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Gil Farren ;; Bounty 200m
۰ ✧✦」 THREE years. It had been three years since Gil had joined the Renegade pirate crew. Three years was a lot longer than he had expected he would last on this crew for several reasons. First of all, Rinne. The whole reason for Gil having joined up with this crew was that red-haired male. Naturally, he didn't approve of the man being on his crew when they were both marines, but once they started getting at each others neck, it felt weird to not have him around. Everything was so peaceful and quiet and... it was kind of annoying. At least with the guy around, Gil had someone to bicker with and keep himself occupied when he wasn't doing anything. But that was digressing a bit. Rinne was probably the one factor that raised Gil's mortality through the roof. He had developed a habit of sleeping with one eye open just to make sure that Rinne wouldn't come into his room in the middle of the night and slit his throat or drink him dry. The latter of the two had become a forgotten thought for the most part. Gil figured since the ex-interrogator was so much like a vampire, maybe incorporating garlic into his eating pattern somewhere would keep the b*****d -or at least his fangs- away. He couldn't say whether it worked or not, but the bloodsucking had been minimal, and that was all that mattered. The second part was his own stupidity. Gil had taken to playing around with the ammunition for his gun, which happened to be highly explosive. Adamanta took care of most of the ammo, but he had been playing around with it himself to see how it worked and to try to figure out how to put it all together himself. The fact that he hadn't mishandled the explosives that were packed into the bullet and caused an explosion to blow himself and the ship up was nothing short of a miracle. No point questioning it, though~! Maybe it just meant that he was getting smarter!
That being said, Gil was currently tending to several tasks at the same time. On the large table in his room, Gil had his large, heavy sword laid out towards the left-hand side of the table, tilted as much as it could allow without falling off of the table. Next to that was the smaller blade, which could fold up to make transportation easier. At the moment, the blade was folded up and laid vertically to save room on the table. Next to that laid an incomplete version of the bullets that his gun (see main image) shot, with all of the materials required to make one laid out in a circle around it. Finally, his gun lay on the right side of the table. Along the top of the table were a variety of different whetstones, all laid out in a line until they couldn't fit anymore. If one were to be sitting on the bench with him and would turn around, they would see rat traps, poisons, and other little 'toys' laid out along the floor; but those could come later. The main task that he was focused on was sharpening his giant blade. It was a tedious task, but he had to take care of it quite a bit to make sure that it stayed sharp. Even if he occasionally used the flat part of it to try to smack someone into the ground like they were the mole in a game of whack-a-mole, it still got dull. Ever since he had discovered the chainsaw function of the weapon, it tended to get dull about ten times faster than it ever did before, too. Gil picked up the large blade and laid it flat across his lap. If it were to be compared to something size wise, it would be easiest to say that the sword was just as long as he was, so the tip ended up dragging on the ground wherever he walked, so the tip of the weapon was the dullest, so that was where he started. That also happened to be the easiest part of the blade to sharpen. There was nothing that made him think stupid thoughts; all he had to do was run the whetstone on it until it was sharpened to his liking and move on.
He started running into problems when he got to where the blade worked like a chainsaw. Every time he went to sharpen it, he was tempted to try turning the blade 'on' to make the sharpening go faster, and this time was no different. As Gil stared at his weapon with the whetstone hovering over one of many spikes that was along the side of it, the thumb of the hand that was holding the weapon was hovering over the button that would turn it 'on'. ". . . No. . . it won't work . . . I don't want to go up to the deck of the ship holding my own hand and asking where Lyn is. No matter how I try to do this, it will turn out bad." Gil had never personally attempted this, but he didn't have to be a genius to realize trying to sharpen it with the spikes spinning at blinding speeds was a stupid idea. He still couldn't resist thinking that it might work, though. Almost as if contemplating if it was worth trying, Gil angled the blade to a twenty degree angle as if he were going to try sharpening it and turned 'on' the blade. The way he had his blade propped up allowed the spikes to spin without cutting himself or the bench that he was sitting on. Gil tapped his chin thoughtfully and turned the blade off. Gil carefully set the sword down and grabbed a metal gauntlet, which he put on before taking up the blade and whetstone again. With the whetstone in the hand that he was wearing the gauntlet on, he turned the blade on and lowered it down towards the rotating spikes very slowly and carefully. Almost as soon as the whetstone made contact with the spikes, the whetstone was ripped from his hand and sent rocketing through the wall just below the ceiling of his room. "I knew it was a stupid idea." He said and turned 'off' the blade, then took off the gauntlet and tossed it behind him. The hole wouldn't be tough to fix, he could tend to it later. With the easy way of sharpening his sword out the window -almost literally- he set to work sharpening his weapons the tedious way.
Two sharpened swords later and the bench was cleared of the whetstones and had a helluva lot more space. The bullet and the other components that made it up now sat mid-left on the table and the gun sat mid-right. In the middle of the table were the items that were previously on the floor. Last time they had made port, his room had gained a couple of extra stowaways. They ate his food, chewed whatever s**t they felt like, no matter where he put it, and squeaked all through the ********' night, awarding him with little sleep and leaving him more irritable than usual. No matter what he tried to get rid of them, they would never fall for it and he had contemplated sleeping in the crows nest, or asking Sara or Narci if he could bunk with either of them. They were the two people he could stand the most on the ship and could really care less if it was on the floor or in a box, as long as he could get away from the nonstop, high-pitched, squeaking. With a sigh, Gil rubbed the back of his neck. This time, things would be much different. To hell with the rat traps; they always got the bait off of it without getting caught. Gil tossed the rat traps behind him after that thought crossed his mind. He was also thoroughly convinced that poison wouldn't work, because no matter how much of the weak stuff or how little of the strong stuff he put on the bait, they never died; this meant they probably just took it for shits and giggles and didn't eat it. Gil placed the poisons off to the side with that thought. [******** this. I'll just flush them out, and if that doesn't work, I'll either kick the ******** wall in or start taking shots into their little rathole." There were actually two holes in his wall that the little bastards had made and it seemed as if they came out of both of them, so he wasn't sure how it would work. The only thing he was sure of, was that he was going to go a lot more insane than he already was if he didn't get rid of them soon and that was more than enough incentive to try.
One of the ratholes was located behind his dresser and the other was underneath his table. The easiest one to deal with would be the one that was behind his dresser. All he had to do was move the dresser and he would have easy access at the hole behind it. The dresser doors were pretty sturdy, so he didn't expect anything to fall out when he was moving it-- not that he had much to speak of in there, anyway. Just a couple of pairs of seastone cuffs that he had leftover from his marine days, a copy of the schematics for the ammo that he used in his gun, and some different outfits. Gil placed a hand underneath the dresser and hoisted it up with ease. After carrying it a couple of steps away, he placed it down on the floor and moved back over to where the dresser was. Sure enough, the rathole was there. and the incessant squeaking was as well. Gil knelt down in front of the hole and placed his head to the floor to see if he could see what the inside of the hole looked like, but his only reward was getting a bite on the nose. "SUNUVA--" Gil let out a shout of annoyance and shot a hand out to grab the rat, but it had retreated before he could grab it. "I'm going to enjoy crushing you underfoot." Was what Gil said to the creature before storming out of his room to retrieve as many buckets of water as he could fit onto his body. Nearly all of them were filled to the brim with water, but by the time he made it back, they were at about three quarters full. All of the water that had been spilled had fallen onto himself. Along with the buckets of water, he had grabbed a long piece of wood. There was nothing particularly special about it... at the current time-- but Gil would change that. He drew a dagger from his waist and went about carving out the middle of the wood so it would work like a chute of sorts for the water to travel down into rathole. From what he could see, it wasn't terribly big, so it should be easy to flush the little ******** out from with one bucket of water.
Gil grabbed a bucket of water and positioned the edge of it at the very top of the makeshift chute, then carefully poured it so all the water would flow straight into the rathole. The result was much more of a success than he had expected. Almost immediately after the water went into the hole, the rat that was inside came shooting out. "HAH! And people call me stupid! My a**!" The rat kept skidding across the floor until crashed into the dresser that was not too far away from the rathole. Gil made a grab for the rat, but it was quick enough to bolt before he could get a hold on it, so instead he resorted to trying to step on it. The first few attempts were misses, but on the fourth try, he brought his foot down strong and quick on where the rat was and felt a crunch underfoot. "I knew I'd enjoy crushing you." His victorious feeling was cut short when he realized his foot went right through the floor-- which was made clear to him when he nearly fell forward as he tried to move away from where he crushed the rat. Another hole to fix; it was a wonder his room wasn't completely destroyed yet. At least it wasn't terribly big, right? Gil carefully pulled his foot out of the hole and put an ear to the rathole to make sure that there weren't any left in there. Once he determined that it was fine, he moved the dresser back in front of the hole and went about pulling out his table so he could repeat the process with that rathole as well. This time, he was ready for the rat to come out and he caught it before it could run off. "Boy do I have plans for you. You like the sea so much? Why don't we see if you can swim." Gil cackled when he said this and grabbed his various weapons, then put them back in their respective places on his body, all the while making sure he kept a grip on the rats tail. Before he left his room he held the thing a little ways away from his face and watched it squirm around. "Pain in my a**. I look forward to getting some sleep. I just hope you and that friend of yours didn't ******** and make more of you. You probably multiply just like bunnies and fill half the space."
To think that people actually bred these disgusting things. He'd kill them before they could mate. . . he couldn't deal with theme ating through all the s**t he kept around. They'd probably even eat through a cage if they were kept in one. "I think I might enjoy throwing you overboard more than I enjoyed tossing Rinne's Iron Maiden overboard. I don't think I ever told him I did that. Maybe that'll make an interesting way to start the day." He mused and left his room, kicking the door shut behind him. As he was leaving his room and heading up towards the upper deck, he passed by Sara. He didn't say anything, rather, just gave her a quick look. ". . ." He kept walking towards the upper deck. Did she usually look that serious? He glanced behind him and saw that she was heading off towards the kitchen most likely. The rat, which he had intended to throw overboard had shut up and he nearly forgot he was holding it. Gil moved the rat in front of his face so its beady eyes were staring at his. "What do you think?" It let out a few squeaks. ". . . I see. . . I see . . . I see. . ." He said and let the rat hang by his side. "I've gone crazy, talking to a damn rat. " Gil spun on his heel and walked after where she went. Hearing the rummaging around in the kitchen was all he needed to figure that she was in the kitchen. Gil moved up against the side of the doorway and poked his head around the corner. ". . . . ."
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