Ask Lucius Malfoy [The Original]

[Lucius A Malfoy]

Well, I've stumbled upon quite a few ask threads. And I've decided to make my own. How else am I supposed to keep my sanity while locked up in Azkaban? So, ask away filthy Muggles and wizards alike. I will answer nearly everything.

Rules:
1. No spoilers
2. No Lucius and/or Death Eater bashing
3. Be literate
4. Use proper grammar
5. Follow Gaia ToS


Avada Kedavra
[The Black List]


Regulars
[>.> People who insist on visiting all the time]
ashlovesdraco!
CathexisRosier

[lorinasrose]

Lucius,

Why did you became a death eater?

[Lady Peixes]

Do you like cake? What are your thoughts on newborn kittens?

[II Fred Weasley II]

Vote for Fred Weasley in the Arena

Lucius, why do you avoid hairdressers?

[Anima Bella]

Dear Lucius,
How do you really feel about the Dark Lord. Any suppressed sexual tension between you two?

[Pride The Greatest Sin]

how could you allow yourself to get locked up in azkaban.

[Roddy Lestrange]

Lucy,

Why must you insist on whacking me with your cane whenever you feel like I'm invading your personal space?

- Roddy

[FlashB7]

Lucius,
Are you ever going to write a book and later have the plot spoiled by the prophet?

[Lucius A Malfoy]

Pancakes,
Well, like the rest of my fellow Death Eaters, I felt that it would further my position in the world.
And honestly, I'd rather be on the winning side.
How about you?
Lucius


Star,
Yes.
I do enjoy cake.
In moderation.
One has to watch his weight.
And kittens are a bother.
Lucius


Fred,
Because they can never get it right.
I only trust Narcissa with my hair.
Lucius


Anima,
He is my master.
Nothing more.
Nothing less.
No sexual tension.
Lucius


Salazar,
Well, I have a few incompitant fellows that I could name off.
But I won't but the blame on anyone else but me.
Lucius


Roddy,
Because you insist on invading my personal space.
I.
Am.
Not.
Gay!
Lucius

[lorinasrose]

Lucius A Malfoy

Pancakes,
Well, like the rest of my fellow Death Eaters, I felt that it would further my position in the world.
And honestly, I'd rather be on the winning side.
How about you?
Lucius

Nah. Am aldready on the real winning side. XD

[Roddy Lestrange]

Lucy,

But Roddy isn't gay anymore!
You knocked the gayness out of me when I tried to peep on you in the bathroom while I was wearing your silky green undies!

Teehee

- Roddy

[Lady Peixes]

Lucius:

What are your thoughts on the meme "Desu~"?

[Lucius A Malfoy]

Pancakes,
Go ahead and keep thinking that.
Lucius


Roddy,
Oh sweet lord.
I am so glad.
Snakey took quite a beating.
Go back to Bellatrix please.
She was quite obnoxious without you.
Lucius

[lorinasrose]

Lucius,

Another question.

How did you raise your kid?

[Roddy Lestrange]

Lucy,

Does this mean you'll be Roddy's friend now?

- Roddy