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Anyone else can't stand Twilight? v.4
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Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:48 pm
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Arcee1764 Makoto Tsuru Fujiko Kurokawa Lord_Loss_17
Unless they turn "Breaking Dawn" into a movie, which I would actually go to see if it meant that I could see Kristen Stewart be literally [******** into unconsciousness and then have her abdomen ripped open by Robert Pattinson's teeth, and give birth to an alien Chest buster of a baby. Well, the movie is pretty much a guarantee at this point, but all the main cast will need to re-negotiate their contracts, as they're all only signed on for 4 films and not five (BD is supposed to be 2 films). Plus, you know they will edit the hell out of it.
((Fuji!))
Meyer wants them to break BD into 2 films just because Deathly Hallows is going to be broken down into two films. But seriously? BD isn't worthy of two films; what in the bloody hell would you put in a movie that is about 98.8% filler?
No idea.........however if the movie has as much filler as the books then i will be surprised if ANYONE still likes it...........utterly flabbergasted
It'll be a flop, despite having huge box office numbers. Like New Moon: Broke box office records but the movie critics gave it poor, poor reviews.
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Anyone else can't stand Twilight? v.4
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Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:54 pm
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Fujiko Kurokawa Lord_Loss_17
Unless they turn "Breaking Dawn" into a movie, which I would actually go to see if it meant that I could see Kristen Stewart be literally [******** into unconsciousness and then have her abdomen ripped open by Robert Pattinson's teeth, and give birth to an alien Chest buster of a baby. Well, the movie is pretty much a guarantee at this point, but all the main cast will need to re-negotiate their contracts, as they're all only signed on for 4 films and not five (BD is supposed to be 2 films). Plus, you know they will edit the hell out of it.
((Fuji!))
Meyer wants them to break BD into 2 films just because Deathly Hallows is going to be broken down into two films. But seriously? BD isn't worthy of two films; what in the bloody hell would you put in a movie that is about 98.8% filler?
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Anyone else can't stand Twilight? v.4
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Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:50 am
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Aurora Crystal Aura Makoto Tsuru Lord_Loss_17 Twilight Scribe *runs to the bathroom*comes back a few minutes later* That made me lose my lunch right there. That... I have no words to describe just how disturbing the images that were just forced into my head are. Seriously, I think Meyer needs to go see a shrink because if she has these sorts of fantasies about what a romantic relationship is, then she needs some serious help.
To make matters worse, her creepy fantasies have inspired even more disturbed fantasies among females of my generation. It's like a ******** domino effect. She published her s**t, which in turn inspired creepier s**t and allowed it to be published, until eventually there's enough ******** up minds to vote Lautner/Stewart in for presidency in 2028.
Run my friends, for the s**t storm approacheth.
Oh god no. I hope that s**t will never happen because those two know absolutely nothing about politics. XD
Highly doubt that because she can't take criticism. Writers get the nice kind of criticism while presidents get the ugly kind.
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Anyone else can't stand Twilight? v.4
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Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:41 am
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Lord_Loss_17 Twilight Scribe *runs to the bathroom*comes back a few minutes later* That made me lose my lunch right there. That... I have no words to describe just how disturbing the images that were just forced into my head are. Seriously, I think Meyer needs to go see a shrink because if she has these sorts of fantasies about what a romantic relationship is, then she needs some serious help.
To make matters worse, her creepy fantasies have inspired even more disturbed fantasies among females of my generation. It's like a ******** domino effect. She published her s**t, which in turn inspired creepier s**t and allowed it to be published, until eventually there's enough ******** up minds to vote Lautner/Stewart in for presidency in 2028.
Run my friends, for the s**t storm approacheth.
Oh god no. I hope that s**t will never happen because those two know absolutely nothing about politics. XD
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Anyone else can't stand Twilight? v.4
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Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:24 pm
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Lord_Loss_17 kerushii-sushi Animus Inanis Aurora Crystal Aura Makoto Tsuru
Other people who don't get a happily ever after: All the humans Bella knew or Leah because she was a b***h to Bella and can't give birth because she's somehow going through menopause when she's just a teenager.
Not to mention dying by the time she reaches her twenties. I think Meyer forgot to think about that one when she wanted to give ***** a happy ending. (Sorry, had to add that in really quick)
But wait! I remember reading that wittle Nessie will STOP aging at about 17 or so! Then she'll be immortal just like the rest of her freaky family. : D
And if I'm not mistaken, Meyer never explained why the hell she'd just stop aging at seventeen. Also, even if she had the body of a 17 year old, she'll still have the mentality of a kid. So it means Jacob would be explaining sex to her something along these lines:
"So first, you take off all your clothes"
"Okay, uncle Jakey!"
"Then, I'll take my clothes off."
"...Okaaaaay. neutral "
"Then, I'm going to put my big hairy 'woohoo dilly' into your 'vageegee.'"
"What's my 'vageegee?'"
"It's that special place between your legs. Here, I'll massage it for you."
"AH! BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH!!"
"No! It's okay! We're Soul mates!"
Creepy, No?
/facepalm
That's so ******** DEAD-ON on how most of the Renesmee/Jacob fanfics go.
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Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:25 pm
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Reniefuwa StupidDream TempusBliss Aurora Crystal Aura I honestly think that Nessie's rapid growth is a plot device. A plot device that means that Jacob doesn't have to wait long. In Meyerland, everyone gets to have a happily ever after... Except those who want to harm Bella or b***h when they should, they end up miserable![/sarcasm]
How is that sarcasm? Isn't that sorta how it actually works?
Maybe it was a wish that it was sarcasm, because yeah, that's precisely how it works. And everyone who doesn't love Bella either magically does by the end (Rosalie) or gets killed because they're OMG BAD!
Or magically disappear and no one hears from them again? Like the big bad Volturi who was going to take Bella's baby because it was a dhampir, but didn't and resolved all their issues over a tea party.
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Anyone else can't stand Twilight? v.4
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Mon Dec 21, 2009 6:16 pm
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Animus Inanis Makoto Tsuru Animus Inanis Aurora Crystal Aura Makoto Tsuru
Other people who don't get a happily ever after: All the humans Bella knew or Leah because she was a b***h to Bella and can't give birth because she's somehow going through menopause when she's just a teenager.
Not to mention dying by the time she reaches her twenties. I think Meyer forgot to think about that one when she wanted to give ***** a happy ending. (Sorry, had to add that in really quick)
Meyer needs to plan out her s**t.
Oo, oo, oo! I completely FORGOT that one of the wolf pack boys imprinted on his girlfriend's niece and the niece was a toddler! And think it happens in Eclipse so that will be another lulzy scene in the third movie.
Yes! The girl's name is Claire if I remember correctly--and everyone was all in shock about it.
...but why is ***** imprinting on retarded plot hole child not so horrible?
Because retarded plot hole child was child of Bella-Sue and Eddie-Stu and everyone is in love with Nessie! So Quil, the wolf boy who imprinted on Claire, is labeled a ***** because of him imprinting on Claire but not Jacob because he imprinted on the most adorable baby ever!
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Anyone else can't stand Twilight? v.4
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Mon Dec 21, 2009 4:39 pm
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Animus Inanis Aurora Crystal Aura Makoto Tsuru TempusBliss Aurora Crystal Aura I honestly think that Nessie's rapid growth is a plot device. A plot device that means that Jacob doesn't have to wait long. In Meyerland, everyone gets to have a happily ever after... Except those who want to harm Bella or b***h when they should, they end up miserable![/sarcasm]
Other people who don't get a happily ever after: All the humans Bella knew or Leah because she was a b***h to Bella and can't give birth because she's somehow going through menopause when she's just a teenager.
Not to mention dying by the time she reaches her twenties. I think Meyer forgot to think about that one when she wanted to give ***** a happy ending. (Sorry, had to add that in really quick)
Meyer needs to plan out her s**t.
Oo, oo, oo! I completely FORGOT that one of the wolf pack boys imprinted on his girlfriend's niece and the niece was a toddler! And think it happens in Eclipse so that will be another lulzy scene in the third movie.
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Anyone else can't stand Twilight? v.4
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Mon Dec 21, 2009 4:16 pm
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TempusBliss Aurora Crystal Aura I honestly think that Nessie's rapid growth is a plot device. A plot device that means that Jacob doesn't have to wait long. In Meyerland, everyone gets to have a happily ever after... Except those who want to harm Bella or b***h when they should, they end up miserable![/sarcasm]
Other people who don't get a happily ever after: All the humans Bella knew or Leah because she was a b***h to Bella and can't give birth because she's somehow going through menopause when she's just a teenager.
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