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Anyone else can't stand Twilight? v.4
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Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:11 am
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Shader-san OH.
MY.
GOD.
This is just... my god...
http://www.mylifeistwilight.com/
Gross. gonk
Oh yesterday in my health science education class, these three girls who sit at my table were just blabbing about New Moon. They kept mentioning that 'Jacob' (they didn't know Sharkboy's real name) was oh-so-fine and whatnot. I just sat there, reading The Gunslinger and not saying a word like I usually do. I was just itching to put my opinion in, but I decided to keep it to myself.
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Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:26 am
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Aurora Crystal Aura Makoto Tsuru Aurora Crystal Aura Is it just me or did they make most of the guy characters in the New Moon movie shirtless just for the sake of fanservice.
Just for the fan service. Ugh...I mean, Rob's bony arse was given air-brushed abs for the sake of fanservice and it looked very grotesque looking in my opinion.
Yes. XD And like the guy who played Emmett said that he and Rob personally trained together, but that was bullshit. I mean, it wasn't that hard to figure out they were fake because they didn't look 3D.
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Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:01 am
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Aurora Crystal Aura Is it just me or did they make most of the guy characters in the New Moon movie shirtless just for the sake of fanservice.
Just for the fan service. Ugh...I mean, Rob's bony arse was given air-brushed abs for the sake of fanservice and it looked very grotesque looking in my opinion.
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Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:55 am
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Xero Kings I hope this is okay to post this, but...
I kinda liked the series, except for the last book, Breaking Dawn. First off, she went against her own rules for the vampires and gave Edward the "magic juice (something my old teacher called) and impregnated Bella. Then, she wasted over 200 hundred pages on Jacob's part, making us think there was something going to happen, but nothing did. Then (and this is what killed it) we're thinking some war is gonna happen because Bella gave birth to (basically) a half vampire. We see all these characters and read all these cool dialogue (that was wasted, people!) and for what? To see Alice come and save the day from out of freakin' nowhere? Happily ever after my a**!! scream
Oh, you'll love what Meyer said about the non-final battle: She said it was a mental battle between the two opposing forces. I might be paraphrasing since it almost six in the morning here and my memory isn't the best at this time of the morning, but yeah, that's what Meyer said on the Breaking Dawn FAQ.
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Tue Dec 01, 2009 2:28 am
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X_JessicaHamby_X Animus Inanis X_JessicaHamby_X What I hate, is the fact that you guys take so much time out of your day to continuously bash on a book that you don't have to pick up. It's not like, if you don't read the Saga oh your going to be damned to hell. There are I estimate, a total of 100 hate and love Twilight Saga threads. Give it a break. Some people like it some don't. People who love it stop trying to annoy the people who hate the book with your crazed obsession. People who hate the books, stop being a COMPLETE a*****e for once at let the obsessors obsess PLEASE.
I myself like the series, I read it before it became a crazy-craze haha. I may have posters the books and some buttons but, that does not make me a crazed fan.
The Team Jacob and Team Edward thing is their own thing they like to do. I am happy to say I am all for Team Jacob but, I won't flaunt it around like crazy and bash Team Edward.
Please just give this crap a break PLEASE.
Ummm...The fact that you took the time to come here and type out your little rant makes me raise the hypocrite flag.
You have to realize that we need our own space to vent about having to put up with the idiots all day. In fact, we have Twilight FANS that come here to vent about the spammers (on BOTH sides) with us.
Please think a little bit before posting. Thank you. I love the fact that you call the people who like it idiots, it's so nice of you.
How am I a hypocrite.
I read the book, I don't LOVE it but, I dont hate it.
Really? Do you assume that all antis call even the sane fans 'idiots'? No. We have hearts, y'know. Not all SANE (Keyword; sane) antis like me and others on here aren't like that. I seriously don't devote my life to criticizing Twilight; this is merely a hobby for me.
And regulars, please, please don't break any of the rules.
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Tue Dec 01, 2009 1:27 am
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Animus Inanis Makoto Tsuru Lord_Loss_17 Animus Inanis Lord_Loss_17 Or just from reading Breaking Dawn. Even one of my friends, who once actually said that Stephanie Meyer was a genius, thought that one was screwed up.
Even pretty hardcore fans admit to Breaking Wind being complete crap (hur hur, bad pun). This is why one always needs ones works edited!
Hmm. Does that mean Breaking Wind was self-published, technically?
No, Stephenie Meyer just doesn't use a damned editor, just like the egotistical author of the godawful "Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter" series. In fact, SMeyer has her brother delete all of her negative E-mails before she goes to her inbox.
Like Laurell K. Hamilton, S.Meyer doesn't admit that her writing style has gone downhill since the first book she's ever written. Plus, she wouldn't be able to listen to her editor because the editor will be telling her how to fix her writing and not singing praises about it all the time.
Ah, that's right, because negative criticism 'hurts' her. Ugh. Remind me to b*tch-slap this woman if I ever meet her--and remind me to wear all of my finger armor while I do so!
She just...violates so many of the 'laws' of creative writing that it's not funny...
Trust me, when people don't like one of her characters, she does what every fanfiction writer does: whine and say that very hurtful to her characters.
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Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:57 am
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Lord_Loss_17 Animus Inanis Lord_Loss_17 Or just from reading Breaking Dawn. Even one of my friends, who once actually said that Stephanie Meyer was a genius, thought that one was screwed up.
Even pretty hardcore fans admit to Breaking Wind being complete crap (hur hur, bad pun). This is why one always needs ones works edited!
Hmm. Does that mean Breaking Wind was self-published, technically?
No, Stephenie Meyer just doesn't use a damned editor, just like the egotistical author of the godawful "Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter" series. In fact, SMeyer has her brother delete all of her negative E-mails before she goes to her inbox.
Like Laurell K. Hamilton, S.Meyer doesn't admit that her writing style has gone downhill since the first book she's ever written. Plus, she wouldn't be able to listen to her editor because the editor will be telling her how to fix her writing and not singing praises about it all the time.
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Mon Nov 30, 2009 10:50 pm
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Animus Inanis Makoto Tsuru Animus Inanis Makoto Tsuru Animus Inanis
From what Spoony said, the director couldn't even come up with good chase scenes.
...and didn't we already realized that the Volturi and anyone associated with them fails so much that my six-year-old sister could take them all on? If you don't know what I'm talking about, allow me to explain that I'm pointing emphatically at Breaking Wind.
Oh Lord...can you just imagine how these people are going to portray that pathetic excuse for a battle?
Ani, you should really see the fight scenes in New Moon. It's laughable because the only thing they're doing is basically a repeat of the epic fail of a fight between James and Edward from the first movie: they're just throwing each around. XD
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I think I'll stick with my giant robots beating the ever-living sh*t (...or would it be energon?) out of eachother, thank you.
Then again, the movie is just reflecting what's in the books: pathetic excuses for conflict and battle.
And the thing is that the people who played the Volturi are actually PROUD of their shitty-a** fight scenes.
I think I feel my lunch coming back up...
No! Luke Goss and...whatever that dude's name is that played Hellboy can be proud of their fight scenes, the extras in Lord of the Rings can be proud of their fight scenes, Tony Jaa and the other guys in the Protector can be proud of their fight scenes--those were actually good and required some f*cking skill!
The Volturi failed enough in the book, but now their movie counterparts fail worse...and their actors are proud of it...The Hell?!
And don't forget about the people who actually had to learn fight styles and how to use weapons for a movie. And they were all proud that they did their own stunts. ...Really? Some of that s**t they do only happens because of a ******** harness.
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Sun Nov 29, 2009 8:53 pm
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Animus Inanis Makoto Tsuru Animus Inanis Makoto Tsuru Aurora Crystal Aura Why do the Twilight "Saga" movies try hard to be dark?
First movie: It tried hard to be 'dark' with the use of blue filter, making it very dark looking, and making Alice rip off James' head, but you only saw the shadow of her doing the task.
Second movie: The director is trying to make it a little badass with the wolf pack and the fight scenes. But they fail. I mean, the Volturi are absolute pussies so how could they fight. XD
From what Spoony said, the director couldn't even come up with good chase scenes.
...and didn't we already realized that the Volturi and anyone associated with them fails so much that my six-year-old sister could take them all on? If you don't know what I'm talking about, allow me to explain that I'm pointing emphatically at Breaking Wind.
Oh Lord...can you just imagine how these people are going to portray that pathetic excuse for a battle?
Ani, you should really see the fight scenes in New Moon. It's laughable because the only thing they're doing is basically a repeat of the epic fail of a fight between James and Edward from the first movie: they're just throwing each around. XD
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I think I'll stick with my giant robots beating the ever-living sh*t (...or would it be energon?) out of eachother, thank you.
Then again, the movie is just reflecting what's in the books: pathetic excuses for conflict and battle.
And the thing is that the people who played the Volturi are actually PROUD of their shitty-a** fight scenes.
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Sun Nov 29, 2009 6:08 pm
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Animus Inanis Makoto Tsuru Aurora Crystal Aura Why do the Twilight "Saga" movies try hard to be dark?
First movie: It tried hard to be 'dark' with the use of blue filter, making it very dark looking, and making Alice rip off James' head, but you only saw the shadow of her doing the task.
Second movie: The director is trying to make it a little badass with the wolf pack and the fight scenes. But they fail. I mean, the Volturi are absolute pussies so how could they fight. XD
From what Spoony said, the director couldn't even come up with good chase scenes.
...and didn't we already realized that the Volturi and anyone associated with them fails so much that my six-year-old sister could take them all on? If you don't know what I'm talking about, allow me to explain that I'm pointing emphatically at Breaking Wind.
Oh Lord...can you just imagine how these people are going to portray that pathetic excuse for a battle?
Ani, you should really see the fight scenes in New Moon. It's laughable because the only thing they're doing is basically a repeat of the epic fail of a fight between James and Edward from the first movie: they're just throwing each around. XD
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