Silabus Wilde
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❁ Wyatt "Colt" Weissheit ❁
- - - History of Magic Professor / Flight Instructor - - -
He was a terrible teacher. He had no clue what he was doing and he was almost sure a few of the students were picking up on it. Luckily it was the first day and he was able to spend most of the time talking about himself. He told them all about playing for the Arrows, about his injury, how he was just a temporary professor. That was probably the first clue. He was a Quidditch player, not a devoted scholar. Especially not to something like history. Still there he was talking about the overview of the class, glancing pretty regularly at the paper telling him what the course normally went over and repeating a few phrases he remembered from the introduction he glossed over the other night. See, he wasn't taking teaching that lightly...he just knew he was the wrong guy for the job. Once that part was over he started talking about his own lineage. While Colt was a pureblood an he would constantly make otherwise rude jokes, the way he spoke about his own background showed that things like status and family heritage meant nothing to him. The names he spelt out were a regular who's-who of people who contributed most to their society in their lifetime. Weissheit's had been making a splash in the wizarding world since the dawn of time and maybe sooner than that. But he nonchalantly talked about it then made it apparent that he didn't want to be called "Professor Weissheit" because that was his father. He also probably made another teaching faux paux when he mentioned that all Weissheit's were Ravenclaws but he was the first in his family to choose a different house and he made it very apparent that his favorite house was and would always be Hufflepuff. Then he winked at one of the students wearing the appropriate robe. Probably not the best idea.
He spent a bit of time harassing Chung Lin, or just "Lin" as he called her. The woman's eyes were always narrowing when he came by but he really enjoyed teasing her. She took it so well and knew how to throw them back at him. He really appreciated that in a person. "Hey Lin! Can you divine what's for dinner tonight? And don't say noodles." Again, another jab at her. "How's your ethnic class going? Everyone learning how to properly integrate into Britannia?" He chuckled and then decided to stop with the jokes. "I've never taught before. Having that many eyes on you is really daunting. And History is a pretty boring subject to teach. It's just me talking, and talking, and praying that I have the answers to their questions." He chuckled. Today, at least, he was wearing slacks with a button-up tucked into the pants. However the issue with that was that whenever he chuckled people could see the muscles in his stomach flex and the button-up was short-sleeved. Whenever Colt was nervous he would bring his arm up and rub the back of his head, causing his muscle to flex and achieving the look of something like a blonde gorilla. He was unaware of this habit though and likely more than a few students noticed it. He continued chatting with Lin for a little bit before going on his way. Colt also made it a point to seek out the Potions Professor and flirt with her a little more. He just couldn't help himself. She was just too attractive. Eventually classes were over though and it was time for what he was actually at this school to do, coach Quidditch.
Later he knew he was going to be up late reading up for the lesson he had to teach. Not only was he going to read the textbook, he also was going to do some research in the library that night. He was sure there was some plant or potion he could use to keep himself up all night. Beyond that he went back to his own dormitory and changed into a pale red t-shirt and a pair of work-out pants along with special pair of tennis shoes he always wore when he got out on the field. He still hadn't unpacked the place and figured he'd do that wandwork when he got back later this evening. For now he had a practice to teach and if his teaching was already in question he knew he had to do a hell of a job coaching. At least Quidditch was something he knew well and intimately. He grabbed his broom from his suitcase and started out the door. The Sienna Storm, is what it was called. A one-of-a-kind original broom that he was famous for riding on. It was made of oak wood finished to a fiery burnt orange color with pure brass cuffs made in an Old World style rarely seen anymore. In a world where even the best Quidditch players were keeping up with the newest innovations in broom making with their Nimbus 4000's, Colt was nothing but defiant against those social norms. In fact, the broom drove home the one thing that was obvious about Colt's personality. He was unconventional, very unconventional, but charismatic at the same time. Just like his broom. Colt walked out the door and despite what Chris had chastised him about earlier, riding his broom in the castle, he was a world-class high-flying Quidditch Player and he considered himself above such a stipulation. Forget Chris and his stiff-ness. He straddled his broom went up into the air, and flying down the halls he went.
He went out the double doors and immediately shot up into the sky before flying over the castle and the Quidditch grounds. Some people got a little woozy from being up this high, especially if they weren't used to it, but he always enjoyed being at the cloud-line. Colt flew lazily over the field and saw that a bunch of bodies were gathering, one was even flying. He smirked at that. Oh that guy was getting it. His eyes drifted to the seats and surprisingly there were people in them. Huh, people who just watched practices for fun. He liked that. Colt swiftly flew down and into the stands. Well he flew to the edge and then jumped off of his broom, his bum landing on the edge and his broom in hand as he looked at the girl he landed by, grabbing her omni-oculars and using them to look down at the field. "So which one of them should get it first? I vote the brunette flying around already." He smirked and handed her the oculars back, looking at her. "Must be a first year. Nice to meet you I'm Colt. This should be pretty fun to watch, kid." He gave her a light punch in the shoulder. "I want a report on what you've seen when practice is over. If you do a good job I'll make you Assistant Coach." He didn't know if he could do that, and frankly, he didn't care. "Anyway. Off I go!" He stood up on the ledge and jumped off, straddling his broom mid-fall when he went zooming through the air again. Colt made a loop back up in the air and then flew towards the group, but mostly toward the Hufflepuff who was flying around on his broomstick. He picked up his speed so quickly he became hard to focus on and outstretched an arm, getting the male by the neck in a headlock before hefting him onto the back of Colt's broom. "There goes your broom..." He smirked. "Hold on!" His broom pointed straight to the ground and the two began to spiral as he swooped in, grabbed the broom with his free hand, reached back to the Hufflepuff with his other hand, and threw both of them off his broom to fall about six feet before standing on his broom and lowering himself gracefully on the ground once again. Colt looked down at the Hufflepuff who he'd just given a ride to. The kid was cute, attractive, brown hair, nice cherubic complexion, and a spark in his eyes. "Rule One: Nobody hits the air until I get here. Or you end up like...what's your name? Well, you end up like him." Once again, he had to have a dramatic entrance, there was no choice.
With his broom he looked over everyone. There were quite a few cute faces in the crowd. Colt was aware that there was some rule against teacher student affairs as well as some law against adults and minors but whatever. What were they going to do? Fire him? There was no way a person of his social class would go to jail over something that petty either. Unfortunately for the law, Colt was able to pull strings and get away with more than he should. The world was unfair like that. So he was treating some of the older students like sheep for his wolfishness to take advantage of. But now was the time to coach. "Mingling. I like it." He said, smiling and nodding to the people who were talking to those not in their houses. "We'll be doing more of that. For now I want to all to gather by station. Beaters with Beaters, Seekers with Seekers. I'm going to show you what the workout routines are going to be." He smiled at them, knowing that workouts were not required previously. "We workout everyday before practice. Then we practice. Your muscles are going to hate you. You are going to hate me. And I'll wait until the end of the year to be thanked." He lifted a hand into the air, his broom now horizontal in the air. "Everyone do like me." Colt brought up his other hand, gripping the broom as if he were going to bench press the small thing. "Now start to fly." His body was suddenly lifted about a foot and a half off the air, his midriff showing from his tight fitting shirt. "This exercise is meant to work on a few things. Your flight control, balance, arm and core strength." He started doing pull-ups with his broom. "With me! Twenty, then ten, then Twenty again. Three sets! Go!" His draconian workout routine was much like that. At one point he was laying on his back on his broom in the air doing sit-ups, bicycles, he had them hang by the brooms then proceed to heft themselves in loops around and around their brooms like gymnasts on highbars. Only after he'd sufficiently gone through a "slow version" of the work-out with all of them, explaining what each exercise was designed to do for them, did he actually go on to talking about actual Quidditch practice. A few people already looked a bit tired. How bad for them.
His eyes spied the groups once again, all of them herded by whatever their function of their teams were. "This practice is the one and only time all teams will practice together. After this it will be individual team practices with me and double practices for losing teams. But for now, I'm going to mix you all up into teams and see what you're made of." He began counting them off until teams ceased being Hufflepuff, Slytherin, and instead were a mix by number. Some red robes were mixed with greens and yellows. "There will be three games. Groups 1 and 3 against each other. Then Groups 2 and 4. And a final game against the winners. Winners get to leave after practice...and losers...get to do another Workout and we'll run a few laps around the field to because...why not?" He smiled at them all, seeing some glares now. "You've got seven minutes to strategize with your team groups 1 and 3. Then we go!"
((All Quidditch Players. I'm just expecting you guys to work out who is on what team and then have teams 1 and 3 start playing their match and decide amongst yourselves who wins.)
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“As if you were on fire from within. The moon lives in the lining of your skin.” -Pablo Neruda
Location: Quidditch Field
Status: Coaching!
With: Lots of students
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