do u believe that we evolved from monkeys?

do you believe that we evolved from the ancestors of monkeys?

yes	55.8%	[ 241 ]
no	35.4%	[ 153 ]
not sure because you dont know anything at the matter of this topic	8.8%	[ 38 ]
Total Votes:			[ 432 ]

[Shokushu]

Golden Dysprosium

LittleMiss_Possible

People (well, stupid people) believe that the behemoth can't be an elephant or hippo since the scripture claims the tail "moved as a cedar" saying that elephant and hippo tails aren't large enough to be "cedar-like." The fatal flaw here is that "moved like a cedar" had "cedar" describing the movement, slow and stiff, not the size. I really hate Ham. His logic is warped and so many good people buy into his ignorance.

They don't need a museum. When watching this, try not to punch your screen.
As for the Behemoth:
The text from the Book of Job 40 (Judaica Press Bible) is as follows:

Quote:

15 Behold now the behemoth that I have made with you; he eats grass like cattle.
16 Behold now his strength is in his loins and his power is in the navel of his belly.
17 His tail hardens like a cedar; the sinews of his tendons are knit together.
18 His limbs are as strong as copper, his bones as a load of iron.
19 His is the first of God's ways; [only] his Maker can draw His sword [against him].
20 For the mountains bear food for him, and all the beasts of the field play there.
21 Does he lie under the shadows, in the covert of the reeds and the swamp?
22 Do the shadows cover him as his shadow? Do the willows of the brook surround him? 23 Behold, he plunders the river, and [he] does not harden; he trusts that he will draw the Jordan into his mouth.
24 With His eyes He will take him; with snares He will puncture his nostrils.

So going off that, is the Behemoth more likely
A: A sauropod
B: A Hippo
C: Chuck Norris

Thanks to 19 there's some extra support for C since Chuck just popped into existence so that would explain why nobody can kill him.

[Anima De Arcana]

I will not speak of Chuck for he will kill.

[Shokushu]

Chuck can know the position AND velocity of particles surprised

[SOADrox429]

Shokushu

Chuck can know the position AND velocity of particles surprised

eek

[Purple Fairy Of Doom]

I don't know, I think considering our greatness, which can't be denied, that we are seperate from any other form of life on our home planet. I think we could have simply popped into being as a form of energy that later took physical form, its realy hard to say.

[Golden Dysprosium]

Tombless Chernobog

I don't know, I think considering our greatness, which can't be denied, that we are seperate from any other form of life on our home planet. I think we could have simply popped into being as a form of energy that later took physical form, its realy hard to say.

Uhhh....if you mean a puddle of chemicals that assembled itself from a non-organic compound to DNA, then....sure....but that's not evolution. neutral

[i forget-myname_6]

I'm going to make this clear as possible:

WE DID NOT EVOLVE FROM ancestors of MONKEYS


we human and thats it

[Golden Dysprosium]

i forget-myname_6

I'm going to make this clear as possible:
WE DID NOT EVOLVE FROM ancestors of MONKEYS
we human and thats it

I don't understand. neutral

[Manilla Godzilla]

No. I believed that we evolved from the same ancestor as monkeys. Monkeys and humans are cousins who share a fairly recent ancestry, NOT steps leading up in a single evolutionary chain.

[dragonmatt5]

i forget-myname_6

I'm going to make this clear as possible:

WE DID NOT EVOLVE FROM ancestors of MONKEYS


we human and thats it

I disagree. Now comes the part where we each have to submit our case to prove our claims. Fortunately for me my side has several decades worth of research and countless scientist backing it up, as well as a lack of sufficiently conflicting arguement. Now what do you have to back your opinion up with, hmm?

also Ida the not-lemur skeleton would be an example of a common ancestor, wouldn't she?

[Shokushu]

i forget-myname_6

I'm going to make this clear as possible:

WE DID NOT EVOLVE FROM ancestors of MONKEYS


we human and thats it

So then what you're saying is that monkeys evolved from our ancestors? Ya, that must be it.

[Golden Dysprosium]

Shokushu

i forget-myname_6

I'm going to make this clear as possible:
WE DID NOT EVOLVE FROM ancestors of MONKEYS
we human and thats it

So then what you're saying is that monkeys evolved from our ancestors? Ya, that must be it.

Show of hands for who thinks he put in "ancestors of" after he posted it? xd

[Anima De Arcana]

Raises hands, ninja style. ninja

[M i n Z_L e m o n]

WE DIDNT EVOLVED FROM MONKEy !
if we ivolve from we.. why we didnt have TALE ? burning_eyes

[Anima De Arcana]

Xman_amin55-

WE DIDNT EVOLVED FROM MONKEy !
if we ivolve from we.. why we didnt have TALE ? burning_eyes

I think part of me just died.