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Anyone else can't stand Twilight? v.4
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Sun Jul 26, 2009 5:38 am
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Wolvryn moka_cat Makothecrane34 moka_cat Makothecrane34
But that would be a failure because nothing in Bella's reproductive system or anything in her body works.
But somehow a loophole would emerge because this is Meyerland.
That is true. Then if Bella does get pregnant, Meyer will once again contradict her statement that vampire females are sterile and can't carry children.
More fail-logic.
If vampire females are sterile, why aren't the males? Why is the vampire sex drive so strong if they can't produce children? It's pointless.
well in the book it said that female vamps couldnt change so they couldnt have a child cuz a wimens body changes when going through pregnancy
but idk y the guys can change, i mean wtf.
probly just a way to twist the story, >.< curse u meyer
One thing: Please spell everything out and use correct grammer.
Apparently that the male vampires can still get it up and able to impregnate a human with magic venom sperm.
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Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:27 am
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Yes, she would. But then Bella would be conflicted -- ONCE AGAIN -- between which guy should she choose: the John Doe who charmed her or Edward, her soulmate and husband.
She could always go back to Edward and have another baby. I'm guessing it would be time for another canon rape done by Meyer herself.
I suppose since female vampires are sterile, Carlise would transplant a fetus into her.
But that would be a failure because nothing in Bella's reproductive system or anything in her body works.
But somehow a loophole would emerge because this is Meyerland.
That is true. Then if Bella does get pregnant, Meyer will once again contradict her statement that vampire females are sterile and can't carry children.
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Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:16 am
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moka_cat dopefish5 Hey, let's start a petition to have Breaking Dawn directed by David Lynch.
Offtopic: Vimes watches the watchmen.
My friend said there was already a preveiw for Breaking Dawn. It was posted on youtube right after twilight hit the theatres.
It's a fanmade trailer. Not a real trailer from Summit because that would be odd.
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Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:14 am
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moka_cat TempusBliss marshmallowcreampie Makothecrane34 marshmallowcreampie Makothecrane34
Ah, but what about Edward? Where is he in this situation?
He'd probably want Bella back even though HE left HER. Then Bella would be in yet another love triangle mess.
Yes, she would. But then Bella would be conflicted -- ONCE AGAIN -- between which guy should she choose: the John Doe who charmed her or Edward, her soulmate and husband.
She could always go back to Edward and have another baby. I'm guessing it would be time for another canon rape done by Meyer herself.
I suppose since female vampires are sterile, Carlise would transplant a fetus into her.
But that would be a failure because nothing in Bella's reproductive system or anything in her body works.
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Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:02 am
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A package C emerges. Another hot guy enters the situation and one of them falls for him. Thats basically what happened with Ed and Jake. They fought over Bella so Nessie came along to make Jake happy when he lost.
That works perfectly for the Meyer universe. I think another guy would come for Bella, since Jacob would probably be attatched to Resenmee. Then again, there isn't much logic in the Meyer universe.
Ah, but what about Edward? Where is he in this situation?
He'd probably want Bella back even though HE left HER. Then Bella would be in yet another love triangle mess.
Yes, she would. But then Bella would be conflicted -- ONCE AGAIN -- between which guy should she choose: the John Doe who charmed her or Edward, her soulmate and husband.
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Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:45 am
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marshmallowcreampie moka_cat
A package C emerges. Another hot guy enters the situation and one of them falls for him. Thats basically what happened with Ed and Jake. They fought over Bella so Nessie came along to make Jake happy when he lost.
That works perfectly for the Meyer universe. I think another guy would come for Bella, since Jacob would probably be attatched to Resenmee. Then again, there isn't much logic in the Meyer universe.
Ah, but what about Edward? Where is he in this situation?
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Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:02 am
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Yep, Bella could easily find someone else if she was smart but Meyer made Bella out to be a needy b***h who only needed Edward. But when Edward left, she attached herself to Jacob, used him as a substitute for Edward, and basically lead him on.
Hmm, I doubt Bella would go crawling back to her boring human friends; she'll probably date Jacob again and eventually he'll imprint on her and Bella would completely forget about Edward.
But apparently Jacob is already in love with Bella's daughter. Unless he was a polygamist, I don't see how it would work out in the Meyer universe. If Bella can't have him, it means she isn't so perfect, and someone else (her daughter) is better than her. If Jacob did leave Resenmee for Bella, then it means Resenmee isn't so perfect, and someone else (Bella) is better than her. And in the Meyer universe, Resenmee MUST be perfect because she came out of Bella.
Hmm, if that happened, it would be a love triangle situation. Nessie would be fighting Bella, her own mother, over Jacob like Edward did with Jacob only over Bella.
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Sun Jul 26, 2009 1:53 am
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Basically. In Meyerland, if you're pretty, you can do anything you want and everyone won't judge you, convict you, or throw you in the big house.
New topic: There's a quote in Breaking Dawn, when Bella says that she doesn't need a brain anymore because she's a super pretty vampire. ...Um, really? Please discuss.
You can't be serious. confused I have a hard time believing even Meyer would write something like that. That's basically saying you don't need to think as long as you have looks, a message that is normally frowned upon in this society.
As for what would happen if Edward left her... Meyer would never have them break up. Even if she did, Bella could just find some rich guy. After all, she's just soooo beautiful and all the guys want her.
Oh, wait. If Edward left her again, do you think Bella would run back to her regular human friends again? Even when she acted like a total b***h and completely ignored them, they still welcomed her back into their lives with open arms.
Yep, Bella could easily find someone else if she was smart but Meyer made Bella out to be a needy b***h who only needed Edward. But when Edward left, she attached herself to Jacob, used him as a substitute for Edward, and basically lead him on.
Hmm, I doubt Bella would go crawling back to her boring human friends; she'll probably date Jacob again and eventually he'll imprint on her and Bella would completely forget about Edward. Forgive me for this goofy moment...
B-b-bu-but wouldn't that mean... *weak voice* Conflict?
Yes, Tempus. That would mean actual conflict.
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Sun Jul 26, 2009 1:34 am
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Basically. In Meyerland, if you're pretty, you can do anything you want and everyone won't judge you, convict you, or throw you in the big house.
New topic: There's a quote in Breaking Dawn, when Bella says that she doesn't need a brain anymore because she's a super pretty vampire. ...Um, really? Please discuss.
You can't be serious. confused I have a hard time believing even Meyer would write something like that. That's basically saying you don't need to think as long as you have looks, a message that is normally frowned upon in this society.
As for what would happen if Edward left her... Meyer would never have them break up. Even if she did, Bella could just find some rich guy. After all, she's just soooo beautiful and all the guys want her.
Oh, wait. If Edward left her again, do you think Bella would run back to her regular human friends again? Even when she acted like a total b***h and completely ignored them, they still welcomed her back into their lives with open arms.
Yep, Bella could easily find someone else if she was smart but Meyer made Bella out to be a needy b***h who only needed Edward. But when Edward left, she attached herself to Jacob, used him as a substitute for Edward, and basically lead him on.
Hmm, I doubt Bella would go crawling back to her boring human friends; she'll probably date Jacob again and eventually he'll imprint on her and Bella would completely forget about Edward.
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Sun Jul 26, 2009 12:31 am
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Astrid-157 Makothecrane34 TempusBliss Astrid-157 Forgive me if this is old news, but guess what showed up at Comic Con.Stay away from Comic-Con you foul beast! Not even Cthulhu and the rest of Lovecraft's elder gods would touch it.
The funny part is that the rest of the geeks who attended Comic-Con were making fun of the Twitards who also attended and creamed their panties over the New Moon panel. XD
I wish I was there to join the fun.
Damn it, I can't believe that they're making a graphic novel in manga style about Twilight. Absolutely insane.
Ah, it was eventual. But I doubt some of the Twitards will get it because most of them are complaining about that Bella looks too pretty and Bella's shirt that she's wearing looks like something her grandma will wear.
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