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The day I conquered Hell and sat upon Satan's chair with a pile of mangled corpses supporting my throne of human bones.
My most metal moment:
I went on the internet and mocked 8 different people and declared at least two dozen bands "NOT METAL."
187 THE BEAST
Im just gonna try and top darth nihilus here.

As I was sitting in my room, I was playing Megadeth for the first time in my stereo, the song was "Holy Wars." As the song proggressed, the scene around me melted as I was transported to the time of the crusades where I was caught on the blades of two fighting christian and muslim. As I was bleeding on the blades, the combatants pulled their blades out of my chest, and proceded to fighting as though realizing I wasnt there, I was caught on every stab and slash, and I realized the true horrors of war/ The song proggressed into "the punishment due" where I was being violently tortured by The Punisher, who was busy slamming a refrigerator door on my head asking me who m boss was, I kept telling him I didnt know and he kept smashing. I could literally feel the two sides of my smashed skull rubbing against each other. When it went back to its origional section, the scene morphed into what lookefd like the U.N., as members were busy tearing at each others arms and legs with knives, and blood was splattered onto me by every slash and bullet that was swung or shot. The song ended. I commented. "GODDAMN THAT WAS ******** SWEET LETS DO IT AGAIN!"

Also, almost dying in a periphery mosh pit.


LOL THAT WUZ SO BR00TAL AND EPIOC.

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my most metal moment is explaining death metal to my younger christian cousin, then playing cannibal corpse for his friends (it's just what came on random) and him saying "this is brutal death metal!"
i was so proud ;_;....


i later found out he had no clue what he was saying
When I became the Painkiller

Yeaaahh
This thread offends my eyes.
Rockin' with Enter Sandman
blinded in one eye from being punched, covered in bruises, blood running from my mouth, entire body sore from hours of abuse, and still kicking a** in the pit
deathwalkingterror
blinded in one eye from being punched, covered in bruises, blood running from my mouth, entire body sore from hours of abuse, and still kicking a** in the pit


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getting my lip pierced
metalhead joe
getting my lip pierced


METHUL!!!!!!!!!!

twisted twisted twisted

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metalhead joe
getting my lip pierced


Lip piercings aren't metal! Tooth piercings are metal! Or eye piercings! RUUAAR!! PURE PAIN!!
DYin
metalhead joe
getting my lip pierced


Lip piercings aren't metal! Tooth piercings are metal! Or eye piercings! RUUAAR!! PURE PAIN!!


GETTING YOUR LOWER INTESTINE PIERCED THROUGH YOUR MOUTH!!
metalhead joe
getting my lip pierced

Why would you do that "metalhead"Joe?? (if that is your real name!) mad

DYin
metalhead joe
getting my lip pierced


Lip piercings aren't metal! Tooth piercings are metal! Or eye piercings! RUUAAR!! PURE PAIN!!
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hitiuga
getting laid


Unless it was another guy, that wasn't metal.

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