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I haven't gotten ANY of these jokes I guess I am not a science nerd haha smile
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You know that you're a science nerd when you know what the E. in E.coli stands for xd
Also, when you hear about E.coli on the news and automatically think "They're talking about strain 0157, right?" xd Apart from that, I'm pretty dumb for a science nerd emo ~Nya-ha!~ blaugh |
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... You know you're a science nerd when you are too busy reading "The Complete Idiot's guide to String theory" to study for your physics test
... you know you're a science nerd when you wince whenever the terms "grand unified theory" and "the theory of everything" are used interchangably ...(in the case of a friend) you know you're a science nerd when you get so excited you can't speak when talking about the Kepler telescope |
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You know when you're a science nerd when you can't wait for the new Hubble space telescope pictures to come out.
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(wow I thought I was a nerd until I read these and realized that I don't understand most of them. maybe I'll just stick with the psychology forum)
You know you're a science nerd if one of the books you have always wanted to read was the DSM IV. (in the case of my dad)You know you're a science nerd if you sleep through horror movies but not the NASA channel. |
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You know you're a science nerd when you show serious disdain for arts students and their one hour language labs. OR when you complain at great length that the arts students have sunshine and roses on their side of academia, and that some engineering students will NEVER understand organic chemistry, and may fail it regularly for a few years yet.
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You know you're a science nerd when...
...you buy a book called "Reinventing Gravity" which explains how Newton and Einstein could be wrong and actually read it and get excited about it. ...you know what dark matter and dark energy are. ...you know the visible light spectrum in nanometers and electron volts. ...you know what CBO, band gap, QCL, and QW's are. |
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science nerd when you talk and talk about medical things or things that might not interest other people which seems so interesting for you.
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(my frind did this) You know your a science nerd when you create a pokemon classifcation system, you know Kingdom Phylum Class Order Family Genus Species. (if you want a copy just pm me).
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You know your a science nerd when you have 3 monitors to your computer, and have a t.v. right next to them so you don't have to get up to play some video games. =D
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You know your a chemistry nerd when banning "dihydrogen monoxide" pamphlets handed out on your school campus cause nerd rage.
You know your a Physics nerd, when you have a dream about a breakthrough in the Realm of the Grand Unified Theory, and you've won the Nobel Prize for your break through research in Decoherence models. You know your a math nerd, when you've memorized pi to at least 100 places for no greater purpose than the delightful irrationality of the ratio. You know you're just a nerd, when the (pretend) loss of your Ti series calculator causes panic attacks. |
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You know you're a science nerd when you're idol is Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman Age 27 PhD Theoretical Physics He was working as a lab assistant at the time of the resonance cascade and had to fight his way through the mess to get to the Xen Borderworld which is a dimension in-between ours and the one that the Combine came from. He was taken to a seperate dimension by the one known as Gman and was taken to the dimension 10 years in the future when the Combine had completely conquered Earth and harvesting it's many resources. |
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DB Tempest You know your a science nerd when you watch sci-fi show and critisie them for being wrong... oh and if you understand everything on this page...your definatly one I've been found out! OH No *uses cloaking device* |
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Volt Opt You know your a science nerd when you have 3 monitors to your computer, and have a t.v. right next to them so you don't have to get up to play some video games. =D Holy sh- That's my brother!!! |
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mmstick You know you're a science nerd when you're idol is Gordon Freeman. Gordon Freeman Age 27 PhD Theoretical Physics He was working as a lab assistant at the time of the resonance cascade and had to fight his way through the mess to get to the Xen Borderworld which is a dimension in-between ours and the one that the Combine came from. He was taken to a seperate dimension by the one known as Gman and was taken to the dimension 10 years in the future when the Combine had completely conquered Earth and harvesting it's many resources. For such a fan, you should iron your story out. If Alyx was a baby at Black Mesa and Gordon is 10 years in the future, she's like 12 years old, tops. |
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