No lag, nothing to collect, no one to kiss and/or stake through the heart. That's what everyone gets for complaining so f'ing much. The devs are geniuses. "Let's give them an item and watch them make theories and speculate about it all day!!"
Brilliant.
"They wanna complain about getting crappy items? They complain when they don't get items at all? They want plot updates?! Well, GCD, here's an item that's f'ing ticking!!! From the freakin' EASTER BUNNY!!! It could be a plot update, there might be more, but YOU JUST DON'T KNOW!!! BWAHAHAHAHA WE FINALLY WIN!!!"
No spoons. You don't deserve them. But the devs do.
I think you're on to something. I'd feel the same way if I were a dev for gaia. Hell, I feel the same way as it is!
Then a bunch of disgruntled weeaboos get teargassed and shot with non-lethal SWAT weaponry. Lol.
