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CRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIG
Aaaagee: I dooon't knooooow.
Gennndeerrrrrrr: Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaleeeee.
Speeeeech paaaterrrrns: Taaaaalks liiiiike a daaaaairy faaaarmerrr, or perhaps a stooooooooooooooooner.

Craaaaaaig is a guuuuuuuuy who haaaang arooounnd the citizeeeeeeens of Charismaviiiiiilllllllllllllllllle. He maaaaaarried Rya oooooooonceee. They had a kid named Rygaaaaaaar, but then they got divooooooorced...muuutuaaaaallllly. He also once had Sliiiim be his record produuuucerrrrr, but that projeeeeeccctt faaaaaailed like a paaaaaail. Appareeeentlyyyy, he can shoot moneeeey out of his a** that smells like Cyndi Lauperrrrrr.

CASSIDY LASTNAME
Age: 25
Gender: Hat...booooyyyyy?!
Occupation: Cloaked Figure. SPOILERS LOL
Bewbs: Something-B
Blood Type: What?

Cassidy went to "seaschool" with a bunch of the Sea Peepz, and went to college on Hydrox because they had a great volleyball team and local punk bands were pretty kickin'. So basically, reasons that have nothing to do with college. According to Joel, she smells like flowers. According to creator Matt Wilson, she is the Cloaked Figure. According to Mandy SHE IS A CRAZY TRAITOROUS b***h! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUHDSFHLWERKHJ LO;INJHLWENHD and she has a weird limerence for Phil.

WOW I SUCK AT THESE. D:

JUNE CRANE (TOTALLY NOT A PSYCHIC)
Age: No one cares.
Gender: Never mind
Occupation: Lamp
Boobs: Barely any to speak of.
a**: Eh.

June is the ignored character. She does get more screen-time in season 7, though, so it's all cool. Apparently, she isn't a robot, but only pretended to be one in earlier episodes for sympathy.

You can assort the information any way you want. Add fields after occupation or something.

ELLY STRIFE
Age: Aren't they all 20-something? I've forgotten all of their real ages. I wanna say 23.
Gender: Fememememmemale
Occupation: Hacker/Blogger
Boobs: My eyes say 36C.

Being the girl next door, Elly was at one point the apple of Phil's eye. She fell for Joel instead, for reasons we're all unsure of. She's changed outfits and voices but not as much as Rya did.

Alright, bios nao.

JOEL DAWSON
Age: 20-something, possibly 29.
Gender: Dude-male-guy
Occupation: "Retarded" Scientist

Joel lives with/leeches off of Phil and is usually the cause of all of the crazy antics encircling the group. The inventions he makes usually never work, or, in the crazy case that they do work, won't help the situation at hand. Except that one time. When faced with an obstacle, Joel will try to overcome in it the most difficult way possible.
And something something.

9 times pi?

Wish I had the wiki to look at. It was probably upwards of 20.

EDIT: Sure, bios are now. But I'll be busy with PHP-Nuke correctly-working installation. biggrin And food.

Three friends become the guinea pig of a BRILLIANT INVENTOR.
The goal? To create the greatest webtoon ever.
They failed. Now witness the failure!
BONUS STAAAAAAGE!

From the Couch Slave site:
Synopsis: Phil Argus would've preferred a life without wacky shenanigans and animated slapstick. Instead, he is forced to weather the storm of a brilliant but extremely dense inventor (Joel), an obsessed fangirl (Elly) who idolizes Joel, and a robot (Rya) who hates everyone and everything (including cupcakes and Arbor Day!!). As can be expected of shows with vague descriptions, crazy science fictional happenings take place, and all types of terrifyingly lame villains challenge them, from lazy aliens to fired mailmen to angsty teenagers to the Devil himself.
Style: Limited animation with moments of exaggeration and slapstick.
Episodes: 89 x 7/15/22 min.
Production: Ended in 2006.

I try and I try to keep this thread alive.
23
20
and a 20.
Plot 46 for the Mythrill Armour.

...I think Paul left. :[

Tempted to bump, but I forgot I still have another roll.

23, 20 aaaannnnnddddd...?

I'ma go for my second roll now.
Paul has a lot of catching up to do, methinks.

EDIT: And since no one seems to be entering the Mythrill Armour lotto, I'll take plot 46. I might make a Fred Bonaparte alt. :]