Ramen King Roshi
So feel free to explain to me if I just don't understand it, but is there a way to determine where the "center" of the universe is? Provided Big Bang rapid expansion type stuff is the correct theory, then there should be a point of origin. And the universe is expanding, and movements of the stars and such are trackable...is there a way to pinpoint where they're all traveling away from, or is it an erratic path?
There's a big difference between the big bang and any other kind of explosion.
In a normal explosion you can look at the direction the shrapenel is coming from and trace all the bits back to a single points. However, the big bang isn't an explosion. It's an expansion. Every single point in the universe appears to be the center. If we were home, on the moon, in Andromeda, or on the other side of the observable universe we expect as we look further away, we see greater and greater redshifts regardless of where we actually are.
What seems to be the case isn't that the galaxies are actually moving very fast, but that the spaces between galaxies is increasing itself.
The canon analogy is the inflating of a balloon. Draw points on the surface of a balloon. As you inflate it, each point moves apart similarly to how the galaxies appear to move. Things near by you don't move away very fast, things far away from you move very fast. Note that this doesn't mean that the galaxies are moving relative to their spot on the balloon. There's no one spot on the balloon that all the dots "came from".
Of course, this analogy breaks down because the balloon doesn't start from a single points, like the universe. But if you allow yourself to imagine a balloon that can deflate, in a sort-of-spherical way all the way down to near nothing, you'll get the picture.