pustota i tma
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- Posted: Mon, 05 Jan 2015 04:18:21 +0000
If you have a p r o b l e m with me
Then you need to t a k e a number
Then you need to t a k e a number
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Don't you r u i n my things Dice!
For god's sake, be q u i e t you stupid chatot!
For god's sake, be q u i e t you stupid chatot!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxOh look it's ⇨ Lily and Quiet
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxAnd I'm ⇨ Pokemon Centre
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxAnd I'm ⇨ Pokemon Centre
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If there was ever a time in which Alaister wished for quiet, it would be now. That f***ing siren had been blaring for, well it felt like hours, a while now and he was getting a nasty headache. Add in people being the dumb shits they are, Quiet being a f***ing b***h, random pokemon crying like you cut off their goddamn foot and than add in claustrophobia to make it all three times as loud. Well hot damn, why didn't he just sign up for this event if he knew if it was going to be this fan-f***ing-tastic. He actually, kind of, missed work. Even if it meant dealing with the she-b***h and his boss and other things that made him want to chug acid instead of doing. He hated it which meant that a normally pissy Alaister was going to be even more pissed than usual. Level up in attitude, cause you know, that's what everyone in the world needs - more Alaister whining in their lives. He was pretty damned sure that everyone got the message already and if they hadn't, well that's just Darwin's Theory of Evolution at work. Alaister saw no quarrels with that. Save your skin and than you can think about everyone else and give the token oh I should have done this, if only I had BillyBob F***face would still be alive today. Or whatever the hell the idiot's name was. If it wasn't the threat of impending doom and destruction, he'd go and find the fricken speakers and destroy them. Maybe than his ears would stop ringing. He's pretty sure if it doesn't stop soon, blood is going to start leaking from his ears...maybe he should have tried to get to the hospital instead.
Still, as the little nurse - who seemed taller than him, why was everyone always taller then him! - laughed a little at him trying to shut Quiet up, he could only quirk an eyebrow. Really? Laughing? Most people tended to lecture him on not trying to cram food down his pokemon's throat to get them to be quiet. Hmm, maybe this person actually is sensible and came to him cause she saw that he was as brilliant as he is. Than again she was smiling during some sort of fricken disaster so unless she wanted to see the village become rubble and was finally seeing her secret dream coming true, she was probably nuts. Well she'd still be nuts if this was her dream come to, but he's pretty sure he's made his point. Smiling during a disaster is like smiling looking at a dead person, fun for you, creepy for everyone else. He doesn't care what kind of excuse you have, but laughing and smiling is damned creepy when there's the threat of death around. Kind of like she's hoping he'll be the one to die and thinking happily about it. Is there a mental institution around cause he's pretty sure he's found an escapee and he's kind of concerned about it. Oh wait, nevermind, the smile is fading, he's less concerned now. Frankly that was a normal reaction to being near Alaister. Walk near him happy, walk away from him miserable - usually that makes Alaister happy. In fact, he was drawn between wanting to shoo the nurse away cause people annoyed him, and wanting to keep her near because she annoyed him and was less daunting than nature trying to kill everyone. Distractions were generally a good thing.
Still when the nurse protested taking Quiet as her pokemon, Alaister lost interest. Especially at the comment of Quiet loving her. "Unlikely, she just wants to drive me f***ing mad. Such a damned nuisan-" "QUITE A NUISANCE,~ NUISANCE~" Quiet interrupted Alaister and tried to finish his sentence, thinking herself intelligent and oh so very clever. To her, this was a game and she was trying to help, but Alaister only hastened to shut the damn thing up by grasping her beak and trying to keep it shut. "Not ironic, spiteful. Vindictive! She f***ing stalks me and won't stay in her goddamn ball either, watch" trying to show that this wasn't a loving, affectionate chatot but a rat with wings he did just that. Clicking Quiet's pokeball and returning her, only to have her somehow bully her way back out and back into Alaister's lap, going back to calling him an a*****e and rubbing her beak against his cheek. He glared and threw the poffin to get her out of her arms. She may think she was a wonderful pokemon, but all she did was irritate the hell out of Alaister. Seriously, who wants to be followed by a chatot who thinks it can sing, singing the same five lyrics over and over and over again. It drove Alaister mad when he first met the damned thing, now she just calls the same things out again and again. She was a broken record and people just kept complimenting her. That's not what you do with a broken record! You are supposed to get rid of it, not hold onto it forever! Oh look...the broken record is back...andddddddddddd digging her talons into Alaister's head. Perfect. Nothing is ever complete without Alaister in pain.
"Will you stop trying to puncture my f***ing head you stupid bird!" He flailed his arms a little to upset Quiet's balance who took the hint and landed in his lap and went straight back to sucking up to Alaister. He could only roll his eyes because there was no other way to deal with the bird, she did what she wanted and wouldn't listen to him, yet she was so attached to him. Why were his pokemon attached to him but screw ups? At least Clutz did his best to listen to Alaister, it just tended to get over excited and mess s**t up. There was a reason it's name was Clutz after all. Still, this was not the time. If anything, he wanted Glam to be with him, not Quiet, but the mismagius would surely try and cheer Alaister up by deciding to send everyone into nightmares. It's bad enough having everyone around him freaking out and crying, having a bunch of people collapsed on the floor crying out wouldn't be an improvement. Glam would only get himself into trouble, plus he was safer where he was and he would rather Glam safe than out in this screwed up mess. What? He did have a heart! It was just small and a little diseased ridden and corrupted but it was there! Still he looked at the woman before him trying to play his anxious nerves off as nothing and ask about what's going on. He'd be put more at ease if he knew that this wasn't just the weather deciding he needed to die. Or even if it was at least than he would know.
He quirked an eyebrow at the name and clicked his tongue. "Ok Lily, whatever. Hardly the time to be so particular about a f***ing name. Not a story book there pinkie, exchangin' names doesn't make the world f***ing stop moving and change the facts." He smirked to himself at his perceived cleverness. There was no mental note going down in his head to match her appearance to the name Lily, hell he wasn't even trying to remember her face or anything about her. Why should he care? She was just a random nurse to him, if he survived he wasn't going to seek her out and try and be buddy-buddy. Oh I wouldn't have made it through this entire catastrophe if I didn't know your name. My guiding light, my beautiful Lily. What a load of bullshit, not the f***ing time to do this s**t. What the hell is her f***ing angle, does she think anyone really cares about that at a time like this. Bleh, I almost want to vomit he thought cruelly, in fact gagging a little. Being vindictive was actually giving him something else to think about and for a moment he stopped his nervous fidgeting until the thought passed and he resumed. Still hearing Lily's simple explanation that it was a tsunami he gave her a very dry look. "It's a tsunami? Well no s**t, I kind of f***ing figured that out for myself considering people keep f***ing saying that. I was pretty sure it wasn't hell on earth or whatever other religious bullshit people were sprouting." He could practically sense people glaring at him but he maturly stuck his tongue out and scroffed before turning back to look at Lily. "I want to know what's going to happen, not that the f***ing thing's name is. Call a pile of s**t by any other name doesn't change what it is or what will happen if you step in it. I want to know what happens." He was so good at these metaphors!
He snorted dryly at the idea he was safe in the poke-centre. Isn't that what deadman says in horror movies? Still he did actually seem to stop shifting around with a nervous energy at the idea that where he was, was prepared for it. So this wasn't just happening cause he wouldn't stop being an a*****e. Good cause even if he said he would, it wouldn't happen. So apparently no last minute deals with the PokeGods today, sorry~ He blinked again realizing that Lily was smiling at him, why was she always smiling? Did she think she was being reassuring? Cause it wasn't. It was weird and unnatural. Was she actually a victim and was her face glued that way? Arg. "Really think this a good f***ing time to be caring about what my name is? Whatever, if it'll make you stay f***ing quiet, I'm Alaister. I work at the bar as the chef," he stated matter of factly. "Only place in town where you can get drunk by ordering water and watch the workers try and kill each other, great place, should see it sometime. Always smells like a dead cat, hard to miss." He snorted at his own humour and Quiet poked her head up and tried to mimic his laughter. Still he flinched at the sound of someone yelling about who cares what. People were always yelling right now, there was no moment of peace. He wasn't sure which would scare him more, sudden silence or a loud bang. He didn't care to find out.
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(O.O.C :: Let me know if you want me to cut back on the swears smile Alaister is very mouthy. Sorry Lily for being so mean to you!)
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