Says: I love Sarah a lot. xxxxExtra Details: Wear a green shirt. xxxxGold Offered: 1,000,000,000,000,000 gold. But seriously, no really. xxxxTell me a joke: Yo' Mama is so dirty, plants grow out her butt.
[b]Sign Says:[/b] (What you want me to write on the sign.)
[b]Extra Details:[/b] (Specific requests, like drawing a broccoli, idk.)
[b]Gold Offered:[/b] (Name your price! But be nice!)
[b]Tell me a joke:[/b] (Lol see what I did there ^)