Auros-kun
That's pretty messed up man. How could you do such a thing?
Poor, defenseless little man, and you viciously beat him with a staff.
What sort of cruelty is this? What could someone have done to deserve such a thing?
Inexcuseable.
But seriously though, not a bad theme, the boots suck, no need for the glasses, and blue hair is to anime as crack is to hotel soap.
The outfit is blandly colored, and the staff throws everything off.
There is no need for such bright color among such dreary garb.
It's boring.
2.3/10
Dull.
Communism
Ugh...what are you even going for?
I don't even know where to begin with this garbled mess. It's horrid.
It looks like you just went to each section of your inventory, and randomly chose items to wear.
Maybe it could be a rich whore. But your hideousness proves otherwise, no one in their right mind would take up your sinfull offer.
The teeth are ugly, you smoke, and well, you couldn't dress yourself to save your life.
It's just ugly, all around, there is no set...anything.
Blaphemous, you are a sin among gaians, change everything.
1/10
Hideous, confusing.
Fuzzyheadleadfoot
You're wearing one item, you get one sentence, that is the ugliest excuse for a dress I have ever seen.
0/10
Nothing
Goddess Naia
Wow. Someone just came from neopets, I absolutely dispise neopets.
It's the worst thing someone could think of, take normal animals, give them anime-styled eyes, and call them ridiculous names,
like Ponysaurus or Queerlicker.
Most ridiculous idea ever, anyone who follows such a thing has the mental capacity of a child with down-syndrome.
And now for the actual outfit, hair matches dress. That's a plus.
Dress seems extremely uncomfortable and you have....wings?
That's the opposite of a plus.
By the way, skunks stink.
Your ungodly ridiculous creatures combined with your lack of looking like anything but a confused teenager at prom night don't give you much at all.
Your actual outfit is quite basic, nothing to it, and the random oddities added on have no purpose, they just hurt you more than they could ever help.
1.2/10
At least the hair matches the dress.
:/
Holyblackcanary
Not bad, not bad at all.
It works quite nicely, not too much, not too little, and it works together.
I quite like simplicity, and I quite like it when someone does something I haven't seen before.
I have seen better done, but I do like the theme.
A musician, with seemingly magical abilities that derive from that of the music.Though, the dress makes your arms look fat, would probably look better with something long-sleeved.
And, I'm not feeling the dress much at all. I don't like frilly.
Meh, I have seen better, but not bad.
4/10
Not bad.
Illiandria
Omg. How disturbing. One of the sickest fantasies society has ever had was the of the Mermaid.
A half fish half human oddity.
People speak of their beauty, why?
There is nothing beautiful about something that is half of something else.
I mean, and what is there exactly to be attracted to? You don't even have the parts that a male would want.
Lol, I apologize, my friend who looked over said it's one of the worst she's ever seen.
She watches me do most of these, and well.
I agree.
It's horrible, hideous, you have ugly little fins from that of a lion fish, and well, you have no real reproductive organs.
And how the PISS do you expect to play a WIND instument under the OCEAN.
-2 points for lack of logic.
On a scale of 1 to fail it's epic fail.
Oh, and what the hell is that pink...thing behind you.
It doesn't even make any sense, gtfo and rethink everything you thought was decent in an avatar.
Because your belief is so far off from that of anything decent that I honestly believe you have had a higher rating if you had come in with nothing on.
-2/10
Lack of logic.
Kadzumichan
Loli. Loli. Loli.
I refuse to even humor you with a description of anything.
I hate your half of Gaia, though I hate the other half as well.
I hate repeating myself, but this is one that I hate.
The little "dark-themed" retardation that Gaia so cherishes.
Garbage. Unoriginal. Overused.
0/10
Fix your life.
Kaori242
And...I just saw this like 2 avatars ago.
Read her description, replace dress with skirt, replace frilly with school girl.
It does have a better color-scheme though, imo.
4/10
Unluckily enough, I just saw this.
Kaporie
This is, by far, the GAYEST avatar I have ever seen.
Ever.
You little queer faerie. I mean, it doesn't get much more man-loving than this.
You have it all, the bright colors, faggish wings, and to top it all off, a pink beret.
Holy crap Joshua, this is to be expected from you,
Expected avatar recieves expected rating.
2/10
Go frolic with your gay faerie friends on another website, you're hurting my Gaia.
Kissedbyvampires
Oh jeez.
Another one of you.
Your name is kissed by vampires.
Ugh.
Ugh.
I really need to have a prerequisite set up for this thread stating that A: your avatar can't be one of the two halves of Gaia, and B: that your name can't suck.
Because, well. You're wearing a tutu, your name is kissed by vampires, and there is a random a** spider.
I'd assume you're a bookworm. With a name like that, but it even more tells me so that you're holding a book.
Though you aren't looking at it, you have one nonetheless.
You're probably one of those 14-year-old Twilight fangirls who gets all juicy over that bullshit.
I dispise you.
Fix your entire being. Change your name, and fix your avatar, because it doesn't even follow a set theme.
A dancer who reads and plays with spiders?
What the hell is that.
An awkward ploy to try to lure nerds in for sinfull acts because that's the only love you'll ever recieve?
Because I'm quite certain that no man with a right mind would be attracted to such an atrocity.
I bet you pretend they're one of your little Twilight f** characters as well hmm?
That's pretty sick.
0.2/10
Ugh.
Ladyonkei
Ooh~
Color scheme is well done. Though I don't like the wings on your head, they are quite extravagant.
What's that thing? A green little gremlin-esque creature that had a blueberry pie fall upon it's head?
Everything has been thrown off, sucked down into a void of no return with such a thing attached to your arm.
It makes no sense, has no bearing, it has to go.
No no, I don't care if your mommy said you could keep it, the thing's an atrocity.
And why are you winking at me? Are you trying to offer me something for a good rating?
Too bad, deary, I'm not attracted to people with wings sticking out of their nugget.
Nor am I attracted to those with....swirly things around their legs?
It's....odd.
4.1/10
Nice color scheme.
Leafy tamponman
What a disturbing name.
The outfit sucks, Mr. Bargainbin. Oh, and did you know your face is missing?
Your feet have mutated, as well. Mutants aren't smiled upon here, my friend. I must ask you to leave.
Those pants are just plain retarded.
I have NEVER understood why someone would buy pants with holes already in them.
I mean seriously, I go into a supposed "top brand store" and I see ripped pants. RIPPED PANTS.
What the ********, who the hell pays over 100$ for something that has already had holes torn into them.
How is that fashionable? It makes you look like a bum. It's the most ridiculous concept I have ever come across.
If I wanted pants like that that badly I'd buy a 20$ pair of generic jeans and put the damn holes in myself, are people really that lazy?
Do they want to get them to merely LOOK like they go places and do things, but in reality are just whoring themselves out so they can buy jeans with holes already in them in order to give themselves the illusion that they do atheletic things like skateboard or bike ride but in reality are just lying to their friends who are probably also fake for some ridiculous reason of being "popular" which isn't even a reality past that of maybe high school.
You aren't fooling me, quit fooling yourself.
Even if you are a mutant, you may be accepted somewhere if you actually were wearing clothes that made you look half decent.
1.2/10
Get out of the rags.
Oh, and it's boring.
Miniture Tyrant
This recieves nothing, you are exactly one of the most hated beings on Gaia.
0/10
COMPLETE lack of originality.
You'll burn for your sin.
Neshiranamea Returns
Read above rating.
Onyxalchemyst
I hate cosplay avatars.
It's retarded, I believe, to even call it cosplay.
cosplay is something that is done in real life, if you have to stoop yourself so low as to do it virtually, with pixels, you must be a very, very sad individual.
I have nothing left to say, because there is nothing original or exciting about this.
0.5/10
Nothing original at all.
Rutarete
I am about sick of this crap.
0/10
Seriously, it's annoying.
Wicked Sickness
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I almost like the face.
...
But really, it's annoying.
...
Deciphering the top of your head is infathomable.
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Unoriginal.
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I'm sick of repeating myself.
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Everytime I see something like this, my faith in Gaia goes down a point.
It's very low at the moment.
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You don't even get a rating.
0/0
I wasn't kidding.