Kurse the Immortal
THE FOLLOWING IS A TRUE STORY: A few years ago a girl I hooked up with took a picture of my p***s. She said she wanted 'something to remember me by'. I was drunk and high,so I said "Sure!" A couple months later, I run into her blog on MySpace. It seems she started a group with pics of all the guys she ********. Guess who's pics was there? MINE. With my email address, phone number, and home address. Needless to say, this led to a numbers of sexual encounters with women who said they always wanted to ******** a big d**k. That was a busy summer......
Which brings me to my question: Why is it that women say "Size doesn't matter", yet when they find out how big I am(8in. soft,11in. hard,FYI), their first reaction is to drop to their knees? Does size really matter, or not?
Which brings me to my question: Why is it that women say "Size doesn't matter", yet when they find out how big I am(8in. soft,11in. hard,FYI), their first reaction is to drop to their knees? Does size really matter, or not?
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*I smell a troll! ;D*
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*I smell a troll! ;D*
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