Remorsa
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- Posted: Sat, 01 Apr 2006 19:23:10 +0000
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Hello and welcome to the Gaia Restaurant of the Mind. Here, I sell poems, short stories, and longer stories. You get to pick what you want it to be about, whether it's humorous or serious, etc. I just need the topic of your choice and the mood (serious, silly, etc.) and we'll be set.
PM me with either "Poem" or "Story" in the subject line, and your topic and your mood in the body, and I'll start writing. You can expect it in a day or less if it's a short one, or 2 or 3 days if it's very long. If you want me to surpise you, just PM me with the word "Pandora" in the subject line.
Poems
Short poems (4 stanzas or less) will usually go for 100g a stanza (a stanza is like a paragraph in a poem; one of those 4 line thinggies, for you who don't know). Serious poems in 4 stanzas or less usually cost 150g a stanza. Poems that are longer than 4 stanzas go for an additional 150g a stanza for silly poems, and 200g extra for a serious poem.
If you need something done for school, it will cost you a bit extra if you get a good grade. You have to pay for the poem, and a bit more for the grade (nothing insane like 2000g for an A, though sweatdrop ). The cost usually goes like this for poems:
A - 300g
B - 200g
C - 100g
D - 50g
F - Full refund
Stories
Short stories (5 paragraphs/1 page or less) cost 300g for silly stories and 400g for serious stories. Longer than 1 page or 5 paragraphs will cost you 150g for every additional paragraph or 300g more for each additional page (only for a full page. A full page = an entire page, 2 or 3 sentences until a full page).
Fonts
I use 12 point font (size 12) Times New Roman or Arial. If you want it in a different font, that will cost you 50g extra for standard fonts that came on your computer, and 150g extra for free fonts I have to download. If I have to pay to download a font, then I can't do that.
I must ask you to supply 2 fonts you want it typed in if you are unsure the font will work or if you are unsure that you have to pay for it.
Like my poems, I am willing to write something for you to use in school. The charge will be the cost of the story, and an additional cost for the grade. The costs go like this:
A - 350g
B - 250g
C - 150g
D - 50g
F - Full refund
Rules
-No cybering. At all. Ever.
-Keep it PG 13, whatever you do.
-No spamming. At all. Ever.
