THE MATH SHOP! Don't drink and derive. :c

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Bump, in the name of mathematics ;3

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Bump in the name of mathematics ;3

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Bump in the name of mathematics ;3

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Bumpity bump. Yes, my ego is just like Professor Layton.

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Quick my boy, we must find out how many movie tickets being sold before time runs out!

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.... SO THERE WERE NO TICKETS BEING SOLD, IT WAS A FREE SHOW AFTER ALL! GOD DARN IT LUKE.

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"Well, that's a wonderful story and all Professor, but what happens next?" Luke seems to be curious.
Avoiding the topic, Layton simply tells Luke, "My boy... I don't want to even go there..."

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"But Professor, I have so many questions left to-"
"STOP LEAKING LUKE, WE WILL GET IN TROUBLE FOR THIS!"

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*reads the slip of paper*

"Luke... That's very... touching... Even though you scribbled everywhere and make these scribbles into the significance of oblivion, you've put a lot of thought on this card, didn't you?"

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"Luke, my puzzle shop hasn't even gotten new customers yet..."
"Don't worry professor, we'll find someone soon!"
"... Who ever comes online just for puzzles boy. Face it, we are defeated. Everyone wants to go on Facebook or make some form of artwork. The probability of these users coming on here to obtain entertainment more so than to figure out puzzles are almost absolute"
"B-but we'll - "
"My boy... Let's find a nice place to sit down."

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"I GOT IT PROFESSOR! HOW ABOUT WE MAKE PEOPLE ON HERE DRAW CUTE SHOTA ABOUT ME! THAT WILL GET THE BUSINESS MOVING!"
"..."

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"It would be better off if I had a female assistant Luke. It would create a much more interesting relationship in my opinion."

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Do you see the shota reference?



Still don't get it...? Try 'intuition'.

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Unfortunately, that's me in math mode, 24/7.