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- Posted: Sun, 30 Sep 2012 22:42:18 +0000
XXYOU TAKE THE BREATH RIGHT OUT OF ME
YOU LEFT A HOLE WHERE MY HEART SHOULD BE
YOU GOT TO FIGHT JUST TO MAKE IT THROUGH
XXXxCAUSE I WILL BY THE DEATH OF YOU
- To think he’d lost! Unimaginable impossible, inconceivable a swarm of flabbergasted words buzzed in his skull like an angry hornet’s nest. Where had he gone wrong? How could an Alice beat him? Him!? HA! No, no, no! This would simply not do! A shadow like him simply did not lose to poofs! He, the very impiety of what precious prissy Linky lacked could not be bested by an Alice! It was like being bested by a Zora in a foot race across the heated sands of the Gerudo Desert. It simply did not happen, unless one was well pathetic and by no means was he that! These….these wounds could not have hindered him so! His pride simply would not accept that Alice had won for her skills, nothing more nothing less. Instead he concocted a ridiculous theory, that ah yes he allowed her to win! It was the only logical idea he could fathom for an Alice was quite…well not a shadow but a hu….man with small ears and dainty features! Sure this Alice held something quite peculiar under those poofs ( which he wanted to know so very badly!) but….that couldn’t have been that powerful to propel her the victor! With a disgruntled pout, and a comical drooping of his elongated ears to seem like a deranged saddened….dog Dark tried to understand….what sanity even was!
Apparently if an Alice lost it…and still wanted it, why….this must be like whatever was under those poofs! Was it powerful too? What did sanity even look like? Could it talk and buzz around like certain balls of annoying light? Goddesses he hoped not…because he would see to it then sanity remain lost! Come to think of it…why was he even humoring her with finding some he clearly had no idea the shape it came in? …He supposed it was the simply fact he needed Alice for unfortunately even if it was sore point for him, several reasons now. The first had been for selfish reasons, to get to where Hyrule was and….simply take her out when her use was fulfilled. Simply and efficient but now….the blistering sun was problematic to the shadow. Not used to the constant source of light, it stun his skin and the only relief was the shadow that….unfortunately was attached to a certain Alice to himself in. If that wasn’t worse then it was the fact not only did her poofs also provide relief from the flaming ball of light but now he was insanely curious what they hid! Ugh! Killing her wouldn’t reveal the secret! Mean what if he killed her and it took whatever she hid away? That would be such a disappointment! And now he had to find something that was so important it had been lost! But was so lost that it needed to be found! Honestly Alice’s were confusing!
Why lose it in the first place!? An irritated click of his tongue seemed to signal for his ears to at least rise slightly. Which still gave him a rather strange appearance but he could not help Hylian’s were expressive! And he even LACKED certain emotions wasn’t that a riot? “ I do not want Hyrule it’s ruled by ill fitting Goddesses, prissy princesses, and ugly Gerudo. I suppose its like sanity I want to find it because I guess its misplaced now “ and kill Link but details right? “ Change my mind? No….I believe my mind has always been the same for I’d hate to change it and have a boring one, why that’d be quite horrible! No no an Alice’s poofs keep that dreadful thing away!” gesturing towards the sun with a wrinkled nose. “ Since I can’t seem to reach it and stab it!” and he acted as if he could! Then again….why had to remember Dark wasn’t quite all there as he suddenly remembered his annoyance with losing and Alice and huffed. Fine! He’d fetch those…..”gold” things but mark his words he let her win as he started towards that male hu….man for the reward. But when he had gone and given Alice the uninteresting currency, his ears full out flicked up in attention. His sensitive hearing catching movement that made his brows furrow. It was one thing to deal with clumsy boring monsters but something stealthy? That mean it had a head, a body, arms…..you….get his point. Not to say monsters lacked heads they were quite big! But…..disappointingly empty that made dispatching child’s play ( ….A very demented child’s game anyway). Now…..he vaguely remembered a noise…..but….it hadn’t sounded like an annoying growl most monsters make. Unaware it was comically a doppelganger to whom else but himself that’s his shield had reflected light…..into their gaze. No wonder it was scurrying about in a daze!
But unaware of such a being, Dark was for once wary….his injuries would make this quite irksome for something that might actually give him a challenge. Annoying Master Sword! Those injuries seemed to linger with how “pure” that blade was. Gritting his teeth when the image of Link’s pitying gaze popped once more to mind he wished to swing his blade around manically and yell! HE WOULD NOT BE PITIED! ESPECIALLY BY HIM! Somehow, by this the last shred of self control he had, the injuries, or perhaps the fact….he simply resorted back to his more “tame” mindset, the shadow was able to ring back such urges. Once could argue it had been Alice’s question that had snapped him back as his gaze focused on her, pondering it seemed. As she approached him the crazed shadow simply rolled his shoulders, giving a curt chuckle. “Perhaps, this is why an Alice should favor big ears, those puny little ears are quite….useless~” he berated childishly, yet also seemed to hint he had heard something. “ But also slow is dull…and this place is boring now” oh yes that answered her questioned brilliantly. As Alice elaborated instead he looked well confused. Something off? What was off? “ Hmph…I simply thought everything was on, but if something is off it explains those annoying boring monsters…..that I let you win” he commented offhandedly. Taking her words as always quite literally, showing off his child like nature…..with not only a literal interpretation but an immature back handed comment. “ But how does one know if something is off? Does an Alice see something? Ah! I never did tell you about those pretty little Sheikah did I~? You see they see the truth and are the prissy, prissy Royal Family’s pets~ Quite annoying really why have such eyes? Why….I’d take them for myself if I could” he giggled dementedly obviously missing the point. “ But yes yes let us find something on somewhere else! This place is dreadful!” Dark complained, his shield acting like a rather…..strange umbrella. If only because it acted to shield him from that sun!
And….why he didn’t understand Alice’s words…he did feel strange…..on edge, like something was bidding its time ready to catch him off guard. As if right but that was merely arrogance talking as Alice checked their earned gold. Why he had no idea, it was all one swarm of mudane brightness, reminding him of the Triforce. And why you’d think that’d make him giddy to think of such power, the thought of it being the Goddesses creations? Was enough to instantly sour any ideas of liking anything gold in color. And apparently very gold itself as he scoffed. Buy? Why did they need to buy! Such was boring why not just take? “ Hmph why there? And not there? Is something off there and not here? Do Alice’s really need tickets so bad? Why not simply take them then? “ he questioned. In his mind it seemed pointless but to each their own….he didn’t suppose. “ Because gold is ugly…I’d rather take instead Alice can keep it, for Alice likes small things!” again with that? But Dark was too stubborn to think otherwise. And that gold was surely smaller than rupees! As he had said that Alice had moved towards the train and with little option and wanting out of this place he followed….no….lead from behind! Yes….that was far better to stomach. While he assumed Alice was going to give the gold they’d….earned ( see? Pointless) Dark was busy adjusting his shield trying to keep that sun out of his eyes that he wasn’t paying much head to Alice. That was until she spoke and he turned…..tilting his head. “ That? What is a that? “looking at the….hu….man right? So why was Alice calling hu….man that?
And what was so interesting about this that? It stood….and looked hu…man, as Alice asked if that should talk to the…person or leave. Wait….was this a hu…man or a that!? Oh…..oh! She was challenging him! Well he could talk just fine, his soured ego taking her words as if he couldn’t! “ Teh! I can talk! Alice can stay and do what Alice’s do!” he furrowed his brows, before spitefully walking over probably….looking quite odd. And yet….Dark seemed to forget he lacked people skills. But how hard could this be? As he approached the person looked impassively…before giving just the faintest look of confusion. “ You are a strange that” Dark……stated merrily before….ears flicked at the…..flat thing? Oh what was that!? If it was a shield it was so puny! Why he could just reach over and throttle this that with little effort! “ But maybe that can be useful yes~? You see I’m in a hurry finding an on and must know which way to go! So if you aren’t then…..” and before his threat could deepen, a questioning look spread before he asked if he heard about the quests. Yes yes he had they had just done one! “ Why else would I be here? Perhaps that are dumb? “ Not realizing the faint frown before….that shrugged and probably thought that was good enough. Could you blame one when Dark was rather….odd as that shield was opened making Dark blink and ears perk. “ I believe Alice he put the off, on now!” and that’s when Dark’s eyes widened. Why! A hu….man appeared! She was….in the shield! He gaped, what magic was this!? As he reached his hand and touched….a cool surface? “ My my! Hu….man magic! The portal is closed! How does she do such!?” he marveled till he was told to move his hand and listen….hmph he took no orders! Stupid that! But he complied….simply because even he was curious now.
…..But this hu….man named Elaine…..did not appear like an Alice, as he tilted his head to the other side as she spoke. “ What is a transit system? …….So many systems!” he gawked before he glared, and nodded…..because he truly believed now Elaine was mocking him! Yes he heard of these requests! Misinterpreting…..it to think this was a monster killing one. As he continued to watched he looked at the paper, …..her talk growing quite boring and why show him? He couldn’t grab it! Even if his hand itched to but before he could the paper was moved and the hu…..man talked and at the motion, he watched as…ah the paper was there! Crafty magic! Exploring? Dangers? HA! He didn’t fear danger he was danger. But it continued and….something about, 50 gold as he clicked his tongue. “ This is quite simple!” oh yes…..underestimating at the representative seemed to refrain from rolling his eyes as he explained the location to be….Salavem? Well how dull that was not Hyrule! ……But was it part of the Land of Wonder? As he pondered that he glanced at Alice. Hmmmm……Possible danger? Possibly killing? Or……paying for….oh what was there to think of as he smirked smugly. “ So what does an Alice say, Alice keeps the gold and perhaps we find this Land of Wonder and Alice’s sanity!” ….oh yes perhaps she had lost it in the Land of Wonder? Silly, silly Alice~.
Location: The Land of Wonder? (Outside Nergal Train Station // with an Alice though debating of this......quest )
Condition: Weakened / Agitated Injuries // Insanely Curious and being a bit of a sore loser
Equipment: Hero's Shield( darkened version) Master Sword( replica not the true one)
Love: Link dead~ Ten feet under dead~