*puts on her Anthropologist (one who studies the human species) nerd cap*
1. As many have pointed out, we did not evolve from monkeys. We evolved from the great ape branch of the primate family tree. Remember monkeys have tails, apes do not. Monkeys also have much smaller, less complex brains while great apes have much larger more complex brains.
2. Chimps (an ape, not a monkey!) have 98% similar DNA to the modern human.
3. We didn't go straight from ape to human. There were many branches of our evolutionary tree, many which died out, before humans. Our evolutionary ancestor that we shared with the great apes lived over 7 million years ago.
Educate thyself of our ancestors.
4. Darwin's theory is just that a theory. Put it simply, he saw that when 2 groups of one species where seperated for a long period of time, the one species changed into completely different species because of different environments. He then stated that the same could have happened with the human species. At no time did Darwin state "LOL monkeys=humans!"
Personally I believe you can't take the bible at face value. It makes no mention of dinosaurs or megafauna, it's historically inacurrate, and it is believed to be written by at least 5 different people over 500 years.