I declare myself, Creator of the MTM-ray 2000

[Vicious.Cold.Cleansweep]

The first MTM-ray (Mutilated Titan Maker) Was created By Arrison V. Sienna. He did experiments on animals, and it turned out a failure. However, My great great great grandfather founds his MTM-ray plans and started work on it immediately. It has been passed on through Generations, to me, Jack Lanes the III. I have constructed a New modified Z-ray, and even tested it on frogs. This is what it's done. through my calculations: Exlpoded a hampster my giving it over doces of Eon Radiation, caused my dog's tongue to swell up, and even crippled a flower. With a few more touches, I should be able to mutant living organisms. ...

[grampy bone]

one this is a sereous forum, so don't post s**t
two is that you nicky?

[WastedReality]

You can't possibly be serious. Don't Make Santa Go Ape s**t On You With His Sack Of Toys! smile

[GamerXR72]

Wow, you could market a ray that makes hamsters explode you know...

[Church-of-Oranges]

That's awsome! BLOW MORE STUFF UP!