Ask Lucius Malfoy [The Original]

[Raya Kioma]

Lucius,

How do you get your hair so wonderfully shiny, soft and straight?
Any tips you can give to me to help me get mine like that?

-Raya K.

[Professor Sybil Trelawney]

Lucius,

Since the orb with my prophecy in it broke, are you going to come after me? O-o
~Professor Sybil Trelawney

[x_gokai-okuzuko_x]

Sybil Trelawney

Lucius,

Since the orb with my prophecy in it broke, are you going to come after me? O-o
~Professor Sybil Trelawney

Uhm...Dumbledore said himself that you don't know about it... o_O

[Scapula]

Lucius,

Do you like Doritos? I like Doritos.

--- Roast of Rump

[Professor Sybil Trelawney]

[Gokai.Okuzuko]

Sybil Trelawney

Lucius,

Since the orb with my prophecy in it broke, are you going to come after me? O-o
~Professor Sybil Trelawney

Uhm...Dumbledore said himself that you don't know about it... o_O

But I do gonk

[x_gokai-okuzuko_x]

Sybil Trelawney

[Gokai.Okuzuko]

Sybil Trelawney

Lucius,

Since the orb with my prophecy in it broke, are you going to come after me? O-o
~Professor Sybil Trelawney

Uhm...Dumbledore said himself that you don't know about it... o_O

But I do gonk

Then HOW?

[Miss Lupin]

How do you get your hair to look so incredibly gorgeous?

[Kade Sozin]

Lucius,

biggrin

May I have your son?

I want him. Now. GIMME.

Also, do you like beating him with that cane? I think it'd be fun.

dramallama Frozen dramallama

[Dumb Whore]

Dear Lucius,

This isn't quite a question, rather more a command.

Make hot, crazy animal love to me right now.

I liked you BEFORE the seventh book. In fact, since the second. I'm a die-hard fan.

<3, Apocynum. (You can call me yours, though, baby.)

[Lucius A Malfoy]

Kawaii,
Yes.
Quite.
Lucius


Lestat,
Terrible.
I don't think I can even find the right adjectives to describe it.
And I've heard that before.
Lucius


Gokai,
Yes.
I'm out of Azkaban.
Shh.
Lucius


Raya,
I procure my own shampoo.
But a couple Muggle shampoos give nearly the same effect.
Lucius


Trelawney,
...
You're a waste of space.
Why would I come after you?
Lucius


Roast,
Yes.
Lucius


Miss Lupin,
>.<
I make my own shampoo.
Lucius


Frozen,
You're going to have to pry him off that Parkinson child.
That may take a while.
And no.
Lucius


Apocynum,
I'm sorry love.
But I'm going to have to decline.
But I'm flattered.
Lucius

[Rabies Lestrange]

Lucius,

When are you going to die so I can be there to...you know...pick up the pieces for Narcissa?

rofl

Coward.

Love you!

~Rabastan Lestrange~ wink

[[.Connie.]]

Hello Lucius, May me and your son Draco go on a date :3? heart ( im a pure blood just to tell yeah and in slytherin )



(ps. dont hate me TT^TT)*runs away*

[Lucius A Malfoy]

Rabastan,
Never.
And I'm not a coward.
My allegience would always be with the highest bidder.
Lucius

[Lucius A Malfoy]

Connie,
If you can get him off the Parkinson girl.
Go ahead.
Lucius

[Neve Reina]

Lucius

How badly do you think Narcissa would hurt me if I slid my fingers through your hair?

-Winter