TLC Bumping {HIRING}

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[Palpable Love]

❀ Welcome to TLC!
TLC Bumping has been open since July 1st, 2008, making us one of the oldest bumping services open today. Since then, we have completed 344,200 bumps and 304 orders, so you know we are a reliable service. We are the highest rated bump shop in the Minishops Rating Center with 33 kudos. We also have three pages of good comments from employees & customers alike. TLC strives to give you the best service possible.

✐ Important Information
Shop Owner: Mik Laid
Shop Moderator: Lady Solarius
Shop Mule: Palpable Love
Thread Layout: Delicious Coffu
Slots: Full
Waiting List: Open
Hiring: Yes

✍ Have A Comment?
If you want to say something about TLC Bumping, whether you are an employee or customer or both, if you copy it and paste it into a post in the Minishops Rating Center.

[color=green]I LIKE THIS SHOP!
SHOP TITLE: TLC Bumping
LINK: gaiaonline.com/forum/t.43493453
RECORD NUMBER: 17.5
WHY I LIKE THIS SHOP: [Explain your experience. No length limit.] [/color]

[Palpable Love]

❀ Introduction
❀ Table Of Contents
❀ Announcements
❀ Rules
❀ Frequently Asked Questions (F. A. Q.)
❀ Ordering
❀ Slots
❀ Waiting List
❀ Employees
❀ Hall Of Fame
❀ Past Customers
❀ Links In & Out
❀ Comments

[Palpable Love]

❀ December 15th, 2011
The holiday season is upon us! It's already December! I can't believe it! Palpable is busy setting up the Christmas Party that is coming up in just a few weeks. 5,000g has been donated thus far, but don't worry, that's not all the gold&goodies that are going to be there. We're still fund-raising, so please, if you have any spare gold that you wanna see given out, just send it Palpable Love's way&we'll put it to good use. If you have any suggestions for contests, PM Palpable with that too. Merry Christmas!

❀ December 27th, 2011
I bet you're stuffed from Christmas dinner, I know I am. But, we're having a Christmas party here and you're invited! All contests are free to join. Tons of gold being given away. 50k raffle. Tektek contest. Best&worst dressed avis. Just go look!

❀ May 9th, 2012
New thread layout is up for the spring. Enjoy!

[Palpable Love]

❀ Rule 1
Use the forms that are provided. We will not take orders/applications that do not use our order form. Fill them out as completely as possible.

❀ Rule 2
Do not advertise here! Keep it to your signature. If you advertise, expect to be reported. Potential affiliates should private message Palpable Love with their banner&code. Read the links in & out post for more information.

❀ Rule 3
If you need to close your thread unexpectedly or you simply no longer need the bumps you have ordered, there are three different options. You can have the bumps put on-hold for a later date (they will be held indefinitely), have the bumps transferred to a different thread, or lastly, we will refund your gold for all uncompleted bumps.

❀ Rule 4
All private messages should be directed to Palpable Love only. Do not private message Mik Laid.

❀ Rule 5
If you want a maximum amount of bumps per day completed, we must be able to complete 25 bumps a day or more.

[Palpable Love]

❀ Who do I send the trade to?
Palpable Love, the shop mule.

❀ Do I complete my side of the trade?
Yes, make sure it is completed fully. We have had many customers (see first post) and we are reliable.

❀ I really like this bumper. Can I tip them?
Yes.

❀ How do I apply for a job here?
Read the front page from top to bottom, the employee's post and the bumper rules.

[Palpable Love]

❀ GOLDEN RULE
Whenever ordering from TLC Bumping, you do not, under any circumstance, have to give us a tip at the beginning of bumping and may wait until your bumps are completed to give us one if you see fit.

❀ Bumping Rates&Limits
Maximum per order - 1,000 bumps
Standard Rate - 3g per bump | Quest&Charities - 2g per bump | Bribes - 6g per bump+
Bumpers - check bumper rules for prices

❀ Will Not Do
We will not time out our bumps ( OR "wait until the thread falls off the first page" ), bump other bumping services or bump as a means to increase your chances of winning prizes i.e. we bump a thread (that is not yours) and participate in the contests and should a bumper win gold (ex. a jackpot for 1mil gold), we split the gold with you.

❀ Important Information!
If you order bumps, make sure you send the trade! If you do not send the trade or it is not completed by the time we have moved your order into a slot, we will not bump your order. It will be placed on the waiting list. We do not complete the trade until the order is in a slot. We usually will attempt to contact you through private messaging, quoting or simply sending a trade stating the amount.

Also, please notify us if you are putting your thread on hiatus or closing and what you would like to do with the remaining bumps. You can post in your thread if you would like. Our bumpers will notify us. Or you can send a private message to Palpable Love for a refund or for us to hold them.

❀ Step 1
Copy and paste the form below into a post and fill it out completely.

❀ Step 2
Once you have posted the order, send the trade to Palpable Love.

❀ Step 3
Once your order is accepted, Palpable Love will complete her side of the trade once. You will complete your side again, making it green and completed on your side. When bumping starts, Palpable Love will accept one more time.

❀ Order Form
[size=11][quote="Palpable Love"][/quote]
[color=#a75fb1][size=15][i]Order Up![/i][/color]
[color=#a75fb1][b]Tired Owner[/b][/color]; (account we should contact if need be)
[color=#a75fb1][b]# of Bumps[/b][/color]; (number of bumps)
[color=#a75fb1][b]TLC-deprived location[/b][/color]; (thread link - link it please)
[color=#a75fb1][b]Special Treatment[/b][/color]; (certain image you'd like us to bump with - if not, put n/a)
[color=#a75fb1][b]Rushed[/b][/color]; (deadline - please give exact date - if not, put n/a)
[color=#a75fb1][b]Amenities[/b][/color]; (anything you'd like for us to do - PM you about applications, <3 your thread, chat, etc.)
[color=#a75fb1][b]Sub-Bill[/b][/color]; (without tip, if there is one)
[color=#a75fb1][b]Extra Change[/b][/color]; (tip - not necessary)
[color=#a75fb1][b]Total Bill[/b][/color]; (total bill after tip & bumps)
[color=#a75fb1][b]How did you find us?[/b][/color]; (affiliate, used us before, service forum, advertisement, GJC, etc.)
[color=#a75fb1][b]Wait List?[/b][/color]; (if our slots are full, would you like to be put on the wait list?)

[Palpable Love]

Note: This is only to record the slots we are working on at the moment. All bump counts can be found in the guild & only the trade part of this post is updated. The total bumps ordered here are correct. The user names are the links to the threads.

❀ Slot One
Little Ladii Luck - #214
1,000 bumps
Trade has been completed.

❀ Slot Two
Kolbrun - #201
3,000 bumps
Trade has been completed.

❀ Slot Three
Dasher Anne - #216
1,000 bumps
Trade has been completed.

❀ Slot Four
dark_iced_angel - #218
1,000 bumps
Trade has been completed.

❀ Slot Five
epicmunchtime - #215
300 bumps
Trade has been completed.

❀ Slot Six
Dual Wave Behavior - #217
1,000 bumps
Trade has been completed.

❀ Slot Seven
2sarahgate - #209
50,000 bumps
Trade has been completed.

❀ Slot Eight
TheAnneh - #211
1,000 bumps
Trade has been completed.

[Palpable Love]

❀ Slot One
#218 dark_iced_angel - 1,000 bumps with a 27,000g tip on page 2086.
Trade sent.

❀ Slot Two
#219 dark_iced_angel - 1,000 bumps with a 27,000g tip on page 2086.
Trade sent.


ON-HOLD
If your order has been moved here, it is for one of two reasons. You asked us to hold bumps for you or a trade was never sent before we moved it into a slot.

#165 SweetieMemoirs - 55 bumps. Order paid for. Bumps put on hold.

MommiiDearest - 250 bumps. Paid for and put on hold.

#210 Astrid Fay - 30 // 300 bumps done.
Trade was not completed. Customer notified.

[Palpable Love]

❀ Pay + Bonuses & Rules
Our pay ranges from 5g - 14g per bump. Raises, bonuses, discounts and awesome prizes are some of the perks about being a TLC bumper. You can read all about it here!

❀ Application
Delete the parenthesis and notes & insert your own information. All applications are to be posted!

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[size=11][quote="Palpable Love"][/quote]
[color=#f9a46a]Loving Bumper[/color]: (your user name)
[color=#f9a46a]Date of registration[/color]: (date through my gaia or profile)
[color=#f9a46a]Past experience[/color]: (have you bumped in a service before - if so, who & how many; if not - put n/a)
[color=#f9a46a]Amount of love able to give weekly[/color]: (estimation on how many bumps you can do weekly)
[color=#f9a46a]Amount of posts you have[/color]: (found through my gaia or profile)
[color=#f9a46a]Say hello[/color]: (say hello! tell something about yourself)
[color=#f9a46a]Say what?[/color]: (read your bumper rules)
[color=#f9a46a]Were you referred? If yes, by who?[/color]: (if no, put n/a)[/size]

❀ Bumpers
If your name is not in this post, you should check the thread called "Employee Information" in the main forum of the TLC guild. If you are on the inactive list, you will not be listed as a current bumper. A text colored strike through your user name means hiatus. A purple colored strike means semi-hiatus. If you have a question mark, then you are in danger of losing your job.

1. kitttieluvr
2. ilovemunkees {MULE: _munkees_}
3. SweetieMemoirs (occasional bumper)
4. StarPrincess1
5. Yvessa
6. Artemis Tigris
7. Lady Solarius
8. iiSydd early June
9. Stormpenguin (occasional bumper)
10. Daemon Prince
11. Ella4fun early October
12. mini_faerie_luver
13. Raspberry Flavored Milk
14. moonmommy5
15. xXRed Moon VampiressXx
16. sALVADOR DALIette
17. Ms Turpentine
18. Styhx
19. Syren Symptom
20. XunOnline
21. yeuxlove
22. Zetta Slow Momo
23. Shilshadu
24. Angel Spirit Girl

[Palpable Love]

❀ Highest Bumper
This goes to the bumper who has the highest total bump count in a week. If you do more bumps than one of these people, you will receive a 500g bonus. This is not changed weekly, but it is changed when another bumper does more bumps than the 3rd place bumper.

1st place | Indian Muffin Princess - 2550 bumps
2nd place | Indian Muffin Princess - 2152 bumps
3rd place | Indian Muffin Princess - 1800 bumps

[Palpable Love]

These are a few of our most recent past customers - the rest are here! Press Ctrl + F to find your name.

216. HD LCD - 880

217. momo the peachy - 1,000

218. Fallin4tearsV2 - 1,000

219. CherryXPepper - 1,000

220. Streakeh Pants - 1,000

221. claude kenn - 1,000

222. oOakemi_hotaruOo - 1,000

223. Ms Minerva - 500

224. Sew Psyched - 2,000

225. XenialShot - 1,000

226. haneiy - 500

227. haneiy - 500

228. Mizz Chopper - 1,000

[Palpable Love]

❀ Links In


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❀ Links Out
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[Palpable Love]

May 7th, 2010


All MRC quotes can be found here while all other great quotes can be found here. We've put up our favorite for you to see here. All awards given to TLC will be placed here also.

❀ Ashandriel
Yeah, and well, now TLC is a huge bumping service where everyone is super tight and close knit, and there's always friendly conversation, and people are always there to help out and thank customers and assure them of your return if you're away.

It is literally the best bumping service on Gaia right now, because of that. So I guess by having its roots in A Little Bumping Thread, it is able to still give that kind of experience, even though it's one of three major bumping services. So crazy or not, you've created something special.

*gets down off the overturned crate and puts down the megaphone of an unintended passionate speech*

xD

❀ Rogue X
Hey there. I hired you fabulous guys from A Prisonic Fairytale -- an OC Request Thread.

I sort of went on a hiatus during the end of your work, but I appreciate everything you all did. You were all very friendly and always putting up with my thread's crazy antics, and for that -- I salute you. heart

It was a pleasure to order business from you, and if I ever need bumping services again -- I'll be sure to come back.
spamlove blaugh dramallama wink cool

❀ XLady FortunaX
You're the most efficient bumpers I've ever had.

❀ Yuuki-chan 2
This is the best bumping shop i've EVER been to! you guys get the work done so fast i'm gonna have to order again soon!

❀ mistoftime
I really liked your services, I think its unique how you have several different people completing the order, so that it done soon. <3

❀ Starrii
You've got an amazing staff here and moon-chan's an absolute darling. 4laugh 4laugh Thank you so much!! <3

❀ Rose Koneko
=o I must say, most bumping services employ people who kind of ignore everyone in the thread... Your bumpers most certainly do not. If I hear of someone in need of bumps, and you're not full anymore, I'll definitely refer them here. Best bumping services I've ever seen.

❀ Kyosan Erixon
Service was amazing last time and it feels dull without it, haha.

❀ iloveaboy2
Well, Service was amazing last time! You guys are definetly the BEST bumping service in ALL OF GAIA! Best I've ever seen! All the other threads are long replies and usually take forever or don't finish at all, Yet TLC finished my bumping in a week and a half with that long list!

I said I would come back again if I wanted bumps, and I did. And I will again!

[Palpable Love]

RESERVED FOR FUTURE USE~

[Palpable Love]

RESERVED FOR FUTURE USE~