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Oh wow, your the best rater I've seen in ages.
I already know my score will be less then
zero, so I'll pass. I just like your style.
I gotta ask, Rate please?
keemo_king
Akuni4you
Wait which one is greater than one.... 1< dammit??

Fail Akuni.
Rate me please >.< and should we still pay?


I may not know style but I at least I passed Math...Keemo

( you tacky burst of light )

That's the part where you make a witty retort and then I comment I expected that. Proceed.


      me please. 3nodding


Arapuer



Um...well...you look cute?
But what's with the 12-year-old? I prefer we don't dwell into such a matter, this content may be offense to some viewers.
You are basic. Basically what any normal person would basically wear on any basic day of any basic week.Except, you aren't even wearing shoes.
Interesting...

You match slightly, in that you look like a common person walking down the street living their sad life working at taco bell
making only 6 bucks an hour just to return home to your meaningless life of World of Warcraft and living off of cheetos while you buy mediocre food for the cat you have, the cat you have to make you feel as if you have purpose in life but realize one day that it's all been a lie and you cut yourself as you play linkin park songs over and over again silently sobbing through
the nights until one day you decide to end it all, jump off the 4th floor of a building, and somehow manage to survive leaving you living through the cold restricting embrace of a hospital bed and an IV in your arm during all hours of the day and night, communicating only through a series of clicks and whirrs from a nearby computer connected to sense your brain waves, until one day when you start to be able to move again and switch from bed to a wheelchair and you are taken outside for your afternoon stroll,but, what's this? you saw the world in a whole different manner for some reason, the laughter of the children, the chirping of the birds,the beautiful snow falling gently onto your nose, and in but an instant, it melts. Just as your heart did, you felt the warmth of happiness, a certain meaning in life, you found the answer but you wouldn't know how to begin to explain it, joyful, a smile comes across your face, for the first time in years, but then it slowly begins to melt, because you realize what your nurse has been going on about, how she hates her life, and how meaningless it seems, and how she is going to end it all, but she says that she is going to do you a favor first, for being such a good listener, she explains that she knows how you hate the state your trapped in,and feels very sorry for you, so she decides to help you out, give you a "push" in the direction she feels you wish to go, you find yourself unable to control the wheelchair you are so nicely seated and strapped into, as you see the highway up ahead rushing towards you at an alarming rate, you try to move, but you are paralyzed from the neck down, therefore are helpless, as the the last thing you hear is the sound of a semi-truck, blaring its horn, and the last thing you see is it's vanity plate.

"Born To Kill" it reads, with cross rifles in the background. Black.


2/10. I liked my story.



Gee...thanks? o.0 But I think I can do better. >.>
Arapuer



Akuni Akira Aoshi

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Butterflies, I just got done with that one, but you're wearing like 3 more items, and instead of a carrot, you have a bunny.
You should hit up Akuni4u, you two may have a short bunny-to-carrot relationship going on there.
And for the rest of you, it's like a cuddly whore. Seriously, not only that, but the bra doesn't even match the panties.
Which match the hair, which don't match anything else.
It's as if a whore collided with a marshmallow to create you.
Wrong.

1/10.
I don't like marshmallows.
Or whores.





LOL We'll start our own Bunny club <3
Akuni4you
keemo_king
Akuni4you
Wait which one is greater than one.... 1< dammit??

Fail Akuni.
Rate me please >.< and should we still pay?


I may not know style but I at least I passed Math...Keemo

( you tacky burst of light )

That's the part where you make a witty retort and then I comment I expected that. Proceed.

It almost sad to think that you feel compelled to try to insult someone in a rate-an-avatar thread (especially after receiving the amusing rating that you did) I honestly didn't even feel the need to reply to you. I just wanted to you to seem less of a fail after seeing your 'proceed'. Thats just how nice of a friend I am. If I make one person in the world look less stupid, I'll be happy.
keemo_king
Akuni4you
Wait which one is greater than one.... 1< dammit??

Fail Akuni.
Rate me please >.< and should we still pay?
Only the backlogged don't pay for the rating they will recieve.
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May I please recieve a rating? : D
keemo_king
Akuni4you
keemo_king
Akuni4you
Wait which one is greater than one.... 1< dammit??

Fail Akuni.
Rate me please >.< and should we still pay?


I may not know style but I at least I passed Math...Keemo

( you tacky burst of light )

That's the part where you make a witty retort and then I comment I expected that. Proceed.

It almost sad to think that you feel compelled to try to insult someone in a rate-an-avatar thread (especially after receiving the amusing rating that you did) I honestly didn't even feel the need to reply to you. I just wanted to you to seem less of a fail after seeing your 'proceed'. Thats just how nice of a friend I am. If I make one person in the world look less stupid, I'll be happy.


I expected that.
Oh god, I'm terrified.
Rate please?
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~too weird to live~
Raaate. biggrin
~too rare to die~
Parker NINTH
~too weird to live~
Raaate. biggrin
~too rare to die~

Where are your damn manners, Parker?

He means "Raaate, please. biggrin "
FrostedOrgasm
Parker NINTH
~too weird to live~
Raaate. biggrin
~too rare to die~

Where are your damn manners, Parker?

He means "Raaate, please. biggrin "
~too weird to live~

You never taught me any damn manners. = What an awful parent. And I'm not gonna start now just cause we're in public!
~too rare to die~
Auros-kun

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That's pretty messed up man. How could you do such a thing?
Poor, defenseless little man, and you viciously beat him with a staff.
What sort of cruelty is this? What could someone have done to deserve such a thing?
Inexcuseable.

But seriously though, not a bad theme, the boots suck, no need for the glasses, and blue hair is to anime as crack is to hotel soap.
The outfit is blandly colored, and the staff throws everything off.
There is no need for such bright color among such dreary garb.
It's boring.

2.3/10
Dull.




Communism

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Ugh...what are you even going for?
I don't even know where to begin with this garbled mess. It's horrid.
It looks like you just went to each section of your inventory, and randomly chose items to wear.

Maybe it could be a rich whore. But your hideousness proves otherwise, no one in their right mind would take up your sinfull offer.
The teeth are ugly, you smoke, and well, you couldn't dress yourself to save your life.
It's just ugly, all around, there is no set...anything.
Blaphemous, you are a sin among gaians, change everything.

1/10
Hideous, confusing.



Fuzzyheadleadfoot

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You're wearing one item, you get one sentence, that is the ugliest excuse for a dress I have ever seen.

0/10
Nothing



Goddess Naia

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Wow. Someone just came from neopets, I absolutely dispise neopets.
It's the worst thing someone could think of, take normal animals, give them anime-styled eyes, and call them ridiculous names,
like Ponysaurus or Queerlicker.

Most ridiculous idea ever, anyone who follows such a thing has the mental capacity of a child with down-syndrome.

And now for the actual outfit, hair matches dress. That's a plus.
Dress seems extremely uncomfortable and you have....wings?
That's the opposite of a plus.

By the way, skunks stink.

Your ungodly ridiculous creatures combined with your lack of looking like anything but a confused teenager at prom night don't give you much at all.
Your actual outfit is quite basic, nothing to it, and the random oddities added on have no purpose, they just hurt you more than they could ever help.

1.2/10
At least the hair matches the dress.
:/



Holyblackcanary

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Not bad, not bad at all.
It works quite nicely, not too much, not too little, and it works together.
I quite like simplicity, and I quite like it when someone does something I haven't seen before.
I have seen better done, but I do like the theme.

A musician, with seemingly magical abilities that derive from that of the music.Though, the dress makes your arms look fat, would probably look better with something long-sleeved.
And, I'm not feeling the dress much at all. I don't like frilly.
Meh, I have seen better, but not bad.

4/10
Not bad.



Illiandria

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Omg. How disturbing. One of the sickest fantasies society has ever had was the of the Mermaid.
A half fish half human oddity.
People speak of their beauty, why?
There is nothing beautiful about something that is half of something else.
I mean, and what is there exactly to be attracted to? You don't even have the parts that a male would want.

Lol, I apologize, my friend who looked over said it's one of the worst she's ever seen.
She watches me do most of these, and well.

I agree.
It's horrible, hideous, you have ugly little fins from that of a lion fish, and well, you have no real reproductive organs.
And how the PISS do you expect to play a WIND instument under the OCEAN.
-2 points for lack of logic.

On a scale of 1 to fail it's epic fail.
Oh, and what the hell is that pink...thing behind you.
It doesn't even make any sense, gtfo and rethink everything you thought was decent in an avatar.
Because your belief is so far off from that of anything decent that I honestly believe you have had a higher rating if you had come in with nothing on.

-2/10
Lack of logic.



Kadzumichan

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Loli. Loli. Loli.
I refuse to even humor you with a description of anything.

I hate your half of Gaia, though I hate the other half as well.
I hate repeating myself, but this is one that I hate.
The little "dark-themed" retardation that Gaia so cherishes.

Garbage. Unoriginal. Overused.

0/10
Fix your life.



Kaori242

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And...I just saw this like 2 avatars ago.

Read her description, replace dress with skirt, replace frilly with school girl.

It does have a better color-scheme though, imo.

4/10

Unluckily enough, I just saw this.




Kaporie


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This is, by far, the GAYEST avatar I have ever seen.

Ever.

You little queer faerie. I mean, it doesn't get much more man-loving than this.
You have it all, the bright colors, faggish wings, and to top it all off, a pink beret.

Holy crap Joshua, this is to be expected from you,

Expected avatar recieves expected rating.

2/10
Go frolic with your gay faerie friends on another website, you're hurting my Gaia.



Kissedbyvampires

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Oh jeez.
Another one of you.
Your name is kissed by vampires.
Ugh.


Ugh.


I really need to have a prerequisite set up for this thread stating that A: your avatar can't be one of the two halves of Gaia, and B: that your name can't suck.
Because, well. You're wearing a tutu, your name is kissed by vampires, and there is a random a** spider.
I'd assume you're a bookworm. With a name like that, but it even more tells me so that you're holding a book.
Though you aren't looking at it, you have one nonetheless.
You're probably one of those 14-year-old Twilight fangirls who gets all juicy over that bullshit.
I dispise you.

Fix your entire being. Change your name, and fix your avatar, because it doesn't even follow a set theme.
A dancer who reads and plays with spiders?
What the hell is that.
An awkward ploy to try to lure nerds in for sinfull acts because that's the only love you'll ever recieve?
Because I'm quite certain that no man with a right mind would be attracted to such an atrocity.
I bet you pretend they're one of your little Twilight f** characters as well hmm?
That's pretty sick.

0.2/10


Ugh.


Ladyonkei

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Ooh~
Color scheme is well done. Though I don't like the wings on your head, they are quite extravagant.

What's that thing? A green little gremlin-esque creature that had a blueberry pie fall upon it's head?
Everything has been thrown off, sucked down into a void of no return with such a thing attached to your arm.
It makes no sense, has no bearing, it has to go.

No no, I don't care if your mommy said you could keep it, the thing's an atrocity.

And why are you winking at me? Are you trying to offer me something for a good rating?
Too bad, deary, I'm not attracted to people with wings sticking out of their nugget.
Nor am I attracted to those with....swirly things around their legs?
It's....odd.

4.1/10
Nice color scheme.


Leafy tamponman

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What a disturbing name.

The outfit sucks, Mr. Bargainbin. Oh, and did you know your face is missing?
Your feet have mutated, as well. Mutants aren't smiled upon here, my friend. I must ask you to leave.
Those pants are just plain retarded.
I have NEVER understood why someone would buy pants with holes already in them.
I mean seriously, I go into a supposed "top brand store" and I see ripped pants. RIPPED PANTS.
What the ********, who the hell pays over 100$ for something that has already had holes torn into them.
How is that fashionable? It makes you look like a bum. It's the most ridiculous concept I have ever come across.
If I wanted pants like that that badly I'd buy a 20$ pair of generic jeans and put the damn holes in myself, are people really that lazy?
Do they want to get them to merely LOOK like they go places and do things, but in reality are just whoring themselves out so they can buy jeans with holes already in them in order to give themselves the illusion that they do atheletic things like skateboard or bike ride but in reality are just lying to their friends who are probably also fake for some ridiculous reason of being "popular" which isn't even a reality past that of maybe high school.
You aren't fooling me, quit fooling yourself.
Even if you are a mutant, you may be accepted somewhere if you actually were wearing clothes that made you look half decent.

1.2/10
Get out of the rags.

Oh, and it's boring.


Miniture Tyrant

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This recieves nothing, you are exactly one of the most hated beings on Gaia.

0/10
COMPLETE lack of originality.
You'll burn for your sin.


Neshiranamea Returns

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Read above rating.

Onyxalchemyst

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I hate cosplay avatars.
It's retarded, I believe, to even call it cosplay.
cosplay is something that is done in real life, if you have to stoop yourself so low as to do it virtually, with pixels, you must be a very, very sad individual.
I have nothing left to say, because there is nothing original or exciting about this.

0.5/10
Nothing original at all.


Rutarete

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I am about sick of this crap.

0/10
Seriously, it's annoying.


Wicked Sickness

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...
I almost like the face.
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But really, it's annoying.
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Deciphering the top of your head is infathomable.
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Unoriginal.
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I'm sick of repeating myself.
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Everytime I see something like this, my faith in Gaia goes down a point.
It's very low at the moment.
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You don't even get a rating.

0/0

I wasn't kidding.




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