Arapuerate - Saving Gaians from ugly, one at a time.

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Welcome to Arapuerate!

After a while of being away from Gaia, I have returned.

HOLY s**t ARAPUER HAS WORK TO DO!
-cracks knuckles-
All the backed up ratings are going to be free, because it took like 17 years to get done.

I have been taking care of alot in life, but that is no excuse.

Time to nut up, or shut up.







This is a shop designed specifically for the purpose of raising funds for our charity:
~ * ~ The Philanthropists' Society ~ * ~

What that means is that all proceeds that are obtained through this shop go from me, to our charity, back to Gaians in need of that extra push for their future goals! heart

Here's how it goes:
1: Brief Description
2: Shop description w/ Disclaimer (very important)
3: Hall of Fame
4: Future contests
5: Future banner shop
6: Future Links to sponsors

Rules:
1: Follow TOS please. To a degree, at least.
2. Bumping is greatly appreciated, but only when the shop is open.
3. Feel free to just hang out, chat, and be entertained.
4. I allow you to rate me back if you wish, do your worst, I can take anything you can dish out.
5. Don't rate other avatars other than that of my own. This is my thread, not yours.
6. Don't be offended, its all in fun. In the case you are offended, leave immediately, I don't care about your hatred towards me.
7. Big quotes hurt brains, 6 at max, kthnx.
12. Applesauce.

Status: Open / Closed / Rating like a fiend.

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SHOP DESCRIPTION W/ wahmbulance DISCLAIMER! wahmbulance (very important)

My product: Ratings. I rate your avatar with a basic scale of 1~10. Simple enough? I think not. Before I even give your avatar the rating I deem that it may deserve, I describe it, in detail, looks and general creativity, appeal, uniqueness, and any other possibilities that I see fit. I also include various advice on what you might be able to improve on. They generally are a decent sized comment in detail, are thought out greatly. In the future, there are plans for banners to be made for people who like their rating, and deem a few lines as "extremely notable" and wish for a banner, with those lines, the rating, and the rated avatar within it.

Pricing: I know, this doesn't seem to be something that should have a price. BUT! It is in fact not for my own benefit, but for that of 1: your possible entertainment and 2: further funding for our charity (link available in first post) Generally I hope to obtain a small amount of ~50 gold for a rating, or as much as you see fit, as it is (and only is) for the purpose of charity.

For the generous: If you are one of those generous givey givey types and donate at least 100 gold (50 more than normal price), you will have your name forever carved into the slowly growing list of our charity's benefactors, the few who have helped out our guild in some manner. Also, if you deem fit, you can pay with that of items instead, its all up to you ^^

wahmbulance DISCLAIMER wahmbulance : ALL views and opinions portrayed in "Arapuerate" are meant ONLY for that of entertainment. The following ratings WILL contain merciless, and remorselessness bashing of one's avatar. ONLY the truly AMAZING avatars will receive the SMALLEST amount of praise, and in the rare case that they do they will FOREVER be placed in the HALL OF FAME as one of the greatest avatars of ALL TIME. If you feel that you may become "offended" by this mere child's play, then don't bother asking for a rating, as it is all merely opinion and thought, it is not meant to be taken offensively, I take no responsibility for one's tears shed / anger forged over my ratings. Thank you.

Placing an "order": Merely walk in, ask for a rating, start a trade with at least 50 gold (please). Maybe donate a bit (not necessary), and your product will be posted in full detail as soon as I finish typing it. It's that easy. ^^

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~ * ~ HALL OF FAME ~ * ~

Actually being listed here will be a truly amazing achievement. To get here, you have to receive actual praise from me. Which is almost virtually impossible. In the past when I did this for fun, I can't think of anyone who actually has. It's never happened.

There will be special prizes for any soul who has created the masterpiece that will be placed in this holy sanctum.

HALL OF FAMERS

1. BabyDucklingLove

Have you ever heard the term "smile like a doughnut"? -snicker-
But seriously though. I'm at a loss currently. I mean, goggles died in the 90's, but that's bad, I really don't know. It's so adorable xD I mean, she just looks so happy singing about whatever she's singing about, sept the ball and chain are kind of out of it. I enjoy the fact that you have an audience. The shy little puppetmaster from before, except he seems more well placed. It works together nicely, like a siren though, the ball and chain really has to go, maybe have something else there, but other than that, there really isn't much for me to say, it's never been seen by me before, it actually looks good, it's nicely themed, and seems like you put some creativity into it.

I am ashamed.
8/10 the second highest rating ive ever given someone. the ball and chain must be replaced. -sigh-

After months and many many remakes of this sort of thread, I gave a good rating, for a second time. Game Over. Continue? ~~~~

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FUTURE CONTESTS

For the future.

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FUTURE BANNER SHOP

For the future.

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SPONSOR LINKS:

The charity I represent in this campaign.

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People who have given more than needed.

1. Hellter Skellter (111 Gold) <3
2. BabyDucklingLove (200+++++++ Gold) You just keep coming back, over 2k now I think?
3. XxBlurred_TearsxX (2000 Gold) Most unneeded.
4. ZaiaFantasy (Gold Enchanted Trunk ~1028g) !!
5. OMG im a goddess (2000 gold) many thanks <3
6. FuzzyHeadLeadFoot (50000 gold) damn.
7. Hotori-kun (120g)
8. Akuni4you (770g)
9. Serangel (200g)

[Hellter Skellter]

Me! Mutha Trucka!
Background of avi: I call it the 'Rainbow Hunter'. It catches rainbows by tempting them with toilet paper. o:

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Hellter Skellter

Me! Mutha Trucka!
Background of avi: I call it the 'Rainbow Hunter'. It catches rainbows by tempting them with toilet paper. o:

I think it's a demonic hippy. It looks like it was forged from that of a horrible acid trip mixed with the tin man, or a homosexual that happens to be Satan's right hand "buddy". But I guess everyone has to make a living *shrug*. But a rainbow hunter? With toilet paper? That's as back asswards as a fat hooker trying to coax lesbians into her room with richard simmons videos. It's so seemingly inconsistent. You'd have better luck trying to feed a bucket of salt to a lost straggler in the Sahara.

Reality of it, your avatar looks like a bad child's nightmare come to life, like IT came out of the tv in some sort of modern bizarro setting and you're more likely ready to get children close to you with your homosexual colorful array of idiocy so that you can beat their heads in with your seemingly steel body. It's a horrible atrocity waiting to frighten people with half a brain from coming within 10 feet of you without brandishing some sort of self-defense weapon.

Wear real clothes, being a child's nightmare is almost as bad as toppling people in wheelchairs for fun, it just isn't right.

2/10 Wigs are ok.

[Hellter Skellter]

Aw, thank you <33
but I know you're just jealous of my acid trip avi. ;D

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Hellter Skellter

Aw, thank you <33
but I know you're just jealous of my acid trip avi. ;D

I already told you you should have stayed with your old avi Masaki :3

[Hellter Skellter]

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Hellter Skellter

Aw, thank you <33
but I know you're just jealous of my acid trip avi. ;D

I already told you you should have stayed with your old avi Masaki :3

Well, would I have gotten a better rating Takeshi~? :>

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Hellter Skellter

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Hellter Skellter

Aw, thank you <33
but I know you're just jealous of my acid trip avi. ;D

I already told you you should have stayed with your old avi Masaki :3

Well, would I have gotten a better rating Takeshi~? :>

No, you'd be a copy cat. :3

[Hellter Skellter]

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Hellter Skellter

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Hellter Skellter

Aw, thank you <33
but I know you're just jealous of my acid trip avi. ;D

I already told you you should have stayed with your old avi Masaki :3

Well, would I have gotten a better rating Takeshi~? :>

No, you'd be a copy cat. :3

D: . . . not cool.

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Hellter Skellter

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Hellter Skellter

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Hellter Skellter

Aw, thank you <33
but I know you're just jealous of my acid trip avi. ;D

I already told you you should have stayed with your old avi Masaki :3

Well, would I have gotten a better rating Takeshi~? :>

No, you'd be a copy cat. :3

D: . . . not cool.

Tis only truth, I'm afraid.