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SO I PUT MY HANDS UP

THEY`RE PLAYIN` MY SONG	16.2%	[ 6 ]
THE BUTTERFLIE FLY AWAY	2.7%	[ 1 ]
NODDIN` MY HEAD LIKE YEAH	0.0%	[ 0 ]
MOVIN` MY HIPS LIKE YEAH	8.1%	[ 3 ]
/skip repeated parts	43.2%	[ 16 ]
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! IT`S A PARTY IN THE U.S.A. !!!	29.7%	[ 11 ]
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✂ CLYDE

Well, man. You were right ; this is exactly what I like. Nice and boring. ( / calm stare )
As long as none of those other guys come along to ruin the calmness and serenity of a simple
internet conversation, I might have to come on here more often. ( / reclines in chair )

Oh, weak. Homework ? Tch. I finished all mine in detention earlier, dude.


✂ DAMIEN ?

Dude ... can't you just use your 'powers' to beam down a ******** bird to eat ?
( / slightly sarcastic ) Complaining over the computer isn't going to help anything, f**.

I haven't seen you in a while, though. Not that it really matters.


| ooc - dudes, where were you when i made my two former south park chatrooms ?
hahaha ! seriously, if you ever need a south park role player, call me. asap. i'll do anyone. |

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[x_Cough Syrup]

Ð Э Ά † Ħ x• x† Ф x• x† Ħ Э x• xĦ Ф Ľ Ψ evil evil
---- мαякσƒтнєвєαѕт evil

evil evil '¢αυѕє єvιℓ ιѕ gσσ∂.

x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x

ωєℓℓ Gσ∂ gανє υѕ α Bιg Bℓα¢к Eує
αη∂ тнє Dєνιℓ ρυтѕ α ѕтєαк ση ιт αη∂ ѕαуѕ Iт'ѕ Aℓяιgнт
• My name is Damien, and I'm the Antichrist..

тнєу тєℓℓ υѕ ωє Mυѕт ¢нσσѕє α Sι∂є
ωєℓℓ ωну ∂σєѕ тнє Dαякєя σηє ѕєєм ѕσ Bяιgнт؟
• I'm currently in the 7th layer of hell.

ωєℓℓ, тнє ωσяℓ∂ѕ Tєℓℓιηg υѕ ωє'яє Dσσмє∂
αη∂ тнєу ∂ση'т Aρρяσνє σƒ ρσιηту нαтѕ σя Mαgι¢ ωιтн вяσσмѕ
• I am, at the moment, online.

ησω ι'νє gσт α Qυєѕтιση ƒσя Yσυ,
ωєℓℓ ιƒ gσ∂'ѕ ѕσ ƒυ¢кιη' Pєяƒє¢т, ωну'∂ нє Fυ¢к υρ ση уσυ؟
• I'm the son of Satan! I can't fall in love!

тнєу тєℓℓ υѕ, ιƒ ωє Pяαу, тнαт ωнєη ωє Dιє,
ωє ωιℓℓ gσ тσ α Bєттєя Pℓα¢є
• I'm wondering what I'm gunna eat.

ωєℓℓ ι ∂ση'т Wαηт тσ ∂σ тнє тнιηgѕ ι Sнσυℓ∂
'¢αυѕє ιт ƒєєℓѕ Gσσ∂ тσ вє Eνιℓ
• I guess I feel kinda [******** annoyed!!

ωιℓℓ уσυ gσ тσ Cнυя¢н ση Sυη∂αу؟
тσ Wαѕн αωαу тнє ѕнιт уσυ ∂ι∂ тнє ραѕт Sιχ Dαуѕ؟
• I'm doing nothing. :/...

ησω уσυ'яє ση уσυя Kηєєѕ тσ Pяαу
ωєℓℓ, ωє ρяαу уσυя Sтυρι∂ 'gσ∂' ωιℓℓ ¢σмє αη∂ Tαкє Yσυ Aωαу!
• I just want foooood, jeez!

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уєαн, єvιℓ ιѕ gσσ∂! evil evil

† evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil†
Clyde
...c**t. <:I
You should do your homework, man. Procrastination is masturbation and all that s**t.

H-Hey, well... Owning Canada is, y'know, better than owning nothing at all... ... if dad even remembers to give me anything. D: And you could become a dictator who could improve the army standards and importance and eventually become strong enough to invade places and then you can eventually build up into taking over the world!! :'D

... Or you could just summon someone who's in Hell and just send it down with them. :I
Or kill yourself while holding tacos.

Craig
Dude, what the ******** is the question mark on my name for?! You do know who I am! ... r-right? DD:

And ******** that s**t, the upside world is ******** far away. D:< plus most birds taste gross.
Yeah, well. Your mom isn't going to help anything. f**.

YEAH WELL I'M THE ANTICHRIST I'M BUSY. DDDD:<

[I never saw those. DDD:
If you ever need south park roleplayers, call us.
We'll do anyone.
In all senses of the phrase.]
† evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil†

[simbear]

♪ well i know my death will Well, my heart is bigger than the earth.
♪ not come til i breathe all the air out my ↬ Clyde Donovan
♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ lungs til my final tune is sung and my love ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
♪ surrounds you like an ether in everything that you do ↬ Taco ↘ ↘ {five}times{two}equals{twelve} ↙ ↙ Love

thatallisfleeting ♪ ♫ ♪
yeahbutallisgood ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫

dont（ ☆ ☆ ☆ well if you are what you love......☆ ☆ ☆ ）
break his heartFeeling; Cheeeerful~!

dont（ ☆ ☆ ☆ and you do what you love..........☆ ☆ ☆ ）
break his heartDoing; Homework Pretending to do homework.

♪ ♫ ♪ I will always be the sun and moon to you

dont（ ☆ ☆ ☆ and if you share with your heart ☆ ☆ ☆ ）
break his heartThinking; of a SONG!

dont（ ☆ ☆ ☆ yeah, you give with your heart...☆ ☆ ☆ ）
break his heartLoving; your mom ;D

♪ ♫ ♪ What you share with the world is what it keeps of you

becauselifeisfleeting ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫
yeahbutiloveyou ♪ ♫ ♪

butifyougivealittlelove
youcangetalittleloveofyourown
dontbreakhisheart

╔and my love is my whole being and i've shared what I could╗
♪ ♫ Damien~! ♫ ♪
Don't call me that duuude.
Uncoooool.
Also. What. What.
What.

I suppose so.
I don't think I'd want to own Canada.
I'd get homesick :I

...
I don't think I can summon people from hell.
That's just you, man.

♪ ♫ Craiiiiig~! ♫ ♪
Heyhey. I actually had no idea what this thing was like~!
I think you were technically on it before I was~ owo;;

Aaaand unlike someone I prefer not to get detention~!
Though at the rate of homework we're at
We're looking at a system failure
Resulting in a crash into the detention room
[/sigh]
Maaaaaan I don't even understand this in the slightest anyway.

So heyyyy Craiiiiig~~ <3
canicopyyourspleeeeeease~~?
[/smiiiiile]

[[ ooc ;; i think i'm in love with you. where have you been all my life? seriously i don't know how we could have missed those this is the best thing that's ever happened to me ever :'D
and it's true
we will do anything. ]]
╚and my love is my whole being and i've shared what I could╝

butifyougivealittlelove
youcangetalittleloveofyourown
dontbreakhisheart

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✂ CLYDE

So you were lying when you said I'd like it, then.
... ( / flips off )

Do you actually think I like detention ? I hate it.
Your system actually runs ? I guess they're right when they say 'you learn
something new everyday', huh ? ( / slight smirk ) ... but, yeah, dude.
It sucks getting older, but it's not like anyone is out to get you.
Actually, you're totally giving me major 'Tweek vibes' with the whole 'paranoia'
shitfest you have going on right now. Is he over your house or something ?

... Dude, no. If you copy my answers, then the teacher will suspect something is
wrong when he sees how high you scored. And then he'll start comparing papers and draw up
the ultimate conclusion that you cheated off of me ; I'll get detention, miss yet another
episode of my favorite show, and the term 'meaningless life' will take on a whole new
definition. Do you really want to be responsible for that just because you're a lazy ******** ?


✂ DAMIEN.

Nope. You look like every other goth kid around town, so I wasn't sure.
Now I know.

Birds all taste the same ; like chicken. Which tastes like nothing. ( / shrug )
If there are no birds in hell, then find something else.
You're right. She's not. She doesn't even know you. -- That's correct. I date girls,
and I've gotten laid more times in the past week than you probably have in your
entire life. That totally makes me a f**. ( / indifferent ) ...


Pardon me. My inferior mortal brain simply cannot comprehend what life must be like for
the Anti-Christ on a day - to - day basis. Though it does have enough sense to deduct that
it can't be such a hard life if the almighty son of Satan has enough time to get on his laptop
and complain like a little girl because his mommy didn't leave him any money for Taco Bell.


| ooc - one was literally made a year ago, and the other one i made about a month ago, but
it never took offfff. i guess now I know who to go to if i ever wanted to revive it. (;
so will i. anyone. any pairing. any time. anywhere. i'll even do BASEketball stuff, haha. |

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[x_Cough Syrup]

Ð Э Ά † Ħ x• x† Ф x• x† Ħ Э x• xĦ Ф Ľ Ψ evil evil
---- мαякσƒтнєвєαѕт evil

evil evil '¢αυѕє єvιℓ ιѕ gσσ∂.

x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x

ωєℓℓ Gσ∂ gανє υѕ α Bιg Bℓα¢к Eує
αη∂ тнє Dєνιℓ ρυтѕ α ѕтєαк ση ιт αη∂ ѕαуѕ Iт'ѕ Aℓяιgнт
• My name is Damien, and I'm the Antichrist..

тнєу тєℓℓ υѕ ωє Mυѕт ¢нσσѕє α Sι∂є
ωєℓℓ ωну ∂σєѕ тнє Dαякєя σηє ѕєєм ѕσ Bяιgнт؟
• I'm currently in the 7th layer of hell.

ωєℓℓ, тнє ωσяℓ∂ѕ Tєℓℓιηg υѕ ωє'яє Dσσмє∂
αη∂ тнєу ∂ση'т Aρρяσνє σƒ ρσιηту нαтѕ σя Mαgι¢ ωιтн вяσσмѕ
• I am, at the moment, online.

ησω ι'νє gσт α Qυєѕтιση ƒσя Yσυ,
ωєℓℓ ιƒ gσ∂'ѕ ѕσ ƒυ¢кιη' Pєяƒє¢т, ωну'∂ нє Fυ¢к υρ ση уσυ؟
• I'm the son of Satan! I can't fall in love!

тнєу тєℓℓ υѕ, ιƒ ωє Pяαу, тнαт ωнєη ωє Dιє,
ωє ωιℓℓ gσ тσ α Bєттєя Pℓα¢є
• I'm wondering what I'm gunna eat.

ωєℓℓ ι ∂ση'т Wαηт тσ ∂σ тнє тнιηgѕ ι Sнσυℓ∂
'¢αυѕє ιт ƒєєℓѕ Gσσ∂ тσ вє Eνιℓ
• I guess I feel kinda [******** annoyed!!

ωιℓℓ уσυ gσ тσ Cнυя¢н ση Sυη∂αу؟
тσ Wαѕн αωαу тнє ѕнιт уσυ ∂ι∂ тнє ραѕт Sιχ Dαуѕ؟
• I'm doing nothing. :/...

ησω уσυ'яє ση уσυя Kηєєѕ тσ Pяαу
ωєℓℓ, ωє ρяαу уσυя Sтυρι∂ 'gσ∂' ωιℓℓ ¢σмє αη∂ Tαкє Yσυ Aωαу!
• I just want foooood, jeez!

x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x

уєαн, єvιℓ ιѕ gσσ∂! evil evil

† evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil†
Clyde
Don't forget who I am, then. It will be your undoing and damnation. D:<
Uh. Y'know. Procrastination is like masturbation - it feels good at the time but you're just ******** yourself? Dude, do you even know what those words mean or is your vocabulary limited to three syllables?

Canada > Hell.

Dude. Have you never summoned anyone from Hell before? o___o' I thought that was what all mortal kids did on Halloween... Y'know, Biggie Smalls and all that?

Craig
I'm not some faggy goth kid! I'm the goddamn Antichrist and you will show me some respect!

No, dude, magpies taste ******** awful.
...
I-I get laid plenty of times! I've been laid loads. More than you. DDDDD:

Dude. Dude, you're a ******** a*****e.

[Well, yeah, we love you now, basically. That's the long and short of it now. You're not getting rid of us.
any pairing. any time.]
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[simbear]

♪ well i know my death will Well, my heart is bigger than the earth.
♪ not come til i breathe all the air out my ↬ Clyde Donovan
♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ lungs til my final tune is sung and my love ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
♪ surrounds you like an ether in everything that you do ↬ Taco ↘ ↘ {five}times{two}equals{twelve} ↙ ↙ Love

thatallisfleeting ♪ ♫ ♪
yeahbutallisgood ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫

dont（ ☆ ☆ ☆ well if you are what you love......☆ ☆ ☆ ）
break his heartFeeling; Cheeeerful~!

dont（ ☆ ☆ ☆ and you do what you love..........☆ ☆ ☆ ）
break his heartDoing; Homework Pretending to do homework.

♪ ♫ ♪ I will always be the sun and moon to you

dont（ ☆ ☆ ☆ and if you share with your heart ☆ ☆ ☆ ）
break his heartThinking; of a SONG!

dont（ ☆ ☆ ☆ yeah, you give with your heart...☆ ☆ ☆ ）
break his heartLoving; your mom ;D

♪ ♫ ♪ What you share with the world is what it keeps of you

becauselifeisfleeting ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫
yeahbutiloveyou ♪ ♫ ♪

butifyougivealittlelove
youcangetalittleloveofyourown
dontbreakhisheart

╔and my love is my whole being and i've shared what I could╗
♪ ♫ Damien~! ♫ ♪
A-ah o____o;;
Okay. I won't forget you.
pleasedon'thurtme
HEY
I know words! [/pout]

I've never been to Hell, so I guess I wouldn't know.
But come on, Colorado > Canada.
I love this place.
<3

And uhhh.
I've never done that.
and it's not 'cause i'm scared or anything

♪ ♫ Craiiiiig~! ♫ ♪
I-I-I-I wasn't lying per say~
I just didn't want to be here aloooone~!
You know what I'm like. D;

I know you don't like detention.
But I mean the amount that you have it you may as well like it~!
Seriously. Stop getting in so much trouble!
And heyyy. Don't be mean to me! [/pout]
I'm not being paranoid either :I
I'm just in an odd mood.
Actually I'm just bored.
:'D

I couuuuld copy your answers in a way that makes it look like I tried and failed?
Come on pleeeaseeee.
I'd totally love you forever!
[/puppy dog eyes]


[[ ooc ;; okay the year ago one i wouldn't have been on 'cause i watched the entire south park starting near the middle of this summer.
but we should've been here for the month ago one D:
and yesssss if you need us seriously <3 ]]
╚and my love is my whole being and i've shared what I could╝

butifyougivealittlelove
youcangetalittleloveofyourown
dontbreakhisheart

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✂ CLYDE

... You tricked me. Good job.
Dude, I know. I know. ( / pats shoulder lightly )

Well, I don't. It's annoying, because I don't do anything wrong.
I don't mean to get in trouble. It's not my fault our school is full of assholes.
I wasn't being mean ... is it wrong to be happy when you learn something new ?
All this time, I thought you were running on 'E'. I'm glad to have been proven wrong.
Yeah, this totally doesn't seem like something someone with your
attention - span could handle. ( / snickers ) What are you doing later ?

You're better off just bullshitting it, then. I mean, there's no difference.
Forever ? ...
... I don't think I'm ready to succumb to that kind of commitment.
( / looks away ) Dude, stop. -- Fine. I don't need you crying or anything if I reject you.
That face totally doesn't work on me, you know. ( / shrugs )
Do you want to come over tonight, or should I find you before the bell rings in the morning ?


✂ DAMIEN.

Yep. And if I had wheels, I'd be a wagon.
( / flips off ) ...

Well. I wouldn't know. I'm not in hell.
Oh yeah ? Well, I'm on the football team, and all the cheer leaders
are sooo into me - living, breathing cheer leaders who don't
have rotten v****a's like the dead girls in hell do. ( / dry laugh )

Am I ? Well, at least I'm honest and embrace the truth.
If that's what being an a*****e means, then I guess I'm proud to be one.
It's better to be an a*****e than a lying little douchebag.


| ooc - i'm too overwhelmed to think of something comprehensive to sayyy.
aside from I LOVE YOU, TOO. (; |

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[x_Cough Syrup]

Ð Э Ά † Ħ x• x† Ф x• x† Ħ Э x• xĦ Ф Ľ Ψ evil evil
---- мαякσƒтнєвєαѕт evil

evil evil '¢αυѕє єvιℓ ιѕ gσσ∂.

x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x

ωєℓℓ Gσ∂ gανє υѕ α Bιg Bℓα¢к Eує
αη∂ тнє Dєνιℓ ρυтѕ α ѕтєαк ση ιт αη∂ ѕαуѕ Iт'ѕ Aℓяιgнт
• My name is Damien, and I'm the Antichrist..

тнєу тєℓℓ υѕ ωє Mυѕт ¢нσσѕє α Sι∂є
ωєℓℓ ωну ∂σєѕ тнє Dαякєя σηє ѕєєм ѕσ Bяιgнт؟
• I'm currently in the 7th layer of hell.

ωєℓℓ, тнє ωσяℓ∂ѕ Tєℓℓιηg υѕ ωє'яє Dσσмє∂
αη∂ тнєу ∂ση'т Aρρяσνє σƒ ρσιηту нαтѕ σя Mαgι¢ ωιтн вяσσмѕ
• I am, at the moment, online.

ησω ι'νє gσт α Qυєѕтιση ƒσя Yσυ,
ωєℓℓ ιƒ gσ∂'ѕ ѕσ ƒυ¢кιη' Pєяƒє¢т, ωну'∂ нє Fυ¢к υρ ση уσυ؟
• I'm the son of Satan! I can't fall in love!

тнєу тєℓℓ υѕ, ιƒ ωє Pяαу, тнαт ωнєη ωє Dιє,
ωє ωιℓℓ gσ тσ α Bєттєя Pℓα¢є
• I'm wondering what I'm gunna eat.

ωєℓℓ ι ∂ση'т Wαηт тσ ∂σ тнє тнιηgѕ ι Sнσυℓ∂
'¢αυѕє ιт ƒєєℓѕ Gσσ∂ тσ вє Eνιℓ
• I guess I feel kinda [******** annoyed!!

ωιℓℓ уσυ gσ тσ Cнυя¢н ση Sυη∂αу؟
тσ Wαѕн αωαу тнє ѕнιт уσυ ∂ι∂ тнє ραѕт Sιχ Dαуѕ؟
• I'm doing nothing. :/...

ησω уσυ'яє ση уσυя Kηєєѕ тσ Pяαу
ωєℓℓ, ωє ρяαу уσυя Sтυρι∂ 'gσ∂' ωιℓℓ ¢σмє αη∂ Tαкє Yσυ Aωαу!
• I just want foooood, jeez!

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уєαн, єvιℓ ιѕ gσσ∂! evil evil

† evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil†
Clyde
Good. [/sniffle]
Yeah, and so does a parrot.

Colorado's a breeding ground for maggots and non-believers. D:<

Dude. You're a ******** p***y.
Just stand in front of the mirror, say 'Antichrist, Antichrist, Antichrist' and then, uh, I think that'll summon me and I can steal some tacos and ******** off again. I think it'll work, anyway. Might not. I mean, I think it might have to be Halloween.
Or you could tell me your address and I could walk there, but... I'm kinda lazy. :I I'm too hungry to teleport to the upside world... =3=

Craig
... what? Why would you... I mean, that doesn't make any sense. Who wants to be a wagon?! Jesus, you don't make any ******** sense. D:<

Dude, there are magpies on Earth too.
...
... most of the girls here don't have rotting vaginas, actually. I think. I mean, I could get laid from a living girl too. D:< I mean, I totally have.

... You totally suck, dude. You really, really suck. When you die, you are going to Hell and I am going to shove pitchforks up your ******** a** in a non homo way. It is going to hurt like a b***h. D:< just you wait.
The pitchforks will be on fire.

[I think this could be the start of something beautiful. :'D]
† evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil†

[simbear]

♪ well i know my death will Well, my heart is bigger than the earth.
♪ not come til i breathe all the air out my ↬ Clyde Donovan
♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ lungs til my final tune is sung and my love ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
♪ surrounds you like an ether in everything that you do ↬ Taco ↘ ↘ {five}times{two}equals{twelve} ↙ ↙ Love

thatallisfleeting ♪ ♫ ♪
yeahbutallisgood ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫

dont（ ☆ ☆ ☆ well if you are what you love......☆ ☆ ☆ ）
break his heartFeeling; Cheeeerful~!

dont（ ☆ ☆ ☆ and you do what you love..........☆ ☆ ☆ ）
break his heartDoing; Homework Pretending to do homework.

♪ ♫ ♪ I will always be the sun and moon to you

dont（ ☆ ☆ ☆ and if you share with your heart ☆ ☆ ☆ ）
break his heartThinking; of a SONG!

dont（ ☆ ☆ ☆ yeah, you give with your heart...☆ ☆ ☆ ）
break his heartLoving; your mom ;D

♪ ♫ ♪ What you share with the world is what it keeps of you

becauselifeisfleeting ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫
yeahbutiloveyou ♪ ♫ ♪

butifyougivealittlelove
youcangetalittleloveofyourown
dontbreakhisheart

╔and my love is my whole being and i've shared what I could╗
♪ ♫ Damien~! ♫ ♪
What's love parrots got to do with it?

...
Okay you're seriously losing me now.
[/head tilt]

I'm not a p***y [/pathetic glare]
And I don't want to.
That's just creeeepy.
Also we have no tacos now.
Ate 'em all
[/pats belly]

♪ ♫ Craiiiiig~! ♫ ♪
I didn't trick youuu~
Or at least, I didn't mean to :/
Dayum.

Pffft. I'm sure you could do something fun in detention.
I can always find things to occupy my mind >:3 [/creepy laugh]
And ehhh, you should stop swearing at the teachers.
It's not doing a lot for you y'know.
I mean, at least don't do it when they're watching you D;
Aaaaand I totally have a brilliant attention span.
Shut up~ <3

But I want to actually look like I've tried.
If I bullshit it then it'll be completely unrelated.
Also it totally does work on you or you wouldn't have agreed [/smiiile]
Oh, and I'll totally come over tonight. I have noting to do anyway.
Buahahaha~
My plan has succeeded!


[[ ooc ;; this IS the start of something beautiful :'D ]]
╚and my love is my whole being and i've shared what I could╝

butifyougivealittlelove
youcangetalittleloveofyourown
dontbreakhisheart

[CYCLE RECYCLE]

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xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxCRAIG TUCKER.

ｔｈｅ ｍｏｒｅ ｗｅ ｋｎｏｗ　...
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✂ CLYDE

I'm surprised you're not boasting about it, dude.

Not really. The teachers are always lurking around behind your back like if they don't
keep their eyes all over you, you'll start stabbing at your brain with your pen or something.
... I'm sure you can. But unlike you, I can't get off thinking about naked chicks in a room
full of dudes. ( / grins ) -- Oh, weak. I don't see what's so bad about swearing. They're only words.
If they can't handle it, then they shouldn't have become teachers in the first place.
Besides, Stan and those assholes totally can do whatever the ******** they want, and no one
gives a s**t. Then I let off one harmless little F - bomb, and the entire class goes to s**t.
I just don't get it, man.
... Make me. ( / raises brows )

If you want it to look like you tried, then try. ( / rolls eyes )
No. I only agreed because I didn't want my best friend to start acting like a goddamn p***y
over the internet for everyone to see. It reflects back onto me, you know.
All right, sounds good. Just make sure you don't come until Law and Order is over, or I'll kick your a**.
Plan ? ... Do explain, Clyde. Tricking me twice in one week would be a miracle.


✂ DAMIEN.

Nope ; you're just stupid. It's not my fault.

You said that there were no birds in hell.
Then you said the magpies tasted like s**t.
What am I supposed to think ?
...
You think. ( / pauses ) You think. You have no idea what's going on.
No you haven't.
Girls don't like goth kids who claim to be the Anti-Christ.
Girls like football players who are normal.

I know I am. You don't need to remind me ; and really, I don't care.
As opposed to living in this shitty town ? That sounds just fine.
Just so you know, shoving a flaming pitch form up someone's a** doesn't
count as intercourse. So if that's what you think getting laid means, you're wrong.



| ooc - so do i. (: |

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[x_Cough Syrup]

Ð Э Ά † Ħ x• x† Ф x• x† Ħ Э x• xĦ Ф Ľ Ψ evil evil
---- мαякσƒтнєвєαѕт evil

evil evil '¢αυѕє єvιℓ ιѕ gσσ∂.

x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x

ωєℓℓ Gσ∂ gανє υѕ α Bιg Bℓα¢к Eує
αη∂ тнє Dєνιℓ ρυтѕ α ѕтєαк ση ιт αη∂ ѕαуѕ Iт'ѕ Aℓяιgнт
• My name is Damien, and I'm the Antichrist..

тнєу тєℓℓ υѕ ωє Mυѕт ¢нσσѕє α Sι∂є
ωєℓℓ ωну ∂σєѕ тнє Dαякєя σηє ѕєєм ѕσ Bяιgнт؟
• I'm currently in the 7th layer of hell.

ωєℓℓ, тнє ωσяℓ∂ѕ Tєℓℓιηg υѕ ωє'яє Dσσмє∂
αη∂ тнєу ∂ση'т Aρρяσνє σƒ ρσιηту нαтѕ σя Mαgι¢ ωιтн вяσσмѕ
• I am, at the moment, online.

ησω ι'νє gσт α Qυєѕтιση ƒσя Yσυ,
ωєℓℓ ιƒ gσ∂'ѕ ѕσ ƒυ¢кιη' Pєяƒє¢т, ωну'∂ нє Fυ¢к υρ ση уσυ؟
• I'm the son of Satan! I can't fall in love!

тнєу тєℓℓ υѕ, ιƒ ωє Pяαу, тнαт ωнєη ωє Dιє,
ωє ωιℓℓ gσ тσ α Bєттєя Pℓα¢є
• I'm wondering what I'm gunna eat.

ωєℓℓ ι ∂ση'т Wαηт тσ ∂σ тнє тнιηgѕ ι Sнσυℓ∂
'¢αυѕє ιт ƒєєℓѕ Gσσ∂ тσ вє Eνιℓ
• I guess I feel kinda [******** annoyed!!

ωιℓℓ уσυ gσ тσ Cнυя¢н ση Sυη∂αу؟
тσ Wαѕн αωαу тнє ѕнιт уσυ ∂ι∂ тнє ραѕт Sιχ Dαуѕ؟
• I'm doing nothing. :/...

ησω уσυ'яє ση уσυя Kηєєѕ тσ Pяαу
ωєℓℓ, ωє ρяαу уσυя Sтυρι∂ 'gσ∂' ωιℓℓ ¢σмє αη∂ Tαкє Yσυ Aωαу!
• I just want foooood, jeez!

x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x

уєαн, єvιℓ ιѕ gσσ∂! evil evil

† evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil†
Clyde
Parrots know words too. It doesn't make them intelligent.

Jesus christttt I'm surrounded by dicks and idiots! Dx

p***y.
What?! It's not creepy. D:< It's just basic demon summoning, dude.
Goddamnit. I might have to resort to stealing s**t from the upside then. =3= ******** sake.
Thanks, tubby.

Craig
I'm not stupid! You're the one that just said you wanted to be a wagon! Humans make no ******** sense!!

You're meant to think that magpies on Earth taste like s**t, duhhh. =3= Imbecile.

I do so know what's going on! I've gotten laid loads of ******** times! Like, seriously!
I'm not a ******** GOTH kid! I AM THE ******** ANTICHRIST AND YOU WILL SHOW ME SOME RESPECT, DAMNIT!!

You suck balls, Craig. Genuine balls.
W-What. No. Hell is meant to be BAD. A BAD thing. B-Besides, your boyfriend seems to like this town well enough, wouldn't you miss him? DD:<
that'snotwhatithinkgettinglaidmeans. DDD:<
... but it is sort of a type of intercourse. sort of. I mean, in a way.

[i'm so happy. :'D but i'm not sure when i'm going to bed on account of blahblah curfew etc so. idk probably next post will be my last]]
† evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil†

[simbear]

♪ well i know my death will Well, my heart is bigger than the earth.
♪ not come til i breathe all the air out my ↬ Clyde Donovan
♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ lungs til my final tune is sung and my love ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
♪ surrounds you like an ether in everything that you do ↬ Taco ↘ ↘ {five}times{two}equals{twelve} ↙ ↙ Love

thatallisfleeting ♪ ♫ ♪
yeahbutallisgood ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫

dont（ ☆ ☆ ☆ well if you are what you love......☆ ☆ ☆ ）
break his heartFeeling; Cheeeerful~!

dont（ ☆ ☆ ☆ and you do what you love..........☆ ☆ ☆ ）
break his heartDoing; Homework Pretending to do homework.

♪ ♫ ♪ I will always be the sun and moon to you

dont（ ☆ ☆ ☆ and if you share with your heart ☆ ☆ ☆ ）
break his heartThinking; of a SONG!

dont（ ☆ ☆ ☆ yeah, you give with your heart...☆ ☆ ☆ ）
break his heartLoving; your mom ;D

♪ ♫ ♪ What you share with the world is what it keeps of you

becauselifeisfleeting ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫
yeahbutiloveyou ♪ ♫ ♪

butifyougivealittlelove
youcangetalittleloveofyourown
dontbreakhisheart

╔and my love is my whole being and i've shared what I could╗
♪ ♫ Damien~! ♫ ♪
Yeah well...
I can't even remember where we were going with this [/sigh]
Whatever.

....
surelyyoushouldn'tsayjesuschrist

I'm not a p***y! [/frownnn]
Demon summoning.
Creepy.
A-AND I'M NOT TUBBY.

♪ ♫ Craiiiiig~! ♫ ♪
Why would I be-
I MEAN
I totally meant to trick you.
YEAH.
[/grin]

And dude. Now I'm worried that there will always be a teacher behind me.
Maybe you should tell that to Tweekers then~
[/laugh]
And that's because you're weak, man. If you can't get lost in your imagination enough then you're a failure.
And man, I know teachers are lame an' all, but it's the way they are.
And it's because if they try and get that lot in trouble it just makes it worse.
No one wants that.
I don't think you should be daring me to do that~~ <3 [/wiggles eyebrows]

But I don't want to tryyyy~ [/whine]
And I'm not a p***y.
Seriously people need to stop calling me that. [/frown]
And I know I know.
You don't think I know your schedule by now?
Oh how little you know about me [/evil smirk]
And uh.
No.
No I don't want to tell you.
And you can't make me~~ <3
╚and my love is my whole being and i've shared what I could╝

butifyougivealittlelove
youcangetalittleloveofyourown
dontbreakhisheart

[CYCLE RECYCLE]

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ｔｈｅ ｍｏｒｅ ｗｅ ｋｎｏｗ　...
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✂ CLYDE

Hah. What a cocky little a*****e.

Well, don't start jamming pens into your ears and you'll be fine.
No. Dude, ******** that. I really don't want to have to deal the aftermath.
Especially not if he's going to justify his fear with but that's what you told Clyde !!
I'm weak because I don't think about sex in detention ? Well, alert the media. Newsflash.
You have a point ; I wouldn't want to deal with Kyle's bitchy mother, either.
But still. Injustice and unfair treatment shouldn't be tolerated.
... And how exactly do you plan on making me shut up ? ( / cocks a brow )
Hm. Well, I triple dog dare you. I'm curious to see what your hidden genius produces.

Then you need to man up to the fact that you really are a lazy ********.
You bring it upon yourself, dude. And you know I don't say it to be a d**k.
Yeah, after having the door slammed in your face hundreds of times, I guess
you would know when not to bother me by now. Thank God.
I know enough about you to get by ; and besides, what I don't know won't hurt me.
... Judging by the '<3' at the end of your sentence, I'm thinking your plan is
something that falls under the category of 'totally ******** gay'. Dude ...


✂ DAMIEN.

I did not say that at all. I said, and I quote, "if I had wheels, I'd be a wagon."
I never said wanted to be one.

... but why would you care what they taste like if you're in Hell ?
What does it matter ? I'm not going to eat magpie. You're not going to eat magpie.
No one is going to eat magpie.

I don't believe you. You can't even get your own Taco Bell.
... You haven't given me reason to show you any respect.
Now, watch me as I blatantly turn my head and ignore your cries for attention.
( / slowly turns around )

Do you have photographic evidence of that ? I don't think so.
Well. It can't be anything worse than South Park, Colorado.
You've lived here before. You should know how crappy it is.
And considering I don't have a boyfriend, I don't suppose I would miss him.
It's only considered intercourse to people who can't have it any other way.

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[simbear]

♪ well i know my death will Well, my heart is bigger than the earth.
♪ not come til i breathe all the air out my ↬ Clyde Donovan
♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ lungs til my final tune is sung and my love ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
♪ surrounds you like an ether in everything that you do ↬ Taco ↘ ↘ {five}times{two}equals{twelve} ↙ ↙ Love

thatallisfleeting ♪ ♫ ♪
yeahbutallisgood ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫

dont（ ☆ ☆ ☆ well if you are what you love......☆ ☆ ☆ ）
break his heartFeeling; Cheeeerful~!

dont（ ☆ ☆ ☆ and you do what you love..........☆ ☆ ☆ ）
break his heartDoing; Homework Pretending to do homework.

♪ ♫ ♪ I will always be the sun and moon to you

dont（ ☆ ☆ ☆ and if you share with your heart ☆ ☆ ☆ ）
break his heartThinking; of a SONG!

dont（ ☆ ☆ ☆ yeah, you give with your heart...☆ ☆ ☆ ）
break his heartLoving; your mom ;D

♪ ♫ ♪ What you share with the world is what it keeps of you

becauselifeisfleeting ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫
yeahbutiloveyou ♪ ♫ ♪

butifyougivealittlelove
youcangetalittleloveofyourown
dontbreakhisheart

╔and my love is my whole being and i've shared what I could╗
♪ ♫ Craiiiiig~! ♫ ♪
Hey, you put the idea in my head~!
You have only yourself to blame [/smile]

I wasn't planning on jamming pens into my ears any time soon.
But should I feel the need I'll remember your wise words of advice~
Pfffsht. It's true. But you understand that if I'm bored I am totally telling him.
I think it'd be hilarious.
And no. You're weak because you can't get off with a load of other guys in the same room~
[/smirk]
also if i controlled the media i'd totally make that headline news
And ehhh, I think it's just more trouble than it's worth.
But if you wanna come up with a plan to sort it out I'll be behind you. [/thumbs up]
And uhh.
Well.
I can't really do that unless I'm actually round your house.
So you'll have to be patient and wait until later.

I know I'm lazy and all but gawddd.
You don't have to be so harsh about it. [/pout]
And I wouldn't be so lazy if I could actually understand any of this s**t.
I think I'm just gonna work for my dad when I leave school or something.
It'd be so much easier.
And believe me. Don't tell teachers that what you don't know won't hurt you.
They don't appreciate it.
And it can hurt you~

And my hearts are not gay.
As a protest to you I have placed no hearts in this message
See how you like that.


[[ ooc ;; cough's mother sent her to bed and she's very sorry she couldn't say bye.
i may have to leave soon, but hey i don't need sleep too much xD ]]
╚and my love is my whole being and i've shared what I could╝

butifyougivealittlelove
youcangetalittleloveofyourown
dontbreakhisheart

[CYCLE RECYCLE]

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✂ CLYDE

Then don't get worked up over something so completely stupid.
Yeah. That's all I could ever ask of you, dude.
It would sooo NOT be hilarious. You don't understand what he puts me through on a daily
basis. I really don't want anymore 3 AM phone calls from him, all right ?
Well, can you ? Especially when said room happens to be the goddamn detention center.
Then I guess we're all lucky that you don't control the media.
My plan is to just keep doing what I'm doing and see if anyone notices that something
isn't right about seeing my face constantly in the principle's office on their own.
And if no one ever does ? Well, that just proves they're all assholes.
And dude, having you to back me up isn't all that comforting ... but thanks, I guess.
...
( / eyes widen a bit ) Cool ...
... I'm totally going to tighten my belt a little now, Clyde.

Look. I'm a guy, right ? And you're a guy, too. You see ?
We're both guys. We rip on each other. It's not harsh ; it's life.
Maybe you would understand if you stopped 'getting lost in your imagination' ? ...
Dude, I don't think that sounds like a good plan. College is our only hope of leaving this shithole.
It'll be easier once we're out of this faggy town, dude, trust me !
Well, it won't. Ignorance is bliss ; sometimes it's better to just go about life surviving on the minimal
amount of information. I have basic survival skills and s**t, so what more do I need ?
But when it comes to your life, I really don't need to know every detail, dude.
I mean, what secret can you possibly have that would change my entire outlook on you ?

| ooc it's all good ~ aw, sucks that we live in a completely different zone.
you should go get some sleeeep, though, i'll be around ~
like, seriously, you two are going to be my new best friends. against your will.
we'll be known as "cycle and those other guys" (< |

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