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xxxxxxxxxxx . Fluttershyxxx✗✗.✗ Bashfulxxx✗✗.✗ I-I, I.... G-G-Gamzee

xxxxthe m o m e n t that i step outside so many reasons
xxxxxxxxxxFOR ME TO RUN AND HIDE







                        (User Image)` Gamzee
                        Oh, Gamzee! It's so good to see you again! I- .....o-oh, Uhm.... uh..... uhm.... [/blushing furiously] Ahm.... [/squeak]

                        xxxxxxxxxx I can't do the little things I hold so dear
                        xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 'Cause it's all those little things that I fear


                        (User Image) ` Westwood
                        [/shrinks] O-Oh, well... Uhm... I-I'm sorry.... I didn't mean to bother you.... Uhm....mmm...... :'(

                        xxxxxxxxxx I can't do the little things I hold so dear
                        xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 'Cause it's all those little things that I fear


                        (User Image)` Hard-Boiled
                        O-oh, well, uhm, I'm sure you'll be able to figure everything out soon enough! Every problem has a solution, right?
                        xxxxxxxxxx I can't do the little things I hold so dear
                        xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 'Cause it's all those little things that I fear


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                                        xxρʀoвʟeмαɗɗιcτ xONLINE
                                        zuzu i separated my heart from my head
                                        i've gotta figure this out; got a story to tell
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                                        X ▸ sherlock holmes )z▸ oddly energetic ) z▸ typing ) z▸ love-struck. jim moriarty )
                                        big city streets are calling me loud, the busy keeps me high. well, this quiet town is wearing me down
                                        xxxxI HAVE NEVER BEEN INSECURE OF WHAT I KNOW


                              ▪ █ john
                                  XXXyou see, but you don't observe
                                  I make you sick now? That doesn't make any sense. I'm sure you ate
                                  something strange.
                                  Oh... I hadn't noticed. Where would I go? Honestly John, use your head.

                                  XXXXXXXXX( τнe ʙʟιɴɗ eye )

                              ▪ █ jim
                                  XXXyou see, but you don't observe
                                  s'w cebo s'vv qod lybon gsdr iye kc govv, sp drkd'c grobo iye gkxd dy gsdr drsc
                                  myxfobckdsyx. led s'w gsdr iye, s nyeld sd gsvv lo kxi dswo cyyx.
                                  s'w cebo sd rkc dy ny gsdr dro pkmd drkd iye drbokdoxon dy lvyg rsw ez. sd'c k xybwkv bokmdsyx.
                                  yp myebco s qyd sd. nyx'd lo bsnsmevyec.
                                  iye bokvvi kbo, led iye nyx'd rkfo dy lo dro gybvnc yxvi myxcevdsxq nodomdsfo dy coo drkd.
                                  s gyevn cki wybo, led iyeb oqy nyocx'd xoon cdbyusxq.

                                  XXXXXXXXX( ʈɦe ∂evɩl ωeɑɾs ωesʈωoo∂ )

                              ▪ █ detective
                                  XXXyou see, but you don't observe
                                  I don't see how getting drunk could ever solve anything. You'll have to enlighten
                                  me. You're right about that. What are you going on about? Is this a game?

                                  XXXXXXXXX( hard-boiled detective ⇡; noir__style ↷ *pulchritude! ❖ weird puzzle ❜ s**t )

                              ▪ █ capricious
                                  XXXyou see, but you don't observe
                                  Even I can tell that you're angry, no, filled with murderous rage.
                                  Directed at whom?

                                  XXXXXXXXX( terminallyCapricious )
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{ll ʈɦe ∂evɩl ωeɑɾs ωesʈωoo∂xx
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User ImageUser ImageUser ImageUser Imagex.i'm happy you answered my calls. i'm bouncing off the walls xx
xx name; Jim Moriarty.

User ImageUser ImageUser ImageUser Imagex.i'm happy you like to play games. why did you run away? xx
xx feeling; Lovely.

User ImageUser ImageUser ImageUser Imagex.i know you wanna break free from this monotony xx
xx love; Why would I do that?


                                                            every fairy tale needs a good old fashioned villain
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                                                              Sorry, but I've got to be going.
                                                              Do try to get on without me.
                                                              Mwah~! xxxx

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                                        xxτнe ʙʟιɴɗ eye xONLINE
                                        zuzui trust you, if it's already been done, undo it
                                        it takes two, it's up to me and you to prove it
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                                        X ▸ john watson )z▸ irritated) z▸ blogging) z▸ Uh...)
                                        on the rainy nights, even the coldest days, you're moments ago, but seconds away, it's true but, it's a cruel world
                                        xxxxHOW CAN THEY POSSIBLY KNOW ALL THIS?


                              ▪ █ Sherlock
                                  XXXwe follow them like fools,
                                  Urgh, no, you didn't make me sick! at least I'm pretty sure you didn't.... I'm not nauseous, I just feel.... light-headed.
                                  [/frown] You never do.... Oh, I don't know!! I don't understand anythingyou do!

                                  XXXXXXXXX( ρʀoвʟeмαɗɗιcτ )


                              ▪ █ Jim
                                  XXXwe follow them like fools,
                                  Maybe maybe not. I always have to worry about your... your ridiculous spying and s**t!
                                  Right. Sure. Of course he did. [/rolls eyes]
                                  YOU DON'T SAY? I hate you!!

                                  XXXXXXXXX( ʈɦe ∂evɩl ωeɑɾs ωesʈωoo∂)


                              ▪ █ terminallyCapricious
                                  XXXwe follow them like fools,
                                  [/frown] Mutant? This is coming from the kid with horns? Look, you - [/stops and takes a breath] Uuugh, I have a migraine. Look, no one is kneeling. Why don't you just tell me what's got you all upset and wanting to cull people?? Hell, I see a therapist, I'm not actually one....

                                  XXXXXXXXX( terminiallyCapricious)


                              ▪ █ Detective
                                  XXXwe follow them like fools,
                                  Ha ha, yeah, that does usually seem to be the case. But you know, I'm sure that it'll be easier once you stop and take a step back to look at everything objectively. At least I imagine so. To be honest, I have someone around to kind of solve all my puzzles for me. However..... frustrating he might be about it. Hey, maybe you should ask him if you're in a rut? He's a bloody genius.
                                  Er, shoulder-crying? [/awkward] Sure, I guess. Whatever. Not like anyone around here would care. [/frown]
                                  Eer..... no offense, but it just sounds like a really bad acid trip. In... a fort.

                                  XXXXXXXXX( hard-boiled detective ⇡; noir__style ↷ *pulchritude! ❖ weird puzzle ❜ s**t)
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xxxx i'm floating around in ecstasy
xxxxxxxSO DON'T STOP ME NOW DON'T STOP ME!
xxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxtonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time i feel alive and the world it's turning inside out yeah!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxtonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time i feel alive and the world it's turning inside out yeah!

xxxxxgamzee makara xx MURDER MODE MURDER MODE xx AlL Up iN My rOmAnCe, BrO ;o) xx online


                                x three patch problem
                                  DAVE ******** STRIDER.
                                  sent me some ******** blasphemy.
                                  honk.
                                  HONK.
                                  honk.
                                  HONK.


                                x fluttershy
                                  hey there fluttershy.
                                  :o)
                                  WHAT'S UP, ********?


                                x the blind eye
                                  YOU'RE THE ******** WITH THE RED ******** BLOOD.
                                  ******** freak.
                                  DAVE ******** STRIDER IS MY PROBLEM.
                                  ******** sent me some ******** blasphemy.


                                x problem sleuth
                                  SIX AIN'T THAT ******** YOUNG, BRO.
                                  how old are you?
                                  YOU CAN'T BE ANY ******** OLDER THAN 13.
                                  honk.

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                  you would look a little better don't you know if you just wore less make-up but it's hard to realize when you're sky high fighting off the spaceships
                  - - AND SO YOU'RE DRINKING IN YOUR ROOM TO MAKE IT ALL GO
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                I tried to find a quiet place that we could go to help you make decisions but I didn't find it easy to tell them apart with double vision
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                xxxxxxxxxxxxx.problem sleuthxxx.drinking for goddamn reasonsxxx.uh, let me get back to you on that

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                              STOP RUNNING AWAY AND GET YOUR a** BACK HERE GODDAMMIT ⊰ ❛ throws his hat down in disgust

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                              Well . . . I can definitely try that, I guess. Look at everythin' objectively, and I'm sure I can finally figure out
                              most of this crap easy that I'll end up getting out of my office in this century. Or at least in a year or so, that'd
                              be nice, there's only so long I can survive in here. ⊰ ❛ rubs his head under his hat I can try that out,
                              if he's that goddamn good at solving weird puzzle s**t. But I dunno if being a genius is gonna help out with
                              most of this crap, maybe if his imagination is pretty high up too. Including his VIM and pulchritude stats.
                              . . . s**t, really? Didn't think you'd agree to that . . . okay, I promise I won't cry like a pansy, but I will settle my
                              face in your collar. And can I just touch your -- wait, no, never mind! Can't really do that . . . that sort of stuff.
                              Not yet maybe -- oh whoops did I just say that? ⊰ ❛ awkwardly laughs
                              It's not a bad acid trip, it's more like a real trip that ends up havin' weird repercussions in the real world.
                              ⊰ ❛ shakes his head Ain't no drugs needed in this crap!

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                              Yes it is, six is like . . . going to elementary school with a lunchbox and playin' jump rope and then cryin' to
                              your mom that she made you eat your goddamn broccoli even if it's healthy for you even though we all know it
                              ain't. ⊰ ❛ furrows his brow Older than six, I can tell you that much! And older than thirteen too,
                              kiddo. I'm a grown man, why do you think I'm drinkin' and smoking and raking up huge amounts of pulchritude
                              in the first place?

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                              . . . Yeah, especially the problems that have NO solution in any sort of NORMAL world. Because, you know,
                              when you're in the middle of a place where everything's solved in weird ways, then there's always a goddamn
                              solution and I've lost track with where I'm going with this.
                              And now I've just noticed that you're a pony with wings and mark on its butt. I should've made sure that my
                              imagination gauge didn't end up gettin' that high. ⊰ ❛ rubs his eyes

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                              ⊰ ❛ groans loudly, waves his hands frantically Why do I have to explain this to everyone? I mean, is
                              it that goddamn uncommon for detectives to get drunk so they can go sleuthing around in the imaginary world,
                              or is this just something that me and a couple of guys do exclusively? Oh, jeez, never mind, I pretty much
                              know what your answer is going to be.
                              Not a game, more like a way to get out of my goddamn office. Believe me when I say that this s**t has gone
                              way out of hand that no way I can't just knock over a door and be done with this.

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      xxxxxxxxxxx . Fluttershyxxx✗✗.✗ Bashfulxxx✗✗.✗ I... G-G-Gamzee

      xxxxthe m o m e n t that i step outside so many reasons
      xxxxxxxxxxFOR ME TO RUN AND HIDE







                            (User Image)` Gamzee
                            O-Oh, uhm... [/kicks hooves] N-nothing, r-really, uhm... y-your mane looks nice today! Uhm.... uuuhhh..... [/shuffles] H-h-ow have you been?

                            xxxxxxxxxx I can't do the little things I hold so dear
                            xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 'Cause it's all those little things that I fear


                            (User Image)` Hard-Boiled
                            Uhm... I-I don't think I'm, uh, qualified.... to help you, that is.... it sounds awfully complicated. )':
                            Huh? Well, I am a pegasus? I mean, I'm sure you have a very vivid imagination... but I'm not part of it. I mean, uhm, no offense, I mean.

                            xxxxxxxxxx I can't do the little things I hold so dear
                            xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 'Cause it's all those little things that I fear


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                                            xxρʀoвʟeмαɗɗιcτ xONLINE
                                            zuzu i separated my heart from my head
                                            i've gotta figure this out; got a story to tell
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                                            X ▸ sherlock holmes )z▸ oddly energetic ) z▸ typing ) z▸ love-struck. jim moriarty )
                                            big city streets are calling me loud, the busy keeps me high. well, this quiet town is wearing me down
                                            xxxxI HAVE NEVER BEEN INSECURE OF WHAT I KNOW


                                  ▪ █ john
                                      XXXyou see, but you don't observe
                                      It wouldn't make sense if I did. I haven't poisoned you or anything.
                                      Unless you're somehow having an adverse reaction to my face. Which would be insulting, honestly.
                                      Hm. What are your other symptoms? I want to figure out what's made you ill.
                                      Don't hold back now. I need to know all of them.
                                      ...Nothing at all? Oh...

                                      XXXXXXXXX( τнe ʙʟιɴɗ eye )

                                  ▪ █ jim
                                      XXXyou see, but you don't observe
                                      Voujm ofyu ujnf.
                                      (ooc) Until next time. (/ooc)

                                      XXXXXXXXX( ʈɦe ∂evɩl ωeɑɾs ωesʈωoo∂ )

                                  ▪ █ detective
                                      XXXyou see, but you don't observe
                                      Obviously it's because you didn't explain in the first place.
                                      If you ask obvious questions you'll get predictable answers. Fine, I wont say it.
                                      I will do my utmost, but you are making it rather difficult. To believe you, that is.
                                      Uhg. Without Jim here, everything just got so much more boring. Why don't you
                                      tell me about your problems or something?

                                      XXXXXXXXX( hard-boiled detective ⇡; noir__style ↷ *pulchritude! ❖ weird puzzle ❜ s**t )

                                  ▪ █ capricious
                                      XXXyou see, but you don't observe
                                      I don't believe I've met him.
                                      You didn't strike me as the religious type the first time we met. Difficult to tell online.
                                      Is there some reason you're repeating 'honk' over and over again?

                                      XXXXXXXXX( terminallyCapricious )
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                                            xxτнe ʙʟιɴɗ eye xONLINE
                                            zuzui trust you, if it's already been done, undo it
                                            it takes two, it's up to me and you to prove it
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                                            X ▸ john watson )z▸ irritated) z▸ blogging) z▸ Uh...)
                                            on the rainy nights, even the coldest days, you're moments ago, but seconds away, it's true but, it's a cruel world
                                            xxxxHOW CAN THEY POSSIBLY KNOW ALL THIS?


                                  ▪ █ Sherlock
                                      XXXwe follow them like fools,
                                      Hrm.... well.... I dunno... I feel really warm.... really light-headed, and my stomache feels empty but I don't feel hungry.... and I kind of want to cringe at everything I say...

                                      XXXXXXXXX( ρʀoвʟeмαɗɗιcτ )


                                  ▪ █ terminallyCapricious
                                      XXXwe follow them like fools,
                                      Okay, first of all, why would my blood not be red, and second of all if it was supposed to be something different, how would you know what color my blood was anyways? >:/ Kid, are you high on something?
                                      Okay, now we're getting somewhere. So this Dave kid pissed you off by.... assaulting your religion? That's an understandable reason to be upset.

                                      XXXXXXXXX( terminiallyCapricious)


                                  ▪ █ Detective
                                      XXXwe follow them like fools,
                                      [/nods] It works especially well if you have gotten stuck in a particular problem. Anyhow, you seem like a smart guy either way. Sometimes you just need to give your brain a rest, you know? But.... however long you can survive you said?? You're trapped? Do you need me to call the police or something? I know them, I'm sure I could get them to respond quickly.
                                      It does sound like it's a little different from the cases we usually have.... then again, that would probably just excite him. He's here, actually..... Sherlock. Sherlock Holmes..... [/looks oddly dreamy for a moment] Er, what and what stats now??
                                      Erm.... it's fine, really. Just.... whatever, I understand. Being in strenuous situations can be emotionally compromising. I was a soldier before, so I understand.... you know, the crying thing. Especially being trapped and all.
                                      Erm, touch.... uh, what?? [/furrows brow] Uh.... er-herm.....
                                      That sounds completely beyond my comprehension, but somehow I think I've got sort of an idea of what you're getting at.....oddly.

                                      XXXXXXXXX( hard-boiled detective ⇡; noir__style ↷ *pulchritude! ❖ weird puzzle ❜ s**t)
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                                            xxρʀoвʟeмαɗɗιcτ xONLINE
                                            zuzu i separated my heart from my head
                                            i've gotta figure this out; got a story to tell
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                                            X ▸ sherlock holmes )z▸ oddly energetic ) z▸ typing ) z▸ love-struck. jim moriarty )
                                            big city streets are calling me loud, the busy keeps me high. well, this quiet town is wearing me down
                                            xxxxI HAVE NEVER BEEN INSECURE OF WHAT I KNOW


                                  ▪ █ john
                                      XXXyou see, but you don't observe
                                      Boring. John. It sounds like you just have a fever or something.
                                      Cringing isn't a symptom. That's just you being strange and ridiculous. I want to cringe too.

                                      XXXXXXXXX( τнe ʙʟιɴɗ eye )

                                  ▪ █ detective
                                      XXXyou see, but you don't observe
                                      Obviously it's because you didn't explain in the first place.
                                      If you ask obvious questions you'll get predictable answers. Fine, I wont say it.
                                      I will do my utmost, but you are making it rather difficult. To believe you, that is.
                                      Uhg. Without Jim here, everything just got so much more boring. Why don't you
                                      tell me about your problems or something?

                                      XXXXXXXXX( hard-boiled detective ⇡; noir__style ↷ *pulchritude! ❖ weird puzzle ❜ s**t )

                                  ▪ █ capricious
                                      XXXyou see, but you don't observe
                                      I don't believe I've met him.
                                      You didn't strike me as the religious type the first time we met. Difficult to tell online.
                                      Is there some reason you're repeating 'honk' over and over again?

                                      XXXXXXXXX( terminallyCapricious )
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                      you would look a little better don't you know if you just wore less make-up but it's hard to realize when you're sky high fighting off the spaceships
                      - - AND SO YOU'RE DRINKING IN YOUR ROOM TO MAKE IT ALL GO
                      xxx
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                    I tried to find a quiet place that we could go to help you make decisions but I didn't find it easy to tell them apart with double vision
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                    xxxxxxxxxxxxx.problem sleuthxxx.drinking for goddamn reasonsxxx.uh, let me get back to you on that

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                                  Yeah, I definitely should go with this objective crap instead of just going through the motions of things. Then
                                  again, it sort of has been working pretty well for me so far . . . except for the whole bustin' up my office and all.
                                  ⊰ ❛ takes off his hat, chuckles sheepishly Well thanks, it's nice being called smart by a guy like
                                  you, one of the nicest things I've been dealing with all day! Oh, oh s**t, no, you don't need to call the police.
                                  There's been . . . weird stuff going on, and then there's the fact the police force is pretty screwed up where I
                                  live. Meaning that they keep being bribed by mobsters and aren't too fond of me. ;;
                                  Probably, it's a lot different than any sort of weird case I've been in! . . . Sherlock Holmes? I was sure he was a
                                  character in a book, ya'know, by that Doyle fella. Then again, he could just be named after him.
                                  ⊰ ❛ blinks, frowns suddenly Stats, guy! Ain't heard of stats before? For example, my highest stat is
                                  pulchritude. Pretty much means beauty, but that's only half of it, I can also win people over with my charm an'
                                  all. Think of it as a natural ability of being goddamn popular beyond belief.
                                  Oh, that makes sense. Only a brawny guy like yourself could be in the army . . . well, alright, so long as it's
                                  not too weird for you or anything, I just need a moment to just . . . you know, lay down my head, collect my
                                  thoughts, and then I'll be able to handle everything easy.
                                  . . . Er, nothing, nothing, I wasn't going to go about grabbing anything. ⊰ ❛ holds his hands up, smiles
                                  widely
                                  Not unless you want me to but I'm thinkin' that's a no isn't it?
                                  Thank GPI that you do understand . . . sort of. I mean, it's complicated, but it's not beyond anybody's
                                  understanding. Even a guy with low imagination can get the hang of it.

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                                  Yes it is, six is like . . . going to elementary school with a lunchbox and playin' jump rope and then cryin' to
                                  your mom that she made you eat your goddamn broccoli even if it's healthy for you even though we all know it
                                  ain't. ⊰ ❛ furrows his brow Older than six, I can tell you that much! And older than thirteen too,
                                  kiddo. I'm a grown man, why do you think I'm drinkin' and smoking and raking up huge amounts of pulchritude
                                  in the first place?

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                                  More complicated than you'd imagine. I mean really, this is ridiculous but I should'a seen this coming.
                                  ⊰ ❛ makes a blank eyed stare Uh huh. A pegasus? Well, I guess that makes sense in some sort
                                  of weird screwed up cute pony way. It's no offense, I mean, my imagination's okay, but it ain't that great. Now
                                  Pickle Inspector's . . . holy s**t is his imagination through the roof. The guy can make himself into a god or
                                  something if he wanted to, in fact I think he probably will do that because some part of me is pretty sure that
                                  there's a direct correlation between the fact our god is named Godhead Pickle Inspector.
                                  Whoops, sorry for ramblin' there, eh heh. ⊰ ❛ chuckles quietly

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                                  Yeah no s**t, Sherlock. ⊰ ❛ sighs heavily, slumps his head in his knees Good, yeah, save the
                                  complete and utter horror that comes outta me sayin' something so stupid that I know what you're gonna say
                                  next, unless you end up flying off the handle in some sort of weird way. Really couldn't care, actually, if you did
                                  that. That'd be pretty unexpected an' I'm used to that already.
                                  How is it that difficult! Haven't you tried it yourself? Or do you already have a high imagination stat so that you
                                  don't have to get drunk off your a** so you can go snooping in the imaginary realm? Ha! I bet you don't even
                                  have to use a fort, that's why it's so hard for you to believe me, huh? ⊰ ❛ prods his chest, grins
                                  . . . Well, sorry bub that I'm not that fascinating. Why don't you imagine I'm your Jim buddy? So long as you
                                  don't put your face right up in mine, that's fine. ⊰ ❛ whistles You sure you want to hear them? They
                                  involve puzzle s**t that's more than anyone can really comprehend. Like . . . A GIGANTIC AMOUNT THAT
                                  s**t'S ABOUT TO BECOME REAL. Does that make any sense?

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                                                zuzu i separated my heart from my head
                                                i've gotta figure this out; got a story to tell
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                                                big city streets are calling me loud, the busy keeps me high. well, this quiet town is wearing me down
                                                xxxxI HAVE NEVER BEEN INSECURE OF WHAT I KNOW


                                      ▪ █ john
                                          XXXyou see, but you don't observe
                                          Boring. John. It sounds like you just have a fever or something.
                                          Cringing isn't a symptom. That's just you being strange and ridiculous. I want to cringe too.
                                          But uhm... I suppose if you're not feeling right, you should lay down.

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                                      ▪ █ detective
                                          XXXyou see, but you don't observe
                                          I assume John took the liberty of introducing me to you already. Unless you
                                          recognize me from the paper. I don't know which is worse.
                                          You're just talking in circles now.
                                          No, I can't say I have. I don't have an imagination at all, and I have never been drunk.
                                          The world of imagination doesn't interest me. There are plenty of things to do here in the real
                                          world, where it counts. Well... usually.
                                          I told you, I have no imagination. Besides. You really couldn't hold up the illusion.
                                          You're not clever enough, no offense. No one is. No one but me.
                                          No, not a tremendous amount of sense, no. I'd still like to hear about it.

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                                      ▪ █ capricious
                                          XXXyou see, but you don't observe
                                          I don't believe I've met him.
                                          You didn't strike me as the religious type the first time we met. Difficult to tell online.
                                          Is there some reason you're repeating 'honk' over and over again?

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                                                zuzui trust you, if it's already been done, undo it
                                                it takes two, it's up to me and you to prove it
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                                                X ▸ john watson )z▸ irritated) z▸ blogging) z▸ Uh...)
                                                on the rainy nights, even the coldest days, you're moments ago, but seconds away, it's true but, it's a cruel world
                                                xxxxHOW CAN THEY POSSIBLY KNOW ALL THIS?


                                      ▪ █ Sherlock
                                          XXXwe follow them like fools,
                                          [/frowns more] Ugh, it's not a cold! I-I... unh, I don't know! I think maybe I do need to lay down, but..... erm.... I want to see you.... gah, I mean, no, that sounds ridiculous. We live together. I see you all the time.

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                                      ▪ █ terminallyCapricious
                                          XXXwe follow them like fools,
                                          Okay, first of all, why would my blood not be red, and second of all if it was supposed to be something different, how would you know what color my blood was anyways? >:/ Kid, are you high on something?
                                          Okay, now we're getting somewhere. So this Dave kid pissed you off by.... assaulting your religion? That's an understandable reason to be upset.

                                          XXXXXXXXX( terminiallyCapricious)


                                      ▪ █ Detective
                                          XXXwe follow them like fools,
                                          Hmm.... well, if it isn't broken, you shouldn't fix it. I guess you should just keep doing what you're doing until you hit a rut. Maybe then the whole objectivity thing will come in more handy.... then again, I think it's probably a good idea to be objective whenever you can in those kinds of situations...
                                          [/weak smile] Oh, well... glad I could help. I guess really small things can brighten someones day pretty easily sometimes. It's an easy thing to forget sometimes....
                                          Urk, what? Are you serious? The police in your area are being bribed? by mobsters?? Are you serious?? That sounds like an incredibly dangerous situation to be in on a normal basis, much less being trapped wherever you are! Please be careful, I'd hate to think that something could go... well, more wrong than it obviously already has. You seem like a good guy.
                                          Book? Hmm.... no, I don't think there's been a book just yet. But my blog about him is pretty popular.
                                          In.... videogames, yes, but personally I don't have any stats. Still, pulchritude does sound like a pretty good stat to have... say, do you think it would be possible, for someone who had a high pulchritude, to use it to sway... a particular person? Maybe, into a state of.... er, a stronger fondness for you? Or whoever has said stat?
                                          Ah, brawny? Well, I suppose I'm not scrawny [/a little proud] But, to be completely honest, I was never really on the front. I was a doctor in the field, actually. But even there things could get hairy fast. And it was obviously full of tensed emotions, what with men facing probable death and all.
                                          Sure, sure. Do whatever you need to. I mean as far as the crying goes. Like I said, I understand. [/pap pap]
                                          [/raises eyebrow] Well, uhh... okay? I'm thinking you;re right about that being a 'no' for the, uh.... grabbing.
                                          It sounds like the sort of thing you really need first-hand experience in to grasp properly...

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                                                i've gotta figure this out; got a story to tell
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                                                big city streets are calling me loud, the busy keeps me high. well, this quiet town is wearing me down
                                                xxxxI HAVE NEVER BEEN INSECURE OF WHAT I KNOW


                                      ▪ █ john
                                          XXXyou see, but you don't observe
                                          I'm comfortable where I am. Why don't you just relocate to my room?
                                          You must be sick if you're asking to see me.
                                          Logging off now. See you in a minute, yes?

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                                      ▪ █ detective
                                          XXXyou see, but you don't observe
                                          You'll have to fill me in on the gory details of your problems some other time.

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                          you would look a little better don't you know if you just wore less make-up but it's hard to realize when you're sky high fighting off the spaceships
                          - - AND SO YOU'RE DRINKING IN YOUR ROOM TO MAKE IT ALL GO
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                                      Crap, I really need to get going here. I can hear those two guys talkin' in the hallway in hushed tones like
                                      they're up to something. Maybe if I charge down the hall yellin' out profanities and being silly, that'll win 'em
                                      over. See you guys some other time, hopefully . . . sure hope it's soon . . . still didn't even get to grab his rump or nothin'.

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