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x x x x x x x x x What a { quaint shop } you find yourself in!
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                      Welcome, welcome! Gaians, please do take
                      a seat. I welcome you to my
                      newest bump service, Titter Totter. I will be working
                      alone here, unless of course I end up needing help,
                      but lets face it... Probably won't get too much
                      business in here, like always!

                      Well, lets see, first is first; you should probably
                      give this thread a <3 vote because you know,
                      it's so sweet in here ;) Also, I work at my
                      own speed with bumps at times. For most orders
                      under 500 bumps I try to finish them within the
                      week; unless it is stated otherwise when to finish.
                      Just don't give me a crazy time limit!
                      Like 500 bumps in a day or something XD


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x x x x x x x x x All aboard for SS { tips + rules } ; Sail in luxury!
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                      Follow the ToS.
                      Don't spam or flame in my thread.
                      All trades must be sent before I start bumping.
                      All trades must be accepted on your end or I will report you for scamming.
                      No l33t or net chat.
                      Don't stretch pages or advertise.
                      Give me your patience and respect.
                      Don't send me PM's unless you want to affiliate.
                      I will add/remove rules as I see fit.


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x x x x x x x x x What's the story { mornin' glory } ??
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                      2.14 Reopening the thread!

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x x x x x x x x x Just some { old news } to keep in touch.
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                      08.13 Thread officially up for business!
                      11.13 First order finished!

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x x x x x x x x x Little bit of { needed info } you should read
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                      This is a bit of important info you should
                      probably be listening to, or well.. Reading.
                      If you are to order from this shop, this
                      section is second best to the rules, dears!
                      The prices!! Woo! Everyone loves spending
                      gold, am I right?

                      1 - 100 Bumps :: 10g per bump
                      101 - 200 Bumps :: 12g per bump
                      201 - 300 Bumps :: 14g per bump
                      301 - 400 Bumps :: 16g per bump
                      401 - 500 Bumps :: 18g per bump

                      Notes
                      Anything over 500 Bumps is a bribe because
                      I am lazy and get discouraged if there is too much.
                      I will try to complete each order within a week
                      if it is 100+ bumps.
                      Don't order like, 1000 bumps and expect it done quick.

                      Moving on from here now, my good chaps. Order form!
                      I will try to make the form simple and quick to fill. I know
                      forms can be a hassle! But no forms can also be quite
                      the hassle as well!!

                      [b][color=coral]Username[/color][/b] :: Username here.
                      [b][color=cornflowerblue]Thread Link[/color][/b] :: Preferably a link.
                      [b][color=coral]Bump Count[/color][/b] :: How many bumps you want.
                      [b][color=cornflowerblue]Tip[/color][/b] :: Don't feel pressured into tipping. It's optional.
                      [b][color=coral]Payment[/color][/b] :: How much it costs without a tip.
                      [b][color=cornflowerblue]Check out[/color][/b] :: Total amount with Payment + Tip


                      Probably wondering what a completed form looks
                      like, well; why don't I just show you? Just glance
                      on below there! Go ahead!

                      Username :: Mrs Italy
                      Thread Link :: Look at my fake link
                      Bump Count :: 455
                      Tip :: 50,000g
                      Payment :: 8,190g
                      Check out :: 58,190g


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x x x x x x x x x Are there any { free spots } left for me?
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                      Slot One
                      Username → Bump # → Total
                      Slot Two
                      Username → Bump # → Total
                      Slot Three
                      Username → Bump # → Total

                      Notes
                      If I get a big order, I will only have one slot opened for use.
                      If you're desperate for bumps and my slots are full, you can
                      always bribe me into slipping you in somewhere.


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x x x x x x x x x A few { happy guests } from before you!
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                      Customer One
                      Summer M A R S H → 100 → 1,000g
                      Customer Two
                      Aijibo → 500 → 9,000g
                      Customer Three
                      Username → Bump # → Total
                      Customer Four
                      Username → Bump # → Total
                      Customer Five
                      Username → Bump # → Total


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x x x x x x x x x This is the { shops airport } ;for your travel needs!
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                      Currently there are no incoming links, but I will be working on that shortly.

                      Currently no outgoing links either, PM for affiliate.
                      88 x 33 and 200 x 40 only, please.


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