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Hunger Games Rules and Stipulations:
Right, now before you enter that Arena, you need to know a few things. First and most certainly the most important, follow Gaia's Rules and ToS. They could be the sponsor that saves your life, you know!
Now that the disclaimer is covered, let's lay down what you're gonna do inside that arena. This is the Hunger Games, not the Lust Games, so the viewers won't be expecting a bunch of hanky-panky riff-raff out there. However, in the history of the games, there have been a few extremely complicated star-crossed relationships. They never ended well. One in particular was a ruse, and the feisty woman killed her unwitting partner mid-kiss. I can't even bear the thought. So rude. Anywho, try and keep your hormones under control out there, ladies and gentleman. Children watch the Games, you know! Don't do anything your mother wouldn't approve of... oh, aside from... killing people. ANYWAY, I think that's pretty clear. Don't copulate and don't throw bowels around. If you really must, we can provide a time-lapse.
Next, let's get the chain of command under control. You will follow any commands given by the Announcer over the intercom system. You wouldn't want to disappoint Gamemakers, now would you? The last insolent fools that disobeyed a command from the Gamemakers was engulfed in flames and eaten by wolves. Tragic, that is.
Well, enough about the Games. Now to speak about the brief pre-Games events. You will be interviewed in front of the whole of Panem. Please try to present yourself in an elegant and respectable fashion. Also, I sincerely hope all of you are literate. If not, we'll have to give those district schools a talking to. Anyway, some of the fans in the Capitol are enthusiastic and may ask for an autograph or, for the more macabre citizens, your last words on paper. Please do try to give those rare fans at least a two-paragraph composition with proper spelling and grammar. Sometimes we put those on air after the Games. Also, keep any personal talk among yourselves! Unless you are specifically asked in the interview, the fans don't need to hear your life story.
As a last point, you will need to do a certain amount of preparing during your training sessions. If you don't practice, you'll never get far in the Games. Nobody's invincible, after all. If you have any further questions, ask your mentors (myself, xPissedxOffxPoptartx, and - L I 3 X).
Send any and all profiles to myself or - L I 3 X entitled "That's Mahogany!"
IMPORTANT: Check the announcements every day before you post!
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