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I would love to buy either a short story, a fanfiction, or both. The samples you put up were lovely, and I like the idea of the proceeds going to a charity.
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soo i think for someones birthday i shall get a limerick, it is on the 10th of this month, soo i will get all the info to you very very shortly!! burning_eyes
Polyhymnia
soo i think for someones birthday i shall get a limerick, it is on the 10th of this month, soo i will get all the info to you very very shortly!! burning_eyes


Sounds good to me!
Will you deliver a dirty limerick to my own profile?
I'm sorry I took so long.
I haven't been on Gaia in a while.

BUT.

A multi-versed poem would do just nicely.
I had this freind, who betrayed me, and is a cunty a*****e.
And he put me on his ignore list, so the only way I can get the message across to him is to put it on my profile.

For all the world to see, mwahahaha.

Anyway.
Can I order a poem about how cunty and slutty his new friends are?
And how he will never have any friends in real life, because he's a wannabe emo, who is anti-social, and only has friends over the internet, who probably aren't even girls, but 50 year old 300 pound *****?

That's a lot to take in.
Sorry.
teehee.
I'm ready to start discussing a price now, if that's okay.
APainSoDeepItBellows
Will you deliver a dirty limerick to my own profile?


@ APainSoDeep: I sure can, PM me if you have any specifics you'd like it to be about... if you just want something dirty along the lines of "There once was a man from Tulas..." I can do that too.

@ Human Wreckage: Sounds great! My creative juices are flowing as we speak. Gimme a little time, It'll be right as rain. burning_eyes
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APainSoDeepItBellows
Will you deliver a dirty limerick to my own profile?


@ APainSoDeep: I sure can, PM me if you have any specifics you'd like it to be about... if you just want something dirty along the lines of "There once was a man from Tulas..." I can do that too.

@ Human Wreckage: Sounds great! My creative juices are flowing as we speak. Gimme a little time, It'll be right as rain. burning_eyes


Awesome.
Just let me know when you're done.
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