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Beginner's guide to bass Go to post 13 Musician's Forum Sat Nov 21, 2009 6:55 pm
So, you've decided to play bass, but you're saying
"Man, I wanna play bass, but all I got is this thing in my pants!".
Well, obviously, you're going to want to go get a bass.
"But Five, what should I get? That Warlock looks super cool!11!!"
b***h, please. First rule of life is to stay the hell away from B.C. Shitch.
To start off, you'll probably need around 200-350 dollars, or whatever the foreign equivalent of that is.
DO NOT get a "bass starter pack" that comes with an amp and a bass. Odds are, they are complete utter s**t. You'll want to get a bass and amp (most likely a practice amp) separately.
My starter package consisted of a Kramer Focus 420S, and a Behringer BT108 practice amp. This was about $250, but you'd want to have your bass's truss rod and tech adjusted by a professional, or one of the people at Guitar Center.

As far as technique goes, anyone who tells you to use a pick is a complete tool, unless it's Jesse F. Keeler. The way almost anyone worth listening to would tell you to play, is to alternate using your index and middle finger. It's perfectly normal if you don't have the coordination at first, but please for the love of God don't always use your index finger. Always try to practice playing this way, at the minimum. Many of the very fast professionals use three fingers (index, middle, ring), but as a beginner, you probably don't have the dexterity bonus.

You've probably heard of P and J bass', but have no idea what the hell any of this means. Simply put, J=Jazz, and P=anything else. This isn't to say that you can't use a J bass outside of jazz, but that's were it's home supposedly is. It's sound is welcome just about anywhere.

Whoa big boy, you think you can be in a band? I don't give a rat's a** if bass players are in high demand, it's not worth playing if you don't know HOW to play. I recommend getting a bass teacher (or at the absolute minimum, a guitar teacher. Unless you're teacher has 40+ years of experience professionally playing music like mine does, try and get a bass teacher). I suggest learning some classic rock songs, because:
They're generally easy to play
A lot of the classic-classics utilize the first 6 notes on a bass (open E, 3rd fret, 5th fret).

The only bass mentioned in this thing beforehand is a rare example of a**-kicking at a low cost. What I didn't mention, even though you should be instantly castrated for not figuring this out yourself, is to buy a pair or two of extra bass strings. I recommend Bass Blaster, or Ernie Ball, but that's just me.

Who inspires you? Go to post 34 Musician's Forum Sat Nov 21, 2009 5:27 am
Jesse F Keeler.
How can't you respect a guy who plays his bass like it's a shredder's guitar?
Snsd Club Go to post 34 Musician's Forum Sat Nov 21, 2009 4:09 am
the skipping records05
x--IhugzMyPillow
kill whitey revolution
I'm an complete idiot and i know my post has been reported

Oh really? Ahaha x]


Man I dont even know where to start with you.
Snsd Club Go to post 34 Musician's Forum Sat Nov 21, 2009 3:53 am
x--IhugzMyPillow
kill whitey revolution
I'm an complete idiot and i know my post has been reported

Oh really? Ahaha x]

Guess what retard?
This doesn't even belong here.
And speaking of complete idiot, it's "a", not "an".
Get out.
Which guitar should I go with? Go to post 10 Musician's Forum Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:59 pm
X_x Nostalgic Lunatic x_X
For quality go for Jazzmaster, you should also try looking into some Gibsons, when you play on a Gibson it sounds fantastic

GTFO
Which guitar should I go with? Go to post 10 Musician's Forum Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:22 am
Does This Make Him A Bad Teacher? Go to post 17 Musician's Forum Fri Nov 20, 2009 12:45 am
RevsPerMinute
sthurnau009
smarteepants
no

teach yourself. the information is at your fingertips. he'll probably be surprised and impressed if you do.


Not if you want to be pretty good, to learn an instrument regardless of which one, it requires a teacher who can show you what you need to work on and what you are excelling at.
Believe it or not Google is not good for everything!


Google isn't good for everything, but you can teach yourself an instrument to the point where you're very very good at it. I've managed to teach myself everything on guitar and bass that I need to know, and I have plenty of friends that have taught themselves instruments and are at about expert level.

I wouldn't say he's a good teacher or a bad teacher, but if you don't want to learn sax, you should probably just say so. Whether you have a teacher or not, you're probably not gonna learn an instrument if you don't want to learn it.

wat@bold
guitar Go to post 18 Musician's Forum Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:46 am
EvolutionsxDarling
I used to roll on d20s
EvolutionsxDarling
I used to roll on d20s
EvolutionsxDarling
I used to roll on d20s
Guitar sucks and is for fags who can't get p***y by themselves.

No, guitar is an instrument used to create art. It is self expression at it's finest and anyone who fails to realize it is ignorant and obviously is not afraid to make themselves appear unintelligent in public. But then again that is only my opinion. And by the way last time I checked I was female, so does the same apply to me?

Yes it does.

And this generalization is coming from a guitarist. I know enough to see how much my own instrument sucks. All instruments are used to create art. What makes the guitar so special? It's limited, overused, and most people who play it suck too much to ever be taken seriously, therefore the instrument should not be taken seriously.

All instruments are special, I happen to play quite a few. The guitar is just overrated with the posers and the people who believe that the guitar will make them instantly cool. But that doesn't account for the other people who actually appreciate the instrument, so don't group everyone as if they're all the same. It offends others.

OH NO I OFFENDED SOMEBODY OVER THE INTERNET.

I know guitarists who agree with me here. I play it, but it is an awful instrument.

Well your opinion is your opinion. But don't misunderstand me in the process of stating it. Anyway internet fight are pointless.

So why did you start one?
guitar Go to post 18 Musician's Forum Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:13 am
I used to roll on d20s
EvolutionsxDarling
I used to roll on d20s
EvolutionsxDarling
I used to roll on d20s
Guitar sucks and is for fags who can't get p***y by themselves.

No, guitar is an instrument used to create art. It is self expression at it's finest and anyone who fails to realize it is ignorant and obviously is not afraid to make themselves appear unintelligent in public. But then again that is only my opinion. And by the way last time I checked I was female, so does the same apply to me?

Yes it does.

And this generalization is coming from a guitarist. I know enough to see how much my own instrument sucks. All instruments are used to create art. What makes the guitar so special? It's limited, overused, and most people who play it suck too much to ever be taken seriously, therefore the instrument should not be taken seriously.

All instruments are special, I happen to play quite a few. The guitar is just overrated with the posers and the people who believe that the guitar will make them instantly cool. But that doesn't account for the other people who actually appreciate the instrument, so don't group everyone as if they're all the same. It offends others.

OH NO I OFFENDED SOMEBODY OVER THE INTERNET.

I know guitarists who agree with me here. I play it, but it is an awful instrument.

I am one of those guitarists.
guitar Go to post 18 Musician's Forum Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:22 am
Robotic Seahorse
I used to roll on d20s
Guitar sucks and is for fags who can't get p***y by themselves.
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